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    Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

    Game » consists of 3 releases. Released Feb 10, 2009

    Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad is an action beat-em-up with light RPG elements from D3 in which you control two cursed sword wielding sisters slicing their way through a zombie infested city.

    yakomo's Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad (Xbox 360) review

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    Despite the bikini's and shower scenes, my brain is now mush

    I borrowed this game hoping that it would be one of those Zombie games where you could slice and dice everything.  Unfortunately, it was a game which has zombies which you slice and dice everything... and that's it.  

    How could this be bad?  Sexy Girls... check!    Zombies.... check!  Swords.... check!   The game's name explains it all!!
    Onee - Girl,  Chambara - Japanese Samurai Movie
    Well... here's what's missing: Plot, Gameplay, Useful Camera, Graphics, etc...

    Stay away...!   The zombies really do eat your brains!

    Other reviews for Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad (Xbox 360)

      Pretty awful 0

      Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad is the sequel to the Wii version Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers. The title is a little misleading, since there isn’t a squad of bikini samurais, only one character wears a bikini. Also what the title doesn’t tell you is that the game is terrible. Onechanbara would have been better off with no story, that way there would have been fewer load screens (which there are plenty). The story is completely nonsensical, contrived garbage which is lazily used to paste...

      0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

      It is like the opposite of polishing a turd. 0

      Everyone knows that when you are selling a crappy car you wash the eck out of it.  Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad is not that.  It is (fairly) sexy women cutting up zombies which is potentially awesome.  The problem is going back from this concept into the game play.  The combat is less fun than trying to push a lung chunk down the sink drain after a good party.  You just move your finger around tell you get to the next level.  The menus are inept and unintuitive.  I paid full price (39.99 us...

      0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

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