All I have to say here is, if you stop trying to figure out if that's really Christian Bale for a second and actually listen to the lyrics of this jingle, you will lose your goddamned mind. Hat tip to Kotaku for digging up this gem.

All I have to say here is, if you stop trying to figure out if that's really Christian Bale for a second and actually listen to the lyrics of this jingle, you will lose your goddamned mind. Hat tip to Kotaku for digging up this gem.

AAAAAH!

that was shockingly pink..

It's like Mozart after that remix of The Touch from earlier.

I bet you know what else is shocking and pink...

*no comment*

Hahaha, I want some of that.

Bale is so light on his feet, wow.

damn thing followed me from kotaku. it's not him.

I have never seen anything shockingly pink before.

Oh, good for you.

I will pay good money for a box of that cereal right now.

Shocking pink...?

Give me Pac-Man cereal... GIVE IT MEH NAO.

Holy shit.  That's awesome.  I love the 50's diner shtick, like someone's going to give a damn about the decor in a cereal commercial.  Brilliant.

Did he trash the pink lights?

Damn....I remember that commercial and eating Pac-Man cereal! Awesome!

If your eating this cereal... Then you are the resistance.

He's the King of New York.

Uncovered transcriptof the behind-the-scenes filming of Pac-Man: The Cereal: The Commercial:

Christian Bale (to Pac-Man):  KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS! 

Pac-Man:  Christian, Christian –

Bale:  I want you off the fucking set you prick!

Pac-Man:  Christian, I'm sorry.

Bale:  No, don't just be sorry, think for one fucking second.  What the FUCK are you DOING ?  Are you a video game icon or not?

Pac-Man: Yes I am.

Bale:  Do I fucking 'waka' around and eat up –

Inky:  Christian, Christian –

Bale:  No, shut the fuck up Inky!  Do I want - no!  No!  Don't shut me up. 

Inky:  I'm not shutting you up.

Bale:  Am I going to waka around and eat up all your fucking power pellets, in the middle of a dance routine? Then why the fuck are you waka-ing right through?  *waka-waka-waka*, like this in the background.  What the fuck is it with you?  What don't you fucking understand? 

Pac-Man:  (inaudible)

Bale:  You got any fucking idea about, hey, it's fucking distracting having somebody waka-ing up behind Blinky in the middle of the fucking dance routine?  Give me a fucking answer!  What don't you get about it?

Pac-Man:  I was looking at the coin slot.

Bale:  Ohhhhh, goooood for you.  And how was it?  I hope it was fucking good, because it's useless now, isn't it? 

Pac-Man:  Ok.

Bale:  Fuck-sake man, you're amateur.  Clyde, you got fucking something to say to this prick? 

Clyde:  I didn't see it happen.

Bale:  Well, somebody should be fucking watching and keeping an eye on him.

Clyde:  Fair enough.

Bale:  It's the second time that he doesn't give a FUCK about what is going on in front of the camera, alright?  I'm trying to fucking do a dance routine here, and I am going "Why the fuck is Pac-Man waka-ing in there?  What is he doing there?"  Do you understand my mind is not in the dance routine if you're doing that?

Pac-Man:  I absolutely apologize.  I'm sorry, I did not mean anything by it.

Bale:  Stay off the fucking set man.  For fuck-sake.  Alright, let's go again.

Clyde:  Let's just take a minute.

Bale:  Let's not take a fucking minute, let's go again.  And have YOU fucking waka-ing in!  Can I have Ms. Pac-Man put this on please.

Inky:  Can I have Ms. Pac-Man in wardrobe please?  Can I have Ms. Pac-Man in wardrobe?

Bale:  You're unbelievable, you're un-fucking-believable.  Number of times you're strolling-a-fucking around in the background.  I've never had a video game icon behave like this.  Ehhh…you don't fucking understand what it's like working with child actors, that's what that is.

Pac-Man:  No, that's –

Bale:  That's what that is man, I'm telling you.  I'm not asking, I'm telling you.  You wouldn't have done that otherwise. 

Pac-Man:  No, what it is, is looking at the coin slot and making sure, that the cabinet, ugh –

Bale:  I'M GOING TO FUCKING KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP FOR A SECOND! ALRIGHT?

Baby Pac-Man:  Christian, Christian. It's cool.

Bale:  I'm going to go…Do you want me to fucking go eat your power pellets? DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING EAT YOUR?  Then why are you trashing my dance routine?

Pac-Man:  I'm not trying to trash your dance routine.

Bale:  You are trashing my dance routine! 

Pac-Man:  Christian, I was only –

Bale:  You do it one more fucking time and I ain't waka-ing on this set if you're still hired.  I'm fucking serious.  You're a nice guy.  You're a nice guy, but that don't fucking cut it when you're bullshitting and fucking around like this on set.

Clyde:  Alright, I know, let's, let's  — (inaudible) –

Bale:  Yeah, you might get it.   He doesn't fucking get it.

Clyde:  I got it, I know.  I get it. I get it.  I know.

Bale:  You might.  He. Does. Not. Get It.

ClydeG:  We made good adjustments.  For real, honestly.  I get it.  Just waka for five seconds.

Bale:  No, I don't need any fucking waka-ing.  He needs to stop waka-ing. 

Clyde:  I get that –

Bale:  I ain't the one waka-ing.  Let's get Ms. Pac-Man and put this back on and let's go again.  Seriously Pac-Man, you and me, we're fucking done professionally.    Fucking ass.

Pac Man fever drove me crazy.

God this makes me feel ancient.

Christian Bale was great in Empire of the Sun. 

Perhaps this is a clue to the next Batman costume

The dude has got some moves!

Haha that is a find

LOL I remember this commercial! Ah, the 80's, land of my youth. What a truly horrifying place.

I wish I could eat those right now O,o

Pink marshmallows taste better than white. It's been proven

He's the goddamn Pac-Man

That is what I call style. Only the 80's can do that people.

Marsh mellows: It's whats for breakfast.

ha ha