Real-Life Paperboy

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Posted by Jeff (5282 posts) -
Paperboy's a great game with some of the best music in the history of the world. Someone should sample the music from Paperboy and include it in some kind of filthy rap song or something. But enough about that. Let's talk about this. It's some dudes presenting a pretty good bit called "Paperboy in Real Life."
  
  
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#1 Posted by Jeff (5282 posts) -
Paperboy's a great game with some of the best music in the history of the world. Someone should sample the music from Paperboy and include it in some kind of filthy rap song or something. But enough about that. Let's talk about this. It's some dudes presenting a pretty good bit called "Paperboy in Real Life."
  
  
Great job!
Staff
#2 Posted by Jayzilla (2643 posts) -

That is truly amazing!

#3 Posted by lemon360 (1231 posts) -

nice
#4 Posted by gingertastic_10 (4314 posts) -

Haha fantastic. Love the Paperboy games.

#5 Posted by Kontrapunkt (423 posts) -

Stunningly amazing, I loved paperboy and this makes it better

#6 Posted by Tarakun (239 posts) -

Yes, I knew someone agreed with me on Paperboy's music! 
 
I have it on my phone + ipod.... it's great strolling music. 

#7 Edited by RoboRobb (1088 posts) -

oh man, that's awesome, This is kind of what I picture the 'In The Can' Suburban All Stars music video to be like :))

#8 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8663 posts) -

Haha, that is very funny. Nice job with that.

#9 Posted by Claude (16626 posts) -

The little fuck deserved it. Poor guy just wanted his paper.

#10 Posted by Beeneh (7 posts) -

Awesome stuff

#11 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3521 posts) -

Best part:
"Roger, you are not going to throw my good tire at that boy."
"Get in the gawd damn house ya whore."
 
Loved it.  I was terrible at that game.

#12 Posted by Eelcire (398 posts) -

Ha ha ha, that's great! Well, he did get his paper even after he canceled his subscription.

#13 Posted by K9 (641 posts) -

That was not funny at all. I kept waiting for some kind of punchline but it never came. Poorly acted and even poorly presented.

#14 Posted by RichardLOlson (1904 posts) -

Thats too funny.  I like he said "Go in the house you whore"....and his wife just turns around and does nothing.  It would be funny in the directors cut the wife ends up fucking the neighbor.

#15 Posted by Box3ru13 (731 posts) -

That was great, I forgotten about all the stupid stuff the game would throw at you to make you crash. 

#16 Posted by jakob187 (22335 posts) -

Eh, it was pretty good.

#17 Posted by Stevokenevo (580 posts) -

Frickin hilarious.  I like the ridiculousness of it being serious to be funny.

#18 Posted by Winternet (8238 posts) -

Nice.

#19 Posted by Chuggsy (575 posts) -

Didn't even smile. :/
#20 Posted by IchiroYagiza (453 posts) -

Very nice!!! XD

#21 Posted by unclejohn0525 (396 posts) -

Kinda funny. I laughed more at the little Tim and Eric reference that Jeff threw in at the end of the article.
 
Great Job!

#22 Posted by CL60 (17120 posts) -

That is fantastic.

#23 Posted by Laticsfan (612 posts) -

That was just awesome.

#24 Edited by Linkyshinks (11407 posts) -

The original game has a special place in my heart.

#25 Posted by gakon (2008 posts) -

Ehhhhhhhh.  Didn't find it the least bit funny.

#26 Edited by NMC2008 (1248 posts) -

Mega 64 did it much better as far as making me laugh goes.

#27 Posted by Xander51 (135 posts) -

That was fantastic, loved it. The idea of an irate man coming up with all of the various Paperboy obstacles is genius. It helps the game actually make some sense!

#28 Posted by Seedofpower (3996 posts) -
@lemon360 said:
" nice "
nice
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#29 Edited by Bubahula (2224 posts) -

this japanese b-boy will stop him!
#30 Posted by Daniel (1557 posts) -

Haha, that was funny. Very clever.

#31 Posted by Soap (3746 posts) -

what the hell was with there accents? o.O

#32 Edited by ChrisTilton (167 posts) -

Why do the residents have horrible British accents that come and go? Is there a punchline to this bit? I couldn't find it.

#33 Edited by Mordi (565 posts) -
#34 Posted by GiantGUS (434 posts) -

Hahahahaha now I can't play Paperboy without hearing the lyrics to In The Can in my head.

#35 Posted by Ouroboros (330 posts) -

mega64s paperboy vid is better :\

#36 Posted by Kohe321 (3568 posts) -

Fantastic!

#37 Posted by Ineedaname (4276 posts) -

The "get in the goddamn house..." had me in stitches, ah that was awesome.

#38 Posted by Monkeyman04 (1476 posts) -

That was funny as hell. Had me laughing through out.

#39 Edited by Lepuke (343 posts) -

I loved me some Paperboy back in the day.
Pro-Tip: The Sega Master System version of the game was far superior to the NES version.  (Unfortunately this is one of the rare instances that SMS wins, with Double Dragon being the other.)
Only the arcade was better.

#40 Posted by John1912 (2112 posts) -
@Ouroboros said:
"mega64s paperboy vid is better :\ "

It was better if nothing else because that guy had no fucking clue as to what was going on at freaking 4 am, in the  dark deliverying papers.  He soo had to ask himself if he was dreaming, or maybe he needed to lay off his drug of choice.
#41 Posted by MeatSim (10994 posts) -

Great Job! is right.

#42 Posted by Mikemcn (7445 posts) -
@ChrisTilton said:
"Why do the residents have horrible British accents that come and go? Is there a punchline to this bit? I couldn't find it. "

It was just for fun i think. I liked it.
#43 Posted by Pappasman (127 posts) -

mega64 did it better.

#44 Posted by MordeaniisChaos (5904 posts) -

LMAO
#45 Posted by buzz_clik (7269 posts) -

Comedy platinum, y'all!

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#46 Posted by SlainbytheBrain (43 posts) -

Mega 64's was better: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opgMZ1I8zls&feature=fvw

#47 Posted by Bucketdeth (8234 posts) -

Haha silly. 
Loved the game when I was a kid.

#48 Edited by lordofultima (6560 posts) -

I loved his multiple accents, makes it 15 times better IMO.
 
I hate arcade Paperboy music, NES soundtrack was much better. No freakin' cowbell.

#49 Posted by TwoOneFive (9787 posts) -
@Mikemcn said:
" @ChrisTilton said:
"Why do the residents have horrible British accents that come and go? Is there a punchline to this bit? I couldn't find it. "
It was just for fun i think. I liked it. "
yeah it was funny. dude why are you taking a homemade parody on youtube serious?!!?
#50 Posted by Media_Master (3259 posts) -

good one!!

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