Today Mr Klepek posted this tweet:

Which, for reasons I can't quite explain, cracked me the fuck up.

I immediately set about creating my own alternatives:

And finally, perhaps my favourite:

So Giant Bomb? How does Kinect make you feel?

It makes me feel pity for those that bought it.

I'm no Darth Vader, but Star Wars with Kinect makes me feel like a Jedi

@laserbolts said:

It makes me feel pity for those that bought it.

Yeah, I should have seen that coming -______-

I'm no engineer, but Fable: The Journey with Kinect makes me feel like I'm on rails.

I'm no lightsaber, but Star Wars with Kinect makes me feel on.

I'm no dancer, but Dance Central with the Kinect makes me feel like Suge "The Devil" Knight.

I'm no Commander Shepard, but Mass Effect 3 is my favorite game on the Kinect.

I'm no kid but the Kinect makes me FIST BUMP!
 
Might aswell get the E3 jokes out of the way immediately, right?

Playing with connect makes me feel like playing something else.
(edit: Looked up child of eden with connect, and it looks like it may actually fit the controls, not feel forced.)

@Sweep

@laserbolts said:

It makes me feel pity for those that bought it.

Yeah, I should have seen that coming -______-

Sorry not trying to troll I seriously feel bad for those that bought it thinking that they would put out some games for it.

I'm no Jeremy, but Medieval Moves: Deadmund’s Quest on Kinect makes me feel like I'm doing a great job.

I can't believe that Child of Eden is making me want to get a kinect.

Child of Eden + Kinect is win. I also like the audio commands for Netflix- not saying those things pay for the unit- just sayin I like those things.

I find it funny Rapelay is so well known It gets alot of jokes for a game I assume 99% of ppl havent played...

I'm no derp, but derpy derpy doo.
 
I'm no Pacman, but playing Pacman makes me feel like Pacman. 
 
I'm no ordnance expert, but playing Bomberman makes me feel like Sergeant First Class William James.

I'm no jockey, but Kinect makes me feel like I'm exchanging pleasantries with a horse. 

The aretha franklin one was the best. For some reason I just started cracking up

I'm no engineer, but Fable: The Journey with Kinect makes me feel like I'm on rails.

I'm no Tom Calancy but Future Soldier with Kinect makes me feel like Diana Ross.

@SeriouslyNow said:

I'm no Tom Calancy but Future Soldier with Kinect makes me feel like Diana Ross.

explain yo'self Tom CAlancy.

@niamahai said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

I'm no Tom Calancy but Future Soldier with Kinect makes me feel like Diana Ross.

explain yo'self Tom CAlancy.

I actually AM a Microsoft PR Manager and Giant Bomb with Sweep has made me a million bucks.

No I'm totally not but this thing has potential.

Indifferent. I don't have a Kinect, but I haven't been impressed with what I've seen so far.

I'm no drug addict, but Pac Man with Kinect makes me feel like a pill popper.

I'm no idiot in front of a green screen, but everything on Kinect makes me feel like a Giant Bomb staffer.

I'm no FBI Agent, but my coffee warned me about the Kinect. Isn't that right, Zach?

I'm no Ice-T on Twitter, but playing Red Dead Redemption on Kinect makes me really feel like I could ride a horse.

I have no feelings on it. The closest I can come is that I'll never play it, but that's more due to an aversion to looking at myself than a hatred of Kinect.

@Video_Game_King: Way to completely not read any of the thread.

I'm no Kinect, but playing Kinect makes me feel like I am the controller.

I'm no disgraced former cop, but playing Condemned on Kinect makes me feel like a hobo with shit in my hair.

I'm not Batman but Kinect + Arkam City makes me feel like Batman Batman Batman.

I'm no film director, but blowing shit up last night made me feel like Michael Bay.

I'm not a police detective, but playing LA Noire on Kinect makes me feel like cheating on my wife :(

Lightsaber on.

I'm not a police detective, but playing LA Noire on Kinect makes me feel like taking a shitload of millitary surplus morphine and falling over dead.

I'm no Mr. Caffeine, but DOODLEE DOODLEE DOODLEE DOODLEE DOO.

I'm no Al Qaeda member, but Red Faction: Guerilla on kinect makes me feel like a terrorist.

I'm no homosexual but Brad's voice gives me an instant erection.

I'm no GunSmith, but Ghost Recon weapon modification with Kinect is kinda hit and miss. 

I'm no Xbox Live employee, but the certification system on the kinect makes me sack up

I'm no Aperture CEO but Portal 2 with Kinect makes me feel like getting my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

I'm no Scorpion, but Mortal Kombat with Kinect makes me feel like getting over here.

I'm no wizard, but games with kinect makes me think that looks fucked up.