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News Editor at Giant Bomb, and a member of the illustrious Bomb Squad. He began a career in gaming journalism at 14, and previously served as a news editor for G4TV. He has been credited in the special thanks sections of Guitar Hero II and The Silver Lining, but ostensibly it's only an excuse for having a wiki page. He's from Chee-cah-goh.

How does Kinect make you feel?

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#1 Posted by Sweep (8096 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

Today Mr Klepek posted this tweet:

Which, for reasons I can't quite explain, cracked me the fuck up.

I immediately set about creating my own alternatives:

And finally, perhaps my favourite:

So Giant Bomb? How does Kinect make you feel?

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#2 Posted by laserbolts (5116 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

It makes me feel pity for those that bought it.

#3 Posted by Twitchey (865 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no Darth Vader, but Star Wars with Kinect makes me feel like a Jedi

#4 Posted by Sweep (8096 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

@laserbolts said:

It makes me feel pity for those that bought it.

Yeah, I should have seen that coming -______-

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#5 Posted by Soapy86 (2417 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no Commander Shepard, but Mass Effect 3 is my favorite game on the Kinect.
#6 Posted by Hailinel (18042 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no engineer, but Fable: The Journey with Kinect makes me feel like I'm on rails.

#7 Posted by ThePickle (3513 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no lightsaber, but Star Wars with Kinect makes me feel on.

#8 Posted by Driadon (2914 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no dancer, but Dance Central with the Kinect makes me feel like Suge "The Devil" Knight.

#9 Posted by SirOptimusPrime (1555 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago
I'm no wizard, but Skyrim on the Kinect looks fucked up. 
 
@Soapy86 said:
I'm no Commander Shepard, but Mass Effect 3 is my favorite game on the Kinect.
This is difficult. This just might have "/thread"'d  this thread. 
#10 Edited by Gumby (225 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no kid but the Kinect makes me FIST BUMP!
 
Might aswell get the E3 jokes out of the way immediately, right?

#11 Edited by ninjalegend (340 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

Playing with connect makes me feel like playing something else.
(edit: Looked up child of eden with connect, and it looks like it may actually fit the controls, not feel forced.)

#12 Edited by laserbolts (5116 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

@Sweep

@laserbolts said:

It makes me feel pity for those that bought it.

Yeah, I should have seen that coming -______-

Sorry not trying to troll I seriously feel bad for those that bought it thinking that they would put out some games for it.

#13 Posted by Beforet (2629 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no Jeremy, but Medieval Moves: Deadmund’s Quest on Kinect makes me feel like I'm doing a great job.

#14 Posted by Afroman269 (7388 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I can't believe that Child of Eden is making me want to get a kinect.

#15 Posted by mrangryface (658 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

Child of Eden + Kinect is win. I also like the audio commands for Netflix- not saying those things pay for the unit- just sayin I like those things.

#16 Edited by John1912 (1545 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I find it funny Rapelay is so well known It gets alot of jokes for a game I assume 99% of ppl havent played...

#17 Posted by GuyIncognito (379 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no derp, but derpy derpy doo.
 
I'm no Pacman, but playing Pacman makes me feel like Pacman. 
 
I'm no ordnance expert, but playing Bomberman makes me feel like Sergeant First Class William James.

#18 Edited by Surkov (985 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no jockey, but Kinect makes me feel like I'm exchanging pleasantries with a horse. 

#19 Posted by DystopiaX (4847 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

The aretha franklin one was the best. For some reason I just started cracking up

#20 Posted by benpicko (1481 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago
@Hailinel said:

I'm no engineer, but Fable: The Journey with Kinect makes me feel like I'm on rails.

Holy fuck. THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
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#21 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8532 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no Tom Calancy but Future Soldier with Kinect makes me feel like Diana Ross.

#22 Posted by niamahai (1383 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

@SeriouslyNow said:

I'm no Tom Calancy but Future Soldier with Kinect makes me feel like Diana Ross.

explain yo'self Tom CAlancy.

#23 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8532 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

@niamahai said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

I'm no Tom Calancy but Future Soldier with Kinect makes me feel like Diana Ross.

explain yo'self Tom CAlancy.

#24 Posted by RiotBananas (3600 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

@Hailinel said:

I'm no engineer, but Fable: The Journey with Kinect makes me feel like I'm on rails.

I'm not Peter Molyneux but Fable: The Journey on Kinect makes me feel like I'm on a guided journey.

#25 Posted by Sjupp (1882 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I actually AM a Microsoft PR Manager and Giant Bomb with Sweep has made me a million bucks.

No I'm totally not but this thing has potential.

#26 Posted by PerryVandell (2092 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

Indifferent. I don't have a Kinect, but I haven't been impressed with what I've seen so far.

#27 Posted by MattyFTM (13805 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no drug addict, but Pac Man with Kinect makes me feel like a pill popper.

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#28 Posted by UnderWing (29 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no idiot in front of a green screen, but everything on Kinect makes me feel like a Giant Bomb staffer.

#29 Posted by SMTDante89 (2162 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no FBI Agent, but my coffee warned me about the Kinect. Isn't that right, Zach?

#30 Posted by UnderWing (29 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no Ice-T on Twitter, but playing Red Dead Redemption on Kinect makes me really feel like I could ride a horse.

#31 Posted by Video_Game_King (29201 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I have no feelings on it. The closest I can come is that I'll never play it, but that's more due to an aversion to looking at myself than a hatred of Kinect.

#32 Posted by Sweep (8096 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

@Video_Game_King: Way to completely not read any of the thread.

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#33 Posted by I_smell (3824 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no Kinect, but playing Kinect makes me feel like I am the controller.

#34 Posted by EuanDewar (4014 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no disgraced former cop, but playing Condemned on Kinect makes me feel like a hobo with shit in my hair.

#35 Posted by WiFiPirate (108 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm not Batman but Kinect + Arkam City makes me feel like Batman Batman Batman.

#36 Posted by ThePurpleWall (43 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no film director, but blowing shit up last night made me feel like Michael Bay.

#37 Posted by RiotBananas (3600 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no Kinect but playing with myself makes me feel dirty and ashamed.

#38 Posted by I_smell (3824 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm not a police detective, but playing LA Noire on Kinect makes me feel like cheating on my wife :(

#39 Posted by Sayishere (1823 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

Lightsaber on.

#40 Posted by I_smell (3824 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm not a police detective, but playing LA Noire on Kinect makes me feel like taking a shitload of millitary surplus morphine and falling over dead.

#41 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6779 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no Mr. Caffeine, but DOODLEE DOODLEE DOODLEE DOODLEE DOO.

#42 Posted by Toxin066 (3047 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no Al Qaeda member, but Red Faction: Guerilla on kinect makes me feel like a terrorist.

#43 Posted by ThePurpleWall (43 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago
@xobballox: Ah, that one got me laughing. Well done, sir!
#44 Posted by Ramone (2423 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no homosexual but Brad's voice gives me an instant erection.

#45 Posted by Video_Game_King (29201 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago
@Sweep: 
 
What? Do you just want me to make a joke? You asked me how I felt about Kinect, and I opened up. This is the exact reason why emotions are socially frowned upon on the Moon.
#46 Posted by warxsnake (2551 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no GunSmith, but Ghost Recon weapon modification with Kinect is kinda hit and miss. 

#47 Posted by coakroach (2383 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no Xbox Live employee, but the certification system on the kinect makes me sack up

#48 Posted by Gamer_152 (13240 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no Aperture CEO but Portal 2 with Kinect makes me feel like getting my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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#49 Posted by mracoon (4582 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no Scorpion, but Mortal Kombat with Kinect makes me feel like getting over here.

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#50 Posted by RobotHamster (3948 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm no wizard, but games with kinect makes me think that looks fucked up.

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