Passed out Patrick Klepek spotted at Denny's in Reddit post?

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#51 Posted by Sanj (2246 posts) -

Look at that arm. Of course it's not Klepeck.

#52 Posted by Bollard (5034 posts) -

No elf ears so I'm saying no.

#53 Posted by Stonyman65 (2413 posts) -

@Yanngc33 said:

I was browsing reddit and I came across a post illustrating what the graveyard shift at Denny's looks like. In the picture, you see passed out drunk people, sketchy looking food and if you scroll all the way down, last image to the left, you see a dude passed out on a table who looks exactly like Patrick Klepek

So is it Patrick or do my eyes deceive me?

That guy is about the size of 2 Patrick's.

#54 Posted by Grillbar (1774 posts) -

dont know for sure but his face does not match patrick's especially the jawline/cheeks and his arms are to big.

#55 Posted by RIDEBIRD (1229 posts) -

Really does not look like Patrick in any way.

#56 Posted by Ramone (2932 posts) -

That dude actually has meat on his bones so, no, it is not Patrick

#57 Posted by tescovee (346 posts) -

If it is, man... Tricky's girlfriend is going to be up set over him eating Denny's

#58 Posted by Eaxis (869 posts) -

He does not have a press hat, press badge or a scoop so no.

#59 Posted by Ramone (2932 posts) -

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

Probably after this night......

I don't know if I'm glad or angry that someone reminded me this existed.

#60 Posted by Liquidus (940 posts) -

Look at those arms. Definitely not Patrick.

#61 Edited by JasonR86 (9385 posts) -

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#62 Posted by Vexxan (4600 posts) -

The face is very Patrick but not the body.

#63 Posted by J12088 (432 posts) -

No twig arms.

#64 Posted by Delta_Ass (3231 posts) -

Not skinny enough to be Patrick.

#65 Posted by mitchell486 (114 posts) -

I think that when patrick finally reads this thread... He's going to have really low self esteem afterwards... :( Poor little fella. (Err sorry patty! Normal sized fella! Poor very normal sized fella!)

#66 Posted by DemBones (69 posts) -

He looks exactly like someone who doesn't look like Patrick Klepek.

#67 Posted by brownsfantb (387 posts) -

Not skinny enough and the hair isn't quite the same.

#68 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4687 posts) -

If you look at the Day 0 E3 video, you can see that Patrick got weird looking ears. This guys has normal ears and got more muscle. So no.

#69 Posted by BisonHero (5692 posts) -

His arms and jaw are way too meaty to be even close to Patrick.

#70 Posted by atomic_dumpling (2442 posts) -

Nope. His face is squished into a Klepek-like shape by his arm.

#71 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6984 posts) -
@S0ndor said:

His arms are waaaay too thick.

Yeah, he looks way too tough to be Patrick.
#72 Posted by stinky (1545 posts) -

note to self, change work out diet to Denny's Grand Slam.

#73 Posted by wewantsthering (1460 posts) -

@TopCat88 said:

I'm going to say NOT Patrick, but it could be his doppelganger.

#74 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) -

You know how many high schoolers with Jew-fros look like Patrick? All of them. This could be any one of them. But it's not Patrick.

#75 Posted by TheHumanDove (2403 posts) -

Its definitely not him.

#76 Posted by crajon (21 posts) -

This guy looks like he could be about 17, so maybe it's Patrick's older brother?

#77 Posted by 71Ranchero (2583 posts) -

@crajon said:

This guy looks like he could be about 17, so maybe it's Patrick's older brother?

Sick burn!

#78 Posted by Subjugation (4694 posts) -

Arms are too beefy.

#79 Edited by Cloudenvy (5890 posts) -

No way that's Patrick, his arms are too thick.

#80 Posted by Codeacious (957 posts) -

Yep, too thick. Those arms aren't even close to the sticks of our Kleptock.

#81 Posted by Winternet (7936 posts) -

Does Patrick have a twin brother?

#82 Posted by patrickklepek (3098 posts) -

I do have a brother (https://www.google.com/search?sugexp=chrome,mod%3D4&q=tim+klepek+the+audition&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&authuser=0&ei=pVnjT_TdKOmY2wWm0KW0Cw&biw=1381&bih=783&sei=qFnjT7HUL8Gt2QXBzMzgCw), but this picture isn't me, sadly! You've seen my Guitar Hero video, so I'm not exactly ashamed of looking like an idiot. This, however, is not me (or my brother).

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#83 Posted by Winternet (7936 posts) -

Mystery solved!

#84 Posted by RenMcKormack (1071 posts) -

This man is too "swoll" to be Scoopz Kleppek.

#85 Edited by vince_kupo (142 posts) -

@coakroach said:

It's Patrick Klepeck alright, but it's his future self that has travelled back in time to warn him that his metabolism will soon change and he will no longer be able to eat at Portillo's.

al this trouble just to say that? lol

I do have a brother (https://www.google.com/search?sugexp=chrome,mod%3D4&q=tim+klepek+the+audition&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&authuser=0&ei=pVnjT_TdKOmY2wWm0KW0Cw&biw=1381&bih=783&sei=qFnjT7HUL8Gt2QXBzMzgCw), but this picture isn't me, sadly! You've seen my Guitar Hero video, so I'm not exactly ashamed of looking like an idiot. This, however, is not me (or my brother).

I'm a little disturbed by your video XD

#86 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

@patrickklepek said:

I do have a brother (https://www.google.com/search?sugexp=chrome,mod%3D4&q=tim+klepek+the+audition&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&authuser=0&ei=pVnjT_TdKOmY2wWm0KW0Cw&biw=1381&bih=783&sei=qFnjT7HUL8Gt2QXBzMzgCw), but this picture isn't me, sadly! You've seen my Guitar Hero video, so I'm not exactly ashamed of looking like an idiot. This, however, is not me (or my brother).

Yet another mystery solved!

#87 Edited by LD50 (416 posts) -

Yeah, way too much meat on that boi to be Tricky, plus it looks like he might be able to grow facial hair.

So no way.

I am glad to see the whole fam supports the fro tho.

EDIT: Wait wait, glad to see his bro's fro tho. There.

#88 Posted by AssInAss (2410 posts) -

A bit stalker-ish how you came to find this.

#89 Posted by jakob187 (21514 posts) -

This guy appears to be Patrick Klepek.

Therefore, definitely not Patrick Klepek.

#90 Posted by TEHMAXXORZ (1199 posts) -

It's not Patrick...

#91 Posted by Dalai (6882 posts) -

I knew it wasn't Patrick. He seems more like an IHOP type of guy.

#92 Edited by Cubical (637 posts) -

WHo the fuck is this Patrick Klepek guy really and why do people keep talking about him and why should I care?

If people talk about Jeff Green and wonder what he is doing all the time I 100% understand the obsession Jeff Green is a living video game and PC game god sorta liketom hanks, tim allen or david letterman.

A little-known fact is that Jeff Green is an amphibian.

Or j allard I wonder what he does 24 hours a day if you have pics of him passed out some place I will pay you money to see them.

#93 Posted by SmilingPig (1337 posts) -

Way too fat.

#94 Posted by Darkstorn (461 posts) -

@MAN_FLANNEL said:

Arms aren't toothpicky enough and ears are not that of a burn victim. Not Patrick.

LOL that isn't fair to Patrick "Sexiest Man Alive" Klepek but good point regardless.

#95 Edited by Sammo21 (3041 posts) -

I can see why someone thinks this is Patrick, but that's definitely not him.

#96 Edited by AssInAss (2410 posts) -

@bourbon_warrior said:

Probably after this night......

Why is this the first time I'm seeing this gem?! The leather pants and that glorious butt crack.

Is that Tina from 1UP grinding?

WAIT WHY WAS THIS THREAD NECRO BUMPED?!

#97 Posted by hollitz (1181 posts) -

Face is too puffy to be Patrick's.

Hair is too non-rad.

Bracelet.

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