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    Paul Barnett is the Deputy Creative Director for World of Tanks.

    Speed Coke: A Drink Chugging Contest For The Ages

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    #101  Edited By underthewether

    kind of like the ten pop challenge

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    #102  Edited By Flushes

    11 seconds. Oh god, the horror.

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    #103  Edited By Absurd

    Haha,That was awesome! This is why Giantbomb is awesome.

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    #104  Edited By Brackynews

    I can only imagine instances of mentos-spiking.  Probably qualifies as attempted murder.

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    #105  Edited By ht101

    Vinnie=Epic Fail.  However, Jeff just showed that Americans in America are better than Americans in Britain.  I also loved Jeff at the end: "Let's go play Street Fighter IV".  Giant Bomb is truly the best video game site out there.

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    #106  Edited By CommieBoy

    God, that's terrible. I can scull (chug) a pint of guiness/beer in something like 10 seconds, but coke?? I'm suprised your stomachs didn't explode.

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    #107  Edited By Crono
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    #108  Edited By Neorub

    That was pretty great, maybe a community challenge is a coming??

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    Hahaha, love Ryan's reaction, looks like he enjoyed it.

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    #110  Edited By QuattroRS6

    This was hilarious.  To make it interesting you should do it again with one of those wonderful energy drinks you guys are always tast testing.

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    #111  Edited By TheGreatGuero

    "Alright, let's play Street Fighter."

    Haha, you guys are too awesome.

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    #112  Edited By aurahack

    Imma try this before going to work tomorrow. Probably a bad idea, but it'll make those Wii Fit-buyers feel like it was waiting to happen to them. >:[

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    #113  Edited By ZombiePie  Staff

    "Mean" Joe Greene would be proud of you guys.

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    #114  Edited By Captain_Insano

    nice

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    #115  Edited By dagstar84

    beautiful, I'm a coke addict anyways!

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    #116  Edited By STEVEOO6

    Does anyone know the quantity of beverage in those cans?

    I recently spent sometime in Southeast Asia and their standard coke cans are 330ml, however down here in Australia our standard size is 375ml.

    As someone who may just be interested in competing in the great 'chug-a-coke 09 challange'...
    Can someone tell me the standard coke can size over in the U.S?

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    #117  Edited By AutomaticSnake

    ryan was in some serious pain... i dont think he will try this again... lol

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    #118  Edited By Linkyshinks

    I like how Ryan's hugs his little lion like a Blanky.

    Luchdeer could have done a better job than Vinny.

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    #119  Edited By cspiffo

    lolololol :^P

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    #120  Edited By FalcomAdol

    Vinnie you pansy!

    I'm definitely competitive with the intern, but 8 seconds is probably out of my league.

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    #121  Edited By FalcomAdol

    Pepsi and Mountain Dew cans are widemouths here.  Any confirmation on whether the Coke cans that either Mythic or Bomb used were widemouths?

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    #122  Edited By super_machine

    lol nice one

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    #123  Edited By FalcomAdol

    The standard soda can here is 355ml, and it appears that both major brands have replaced their standard cans with widemouths.  The widemouth can is approximately the same width as two standard DVD cases stacked together.

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    #124  Edited By Legend

    That was the mother of all belches, Jeff.

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    #125  Edited By Media_Master

    I was waiting for someone to explode...

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    #126  Edited By End_Boss

    I think they should film another segment in which Brad is forced to ingest as much Coke as those three gentlemen combined as fast as he can, just for sissing out on this challenge.

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    #127  Edited By GIVEMEREPLAY

    I got halfway through the can in about 5 seconds, and then felt like my stomach was going to explode.

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    #128  Edited By BusterBrownstar
    I didn't realize the original 8.6sec drink from Mythic was for DIET.  That's gotta be easier.  Regular Coke just feels thicker and richer, so you gotta have a point spread or something here.
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    #129  Edited By sparky_buzzsaw

    Funny stuff!  Those belches were rough.  Hah!

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    #130  Edited By DeepRed

    Awesome. The American guy in the Mythic vid had opened his can before the timer start, then began to drink. Cheater! If Jeff did the same, he would have got the best time!

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    #131  Edited By Lind_L_Taylor

    I don't know what to make of it. I'd hate to find out somebody finds a new way of dying by drinking a coke to fast & boring a hole through their stomach...

    :)

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    #132  Edited By SkylinePigeon

    Ohhhhh Giant Bomb.... God bless America.

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    #133  Edited By Phox

    Try it with a bendy straw!

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    #134  Edited By RIP_Icewood

    That was hilarious. As soon as I watched it I went to go try it out myself, with poor results. I dont drink pop so it was pretty tough!

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    #135  Edited By Will1Lucky

    If only I had a can, I would beat you all away :P. I'm probably gonna pick up a few litres anyway tommorow for some gaming sessions.

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    #137  Edited By Deaditelord

    LOL.  That's about the funniest I've seen in a long time.  This is why I love Giant Bomb!

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    #138  Edited By clarke0

    Wow this is intense. Jeff drank two in the time it took for Vinny to drink most of one.

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    #139  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    Sweet stuff, that dude from Mythic was amazing. Well done to you four at Giant Bomb as well, especially Ryan and extra-especially Jeff, you were a machine man! P.S. Please let us know when Ryan is out of shock, I have images of him sitting in your office rocking back and forth, holding the tiger doll and not being able to speak for days.

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    #140  Edited By Rowr

    shits dangerous, dont try this at home kids.

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    #141  Edited By Zebadee

    I can't believe Jeff drank two...

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    #142  Edited By AnthraX

    LMAO ! That shit looks like it burns! Awesome!

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    #143  Edited By joslop500

    wow jeff, looks brutal

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    best. video. ever.

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    #145  Edited By Boots555

    Just awesome!  nice jorb guys... funny ass vid.

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    #146  Edited By pictoben

    Hmm, just spotted this today, and it strikes a chord with what happened to me today:

    Running around "getting stuff done", and on the way out to the Metrocentre (local mall for us) Emily my 5 year old managed to swipe the last 1/4 of my wifes bottle of coke (the caffeine free, gold label stuff). She starts saying she feels sick on the way there, and we point out why that is - she's not used to fizzy drinks.

    She's over it by the time we get there, and so I wander into Dixons (electrical retailer) in the naive hope that they may have a reasonably priced external drive for my laptop. Emily and I get about 10 paces inside the front door of the shop and Emily suddenly shouts "I feel sick", before projectile vomiting across the floor of the shop. I managed to flag down a couple of members of the staff from behind a till, one if which goes off to find something or one to clean up with. Another stands a few feet away, complaining about his 'natural gag reflex' before just plain dissapearing. So I'm just kind of stood there with my daughter next to this huge slop of vomit, trying to stop people from walking through it.

    I phone my wife, who eventually comes back and then wanders a couple of steps off with Emily to get her a bit of air. I'm kind of left there standing by the sick, wondering if it would be bad form just to do a runner as well, but there's no sign of any staff around all of a sudden. I almost had to grab some lady who was walking thrgough the shop not paying attention and almost waded right into it. She looks startled, she looks down at the floor.  Then she looks back up at me with the most dissaproving stare she can muster, and clearly thinking it was me who was sick after a few too many beers last night tuts and wanders off in a different direction.

    Anyway, on an unrelated note:

    Does a modified can count as cheating? I remember something we used to do in my school days with coke - you had to turn the can upside down, stab a pen into the side of the can right near the bottom (or the top as you are now holding it. You then cover the hole with your finger turn it right way up then open it. Once you start to drink you move your finger from over the hole and you can then suck the coke out of the can faster than itg would normally flow.

    Well, the gauntlet is down. Anyone going to man up and put that on tape? I reckon you could smash the 8 second barrier.

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    #147  Edited By kboy

    Haha, Ryan.
    "Oh God, that's all inside of me now!"

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    #148  Edited By jeff
    Pictoben said:
    Does a modified can count as cheating? I remember something we used to do in my school days with coke - you had to turn the can upside down, stab a pen into the side of the can right near the bottom (or the top as you are now holding it. You then cover the hole with your finger turn it right way up then open it. Once you start to drink you move your finger from over the hole and you can then suck the coke out of the can faster than itg would normally flow.

    Well, the gauntlet is down. Anyone going to man up and put that on tape? I reckon you could smash the 8 second barrier."

    Shotgunning is not permitted. You'd probably be able to get under 4 seconds if you were doing that.
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    #149  Edited By Proto

    I don't know how you guys can do it.... I still think only women should be able to let it go down their throat like that..... not trying to be offensive to the women out there :P

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    #150  Edited By chapman12

    haha lol 8 seconds AWSM!!!

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