PAXAMANIA 2015 Schedule

Welps, the promo vids are starting to come in. I am hyped.

I'm so hype for this.

They pushed Dr. Tracksuit, good.

D-Leazy is hard son

Only D-Leazy can own a shirt that says "No Bitch Assness" on it.

Always love these, can't wait to see the video.

Cant wait to see the Dr Tracksuit one.

I've been planning my signs all week!

Here's mine from last year. They don't really show on the streams so I hope they figure out a way to give em some play this time around >,<

Getting hyped for D-Leazy and RUN GFB!

Another promo vid >,<

I love the Star Trek models and baby mobile in the back of Dave Lang's video.

Dr. Tracksuit vs Killer Kalman?!

I am so torn about who I'm rooting for.

Should I watch the Pax Prime one? For whatever reason I didn't end up watching it back in September

@nightriff: Yeah, it was pretty baller.

And then look up Kalman calling out Team GFB from PAX South,

I hope Meggan Scavio will make a glorious return. She got snubbed in the previous one!

Welp, everyone can stop cutting promos now because nothing's gonna top this:

@conmulligan: "it's gonna be like playing video games against Congress." Holy shit, that's great.

Jesus Christ Trin. (I spent so much time in TF2 trying to get that Engineer hat.)

this is all fantastic.

#TrinTrain

Choo Choo mother fuckers, by far the greatest cut. Wouldn't think someone was going to come with something better than team GFB. GFB's last chance is for Dr track suit to something hot.

This whole stupid thing is great.

I think I've finally gone too far into the Lang Zone

YEAR OF THE UNDERDRAKER

Choo Choo Motherfuckers

The promo vids are the best part of Paxamania. Trin knocked it out of the park again this year.

Choo choo motherfuckers indeed.

The Indie Love Coalition is coming for Team GFB.

ILC vs GFB

Gettin' acronyms all up in this bitch!

I fully expect #TeamGFB shenanigans during the Samantha vs Dr. Tracksuit match.

ILC are soft. They can't step to the Underdraker, the Doctor, the master of destruction himself, boy hurricane, lightening in a bottle D-Leazy.

Wait why is dan getting a title shot? He didn't do shit. Shouldn't it be greg miller since he stole the championship belt?

Man I thought this thing had some integrity! SOMEONE FILL ME IN

And it's go time!

People aren't trains! You can't be a train!

Dr. Tracksuit confirmed for a Rap Man™ fan. Well either that or just a Hunkadunk fan.

Either way it's no surprise he's sponsored by Harmonix.

Seeing Dr Tracksuit's promo video is really making me regret not cosplaying as Jeff Gerstmann-dow at PAX East. Just following Dr Tracksuit around and mirroring his moves

Edit: anyone know any good sign shops? I have sign ideas

These promos are golden!

As usual, Dr Tracksuit is some next-level shit.

Has Alex won the last 2?

Dr. Tracksuit's Trin reference is fucking fried gold.

@johnnymcginley: Yes he is the only champ so far.

Dan Ryckert probably made a deal with D-Sleazy to get a title shot out of nowhere.

My money's on Indie Love Coalition! <3

Also, soooooooooo excited I'm going to be able to see it live and in person this year! :D

The sad but true part in all of this is that this writing is better than most wrestling storylines today

What on earth is Dr. Tracksuit pushing around with his costco card? A crushed up smartee?

EAT. SLEEP. BOP. REPEAT.

AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO

HYPE CHECK

That was pretty great. Now I'm really expecting a new song by The Sword that tells the ballad of @alex, I mean the Wolf.

That Trin promo. It's somehow intimidating in the most adorable way possible. CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS

@naoiko: I bet it's what's in the Underdraker's urn. No idea why it's green though.

OH MY GOD this is so great! its the most wonderful time of the year! I dont know who Im rooting for. I usually like Alex because I think he is the stone cold of this entertainment group of video athletes because he just clocks in, knock mother fuckers out, and walks out with a W.

Dr. Tracksuit on the other hand is the late 90s the Rock, basically everyone loves him but can never get over the hump that is the wolf. (maybe this year!?)

Dirty Dan is like triple H from the mid 90s. Young upcomer who has tons of potential but has to pay some dues before his career sets off (much like the "hunter hearse helmsley"). One more thing, if Dan doesnt have entrance music to "I am a real american" he lost on a invaluable opportunity.

And Underdraker, well I'll spare the explanation there. Wouldnt it be badass to have drakes "brother" come to the event and kick his ass!?

PS. These promos are some of the single greatest videos to exist on the internet.

PPS. 90s wrestling is the most comparable to PAXAMANIA. duh!