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    The 2010 Penny Arcade Expo (PAX) took place at the Washington State Convention Center in Seattle, Washington from September 3-5.

    We are getting too many single males, need more women.

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    #1  Edited By Chummy8
    Lol Orgy at PAX   (just an ad totally safe) 
     
    Anyone thinking of signing up, or even having a GB orgy?  LET ME KNOW! 
     
    (lol)
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    #2  Edited By ELBUMBLERO

    Hey check it out, dull disgusting video game convention made by a dull, disgusting web comic has dull disgusting people (with potential stink clouds) looking for lonely nerd sex!
     
    Guys, I am shocked about this.

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    #3  Edited By Chummy8

    To me, it's hillarious that too many single men are interested.  What else did the poster expect?

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    #4  Edited By benjaebe
    @ELBUMBLERO: PAX is actually pretty fun, if you've ever been.
    Not surprised that they've having a shortage of single women willing to attend.
     
    Conventions always get stuff like that though. The stories I've heard from comic-con...
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    #5  Edited By Chummy8
    @benjaebe said:
    " @ELBUMBLERO: PAX is actually pretty fun, if you've ever been. Not surprised that they've having a shortage of single women willing to attend, though.  Conventions always get stuff like that though. The stories I've heard from comic-con... "
    Rape her till she likes it?  Yeah, I've heard those stories too. 
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    #7  Edited By JJWeatherman

    Craiglist is mad creepy sometimes. 
     
    Fun  fact: I once found someone giving away a half-full box of dish soap on there. I totally took them up on that offer! 
     
    (not really)

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    Will GB be covering this?

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    #9  Edited By mylifeforAiur
    @JJWeatherman said:
    " Craiglist is mad creepy sometimes.  Fun  fact: I once found someone giving away a half-full box of dish soap on there. I totally took them up on that offer!  (not really) "
    Right you didn't, cause I got that soap, bitch!!
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    #10  Edited By JJWeatherman
    @mylifeforAiur said:
    " @JJWeatherman said:
    " Craiglist is mad creepy sometimes.  Fun  fact: I once found someone giving away a half-full box of dish soap on there. I totally took them up on that offer!  (not really) "
    Right you didn't, cause I got that soap, bitch!! "
    Damn you!! :D
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    #11  Edited By Chummy8

    Reminds me of that Aziz Ansari joke about craigslist. 

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    #12  Edited By Jams
    @benjaebe said:
    " @ELBUMBLERO: PAX is actually pretty fun, if you've ever been. Not surprised that they've having a shortage of single women willing to attend.  Conventions always get stuff like that though. The stories I've heard from comic-con... "
    I've never heard of any stories from comic-con....
     
    .....
     
    .....
     
    .....

    (please share)
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    #13  Edited By unsolvedparadox
    @Scrumdidlyumptious said:
    " Will GB be covering this? "
    It'd have to be a Quick Look, am I right? Right?
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    #14  Edited By Gaff
    @UnsolvedParadox said:
    "@Scrumdidlyumptious said:
    " Will GB be covering this? "
    It'd have to be a Quick Look, am I right? Right?"
    Endurance Run, amirite?
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    #15  Edited By Gizmo
    @ELBUMBLERO said:
    " Hey check it out, dull disgusting video game convention made by a dull, disgusting web comic has dull disgusting people (with potential stink clouds) looking for lonely nerd sex!  Guys, I am shocked about this. "
    I love Penny Arcade, but yes.
     
    The truth hurts, guys.
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    #16  Edited By Chummy8
    @Gaff said:
    " @UnsolvedParadox said:
    "@Scrumdidlyumptious said:
    " Will GB be covering this? "
    It'd have to be a Quick Look, am I right? Right?"
    Endurance Run, amirite? "
    Hah!
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    #17  Edited By Goldanas

    The guy in that ad is trying to tap into a market the industry, itself, can't figure out.

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    #18  Edited By RVonE
    @Gaff said:
    " @UnsolvedParadox said:
    " @Scrumdidlyumptious said:
    " Will GB be covering this? "
    It'd have to be a Quick Look, am I right? Right?"
    Endurance Run, amirite? "

    It would be the shortest one yet.
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    #19  Edited By iam3green

    lol at that. there are no girls on the internet. maybe gaintbomb can have one :) all the host and internet people can give it to people and the members receive :)
     
    i just have to say that there are some creepy people on craiglist. the things that i have seen on there.

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    #20  Edited By Falx
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    #21  Edited By FlyingRat

    The fuck.....?

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    #22  Edited By citizenkane

    You mean to tell me that nerd conventions are overrun with single males?
     
    When did this happen?!  Somebody get top men to study this new phenomenon.

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    #23  Edited By swamplord666

    you're probably getting the same demographic as nudist beaches: a bunch of overweight awkward guys looking around in hope to see the myth called "naked female body"

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    #24  Edited By Chummy8
    @swamplord666 said:
    " you're probably getting the same demographic as nudist beaches: a bunch of overweight awkward guys looking around in hope to see the myth called "naked female body" "
    Any topless/nudiest beaches I've been to always had plenty of women.  Unfortunately, these were the same women you would never want to see nekkid. 
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    @Gaff said:
    " @UnsolvedParadox said:
    "@Scrumdidlyumptious said:
    " Will GB be covering this? "
    It'd have to be a Quick Look, am I right? Right?"
    Endurance Run, amirite? "
    Oh, I was thinking more along the lines of it being a TANG video.
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    #27  Edited By luce

    That can't be healthy

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    #28  Edited By ryanwho

    You can tell they're socially inept because they think this venue should be a viable place to meet women. That's the first mistake. Where are the women? They are actively avoiding people like you with hobbies that you have. Just do like you did in your tree house as a kid, put a "no girls allowed" sign out front and then you can pretend girls are being kept out instead of the reality that they don't want to see you. This is really like holding a Polka convention and wondering where the black people are. Some basic arithmetic can solve this puzzle.

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    #29  Edited By aurahack

    That's... slightly terrifying. I'm not sure I want to go to PAX anymore. :(

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    #30  Edited By alternate

    Clearly a joke - quite near the knuckle though.  The inequality of life is that even nerd girls have no shortage getting laid.

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