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The 2010 Penny Arcade Expo (PAX) took place at the Washington State Convention Center in Seattle, Washington from September 3-5.
We are getting too many single males, need more women.
Hey check it out, dull disgusting video game convention made by a dull, disgusting web comic has dull disgusting people (with potential stink clouds) looking for lonely nerd sex!
Guys, I am shocked about this.
" @ELBUMBLERO: PAX is actually pretty fun, if you've ever been. Not surprised that they've having a shortage of single women willing to attend, though. Conventions always get stuff like that though. The stories I've heard from comic-con... "Rape her till she likes it? Yeah, I've heard those stories too.
Craiglist is mad creepy sometimes.
Fun fact: I once found someone giving away a half-full box of dish soap on there. I totally took them up on that offer!
(not really)
" Craiglist is mad creepy sometimes. Fun fact: I once found someone giving away a half-full box of dish soap on there. I totally took them up on that offer! (not really) "Right you didn't, cause I got that soap, bitch!!
" @JJWeatherman said:Damn you!! :D" Craiglist is mad creepy sometimes. Fun fact: I once found someone giving away a half-full box of dish soap on there. I totally took them up on that offer! (not really) "Right you didn't, cause I got that soap, bitch!! "
" @ELBUMBLERO: PAX is actually pretty fun, if you've ever been. Not surprised that they've having a shortage of single women willing to attend. Conventions always get stuff like that though. The stories I've heard from comic-con... "I've never heard of any stories from comic-con....
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" Will GB be covering this? "It'd have to be a Quick Look, am I right? Right?
" Hey check it out, dull disgusting video game convention made by a dull, disgusting web comic has dull disgusting people (with potential stink clouds) looking for lonely nerd sex! Guys, I am shocked about this. "I love Penny Arcade, but yes.
The truth hurts, guys.
Seems the guys at penny arcade have picked up on it
You mean to tell me that nerd conventions are overrun with single males?
When did this happen?! Somebody get top men to study this new phenomenon.
you're probably getting the same demographic as nudist beaches: a bunch of overweight awkward guys looking around in hope to see the myth called "naked female body"
" you're probably getting the same demographic as nudist beaches: a bunch of overweight awkward guys looking around in hope to see the myth called "naked female body" "Any topless/nudiest beaches I've been to always had plenty of women. Unfortunately, these were the same women you would never want to see nekkid.
" @UnsolvedParadox said:Oh, I was thinking more along the lines of it being a TANG video."@Scrumdidlyumptious said:Endurance Run, amirite? "" Will GB be covering this? "It'd have to be a Quick Look, am I right? Right?"
You can tell they're socially inept because they think this venue should be a viable place to meet women. That's the first mistake. Where are the women? They are actively avoiding people like you with hobbies that you have. Just do like you did in your tree house as a kid, put a "no girls allowed" sign out front and then you can pretend girls are being kept out instead of the reality that they don't want to see you. This is really like holding a Polka convention and wondering where the black people are. Some basic arithmetic can solve this puzzle.
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