I'm a horrible man.

#1 Posted by Fallen189 (5004 posts) -

I still haven't touched episodes 1/2 and Portal.

Inspire me :(

#2 Posted by KindGalaxy (429 posts) -

Inspire you? Okay;

Portal is like ejaculating, across a room, into a dimensional gate, and having it blast a six-limbed pornstar from the 23rd century as she endures a transcendent orgasm.
Episode 1 and 2 are like that, only you're Gordon Freeman.
#3 Posted by Kiemoe (1055 posts) -

I still need to get to work on episode 1/2 as well, but I need to be HL1 first. Hopefully the sequels are better, HL1 is kinda annoying and glitchy.


But dude, play Portal. That game I know is like having sex with magic. But only for like 3 hours :'( 
#4 Posted by PureRok (4235 posts) -
@KindGalaxy said:
"Portal is like ejaculating, across a room, into a dimensional gate, and having it blast a six-limbed pornstar from the 23rd century as she endures a transcendent orgasm."
What's so great about that? That actually sounds horrible.
#5 Posted by TripMasterMunky (2403 posts) -

I didn't care for HL2 as much as 1, so I never got around to ep1 or 2 either. Eh.

Portal is pretty fun though. Not as godlike as people in here are making it to be, but it's fun.

#6 Posted by ShadowKiller (894 posts) -

The only Valve game I've ever played is Left 4 Dead.. does that make me a horrible person?

#7 Posted by Tiwi (1401 posts) -
@ShadowKiller: Yes,sadly:-(
you will go to the ninth layer of hell (in Dante's Inferno(an EA release))
#8 Posted by ShadowKiller (894 posts) -
@tiwi said:
" @ShadowKiller: Yes,sadly:-(
you will go to the ninth layer of hell (in Dante's Inferno(an EA release)) "
I guess I better find a copy of the orange box before it's too late!
#9 Edited by Tiwi (1401 posts) -
@ShadowKiller said:
"
@tiwi said:
" @ShadowKiller: Yes,sadly:-(
you will go to the ninth layer of hell (in Dante's Inferno(an EA release)) "
I guess I better find a copy of the orange box before it's too late! "
a regretting sinner your going to the first layer of hell, where you will join table with ingenuous philosophers and thinkers form around the world.
(you can do this and more in the upcoming game from EA, Dante's inferno!)

 
#10 Posted by Mikemcn (6988 posts) -

I havent either! So your not alone

#11 Posted by ShadowKiller (894 posts) -
@Mikemcn said:
" I havent either! So your not alone "
*High five!*

But yeah for $20 I think I'm going to pick up the orange box when school is over.
#12 Posted by Meowayne (6084 posts) -

Portal, Shadow of the Colossus and Silent Hill 2 are the only real "must have" titles of the last 10 years.

#13 Posted by SlowHands (347 posts) -

Episode One is kind of mediocre though.

#14 Posted by Alex_V (615 posts) -
@Fallen189 said:
" I still haven't touched episodes 1/2 and Portal.Inspire me :( "
Portal is such an easy play experience - even though some of the puzzles are mind-bending it's an absolute joy to play. I think you'd rattle through it enjoying every moment.
#15 Posted by Jambones (1696 posts) -

Never had machines capable of running any of these fine games... Donations are welcome :-3

#16 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4825 posts) -
@ShadowKiller said:
"
@tiwi said:
" @ShadowKiller: Yes,sadly:-(
you will go to the ninth layer of hell (in Dante's Inferno(an EA release)) "
I guess I better find a copy of the orange box before it's too late! "
Oh Christ!
#18 Posted by xionpunk (366 posts) -

I feel like I rushed through HL2 when I bought the Orange Box, and didn't really enjoy it like I might have if I didn't have so much shit going on right now.   I'm barely into Ep. 1 and maybe halfway through portal.


Oh, and does anyone else kinda hate TF2  (at least, the console version of it)?
#19 Posted by Diamond (8634 posts) -

Episode 1 is nice with environment shadows.  360 version has upgraded graphics but I hear there are mods you can download to get the same effect on the PC version?

When I first played E1 on PC it kind of sucked, you use the flashlight so much and it's such a primitive effect.  Glad they upgraded the effect for the 360 version, makes a world of difference.

I can't understand why you wouldn't want to play though Portal or Episode 2 though.  Just start playing, and you'll enjoy it, if you still like games.

#20 Posted by End_Boss (3220 posts) -
@Meowayne said:
" Portal, Shadow of the Colossus and Silent Hill 2 are the only real "must have" titles of the last 10 years. "
Stating our opinions as fact is fun!
#21 Posted by JJOR64 (18988 posts) -
@Meowayne said:
" Portal, Shadow of the Colossus and Silent Hill 2 are the only real "must have" titles of the last 10 years. "
*facepalm*
#22 Posted by Meowayne (6084 posts) -

That's how it is, guys. Sorry. There are many more games that I enjoyed thoroughly, but these three are the only ones  you can use to present the narrative possibilities of the medium to an outsider, and games everyone should have played.

Fact. :D

#23 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

I still haven't touched Episode 2.  :(

#24 Posted by zityz (2360 posts) -

I have portal sitting on my steam account and ive yet to touch it. I dunno if I ever will :S

#25 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8609 posts) -

Do it....NAO!

All games are amazing, and Portal is like heaven in a 3-5 hour experience. Do it, before it is too late.

#26 Posted by Akeldama (4246 posts) -
@KindGalaxy said:
" Inspire you? Okay;
Portal is like ejaculating, across a room, into a dimensional gate, and having it blast a six-limbed pornstar from the 23rd century as she endures a transcendent orgasm.
Episode 1 and 2 are like that, only you're Gordon Freeman.
"
this 
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#27 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

play the great puzzles that portal has. it is one of the great games that i want more of.

#28 Posted by lemon360 (1102 posts) -
@Fallen189:
you aweful aweful person, the ending (actual gameplay) for e2 was amazing this humungus fight with you taking on an army of guys practically singlehandedly omg and the music is so fucking epic.
#29 Posted by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -

its cool. fun for a little bit, but its short. 

half life 2 and its episodes are fun but extremely overrated by fanboys world wide. 
#30 Posted by Expletive (1057 posts) -

you know what, i bought orange box, but i bought it on the PS3. so don't feel so bad I am by far the worst person of all

#31 Posted by jakob187 (21670 posts) -
@ShadowKiller said:
"@tiwi said: 
" @ShadowKiller: Yes,sadly:-(
you will go to the ninth layer of hell (in Dante's Inferno(an EA release)) "
I guess I better find a copy of the orange box before it's too late! "
Given that it's $20 pretty much EVERYWHERE, there's really no reason to NOT own it.  That's still one of the best values in gaming history.  Valve will never be able to outdo that...unless they make Gordon Freeman speak in Episode 3.

Anyways, how does one go about describing Portal?  I mean, people are comparing it to sex...but I would still rather be shooting my wad with a fine piece of tail than shooting portals at walls.

Instead, I will say that Portal is like watching your girlfriend and Kristen Bell getting it on with Olga Kurylenko - fucking brilliant.
#32 Posted by Absurd (2934 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
" @ShadowKiller said:
"@tiwi said: 
" @ShadowKiller: Yes,sadly:-(
you will go to the ninth layer of hell (in Dante's Inferno(an EA release)) "
I guess I better find a copy of the orange box before it's too late! "
Given that it's $20 pretty much EVERYWHERE, there's really no reason to NOT own it.  That's still one of the best values in gaming history.  Valve will never be able to outdo that...unless they make Gordon Freeman speak in Episode 3.
"
I don't know if that would  be terrible or awesome.
#33 Posted by Hamst3r (4481 posts) -
@Fallen189 said:
" I still haven't touched episodes 1/2 and Portal.Inspire me :( "
*




*If you don't play Portal.
#34 Posted by Fallen189 (5004 posts) -

So I just beat portal

Wow

#35 Posted by L33tfella_H (901 posts) -

Episode 1 was kind Meh, Episode 2 is pretty great, Portal....for the hour or two you play it(it's really short) is a pretty great experience. if you don't play Portal, you won't get those fancy cake jokes people keep going on about...and that cube thingy.

#36 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

amazing. amazing. amazing. makes you feel good inside.


play them. play them. play them.
#37 Posted by Queequeg (81 posts) -
@Fallen189:
What...  You must play portal.  I promise you will enjoy the delicious and moist dessert reward at the end.
#38 Posted by Fallen189 (5004 posts) -

Portal- [X]
Episode 1 - [X]
Episode 2=Plan for tomorrow.

#39 Posted by Champy (533 posts) -

episode 1 isnt as good as 2 but they are really champy games, and portal is AMAZIN!

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