Useless Essential for PC gaming

#1 Edited by Agent_Lost (899 posts) -

There are useless essential that all PC gamer need.

The USB Big Button of doom






All the need to launch all the missile that your rig is hiding. In reality is just one really fancy shortcut button, great to prepare your self for a session of Counter strike or Team Fortress.

USB Laser Guided Missile Launcher





Like everyone know, you need that no flying zone around your PC.

#2 Posted by VACkillers (1063 posts) -

lol awesome

#3 Posted by Bucketdeth (8012 posts) -

Haha, I need my self both of those, launch some missiles at anyone who annoys me while I`m gaming : )

#4 Posted by Black_Raven (1759 posts) -

Holy shit! I need that big button of doom!

#5 Posted by zeus_gb (595 posts) -

You can get all sorts of useless USB accessories.  Christmas trees, singing Santa's, Plasma balls, heated slippers, heated gloves, LED messages boards etc you can even get USB vibrators.

#6 Posted by jkmetal (95 posts) -
zeus_gb said:
"You can get all sorts of useless USB accessories.  Christmas trees, singing Santa's, Plasma balls, heated slippers, heated gloves, LED messages boards etc you can even get USB vibrators."
Imagine the uses for that!
#7 Posted by Bucketdeth (8012 posts) -

You know I haven`t even though of my computer as a power supply for other things, So what happened if I hooked up like 8 christmas trees to my computer would it just blue screen? haha

#8 Posted by Agent_Lost (899 posts) -

True, but the question is, is there anything that pc gamer need. the button and Missile are example that i know off.
If anyone got other useless but amazing USB stuff then post it and share to the world the madness that is USB

#9 Posted by Gunslinger (150 posts) -

  I'd spec that USB Button Of Doom for an emergency shutdown.

  That, or it'd be so that I can get on the GB forums ASAP!

  But... "useless essential"? Biit of an oxymoron, don'tcha think?

#10 Posted by Agent_Lost (899 posts) -
Gunslinger said:
" But... "useless essential"? Biit of an oxymoron, don'tcha think?"
It not a bit oxymoron, it is oxymoron (thank you Wikipedia). Just what to point out, that don't take it seriously.
#11 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -

That button is bad-fuckin-ass. I want it and I barely ever play PC games.

#12 Posted by twenty0ne (3071 posts) -

The first one is sweet. How much is it?

#13 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -
twenty0ne said:
"The first one is sweet. How much is it?"

Probably way more than it's worth.
#14 Posted by Termite (2398 posts) -

I want that button thing, it looks rad.

Perhaps I could bind the button to my Heavy eating the sandwich in TF2...that would be great!

#15 Edited by Gantwo (2 posts) -
Termite said:
Perhaps I could bind the button to my Heavy eating the sandvich in TF2...that would be great!"
Fix'd

Hows about a George Foreman usb grill for those long sessions?        









Although an April fools joke, it would be an interesting idea...
#16 Posted by Agent_Lost (899 posts) -
twenty0ne said:
"The first one is sweet. How much is it?"
if i remember right it about 40$

Gantwo said:
Hows about a George Foreman usb grill for those long sessions?        









Although an April fools joke, it would be an interesting idea..."
oh the grill look good
#17 Posted by LuckyWanderDude (929 posts) -

Those are kick ass!

#18 Posted by OGCartman (4354 posts) -

Hahaha thats sick

#19 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -

eBay link please =)

#20 Posted by Gantwo (2 posts) -

Bah, this is starting to get off-topic, but there is another usb thing i found that could make gaming interesting









Its a coffee cup that doubles as a mouse, or the other way around. You click by setting down the mug, and move the cursor by lifting it slightly off the table, and moving it around. Imagine playing games with it filled with hot coffee, and trying not to spill it :P
#21 Posted by VyyyE (20 posts) -

I'd actually love to have the big button of doom. Could have so much fun with it.

#22 Posted by Black_Raven (1759 posts) -

I could imagine using the big button of doom to launch a nuclear bomb in an RTS or something, that would be so cool.

#23 Posted by albaker (437 posts) -

Man WTF, who would actually get this shit?

#24 Posted by VACkillers (1063 posts) -
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For those long hours you need stay awake for!

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How about a mini fridge for that hot summer days?

#25 Posted by VACkillers (1063 posts) -
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for those cold winter nights....... nothing beats usb heating slipers i tell ya!


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