Anybody else obsessed?

#1 Posted by aliensexist4 (14 posts) -

Anybody else as obsessed with penguins as I am?!!?  I love these creatures.  My favorites are the macaroni penguins...I have an invisible macaroni penguin friend named Waddles in fact.  He was once in a coma for a year cause some girl sat on him since she didn't see him...yeah, told you I'm obsessed.  What does everyone else like about penguins?

#2 Posted by TimeWaffle (944 posts) -

they're going to take over the world one day. they're hiding AK47's under their wings

#3 Edited by Origina1Penguin (3500 posts) -

Penguins are the best.

Makes more sense if you've seen bear cavalry...

#4 Posted by Shocker (2339 posts) -

They are pretty cool

#5 Posted by PenguinNerd (959 posts) -

HECK YES!  And WOW not nearly enough penguin people posting :(  I've got my own army of penguins you know.....and ninja monkeys too mind you ;D  Actually got a good bit of penguin items for Christmas too!  Penguins are clearly the greatest animal in the world......and if you think differently.....then TOO BAD! 

Why I remember back in '57 I was in Russia and on the run from these evil dudes.  My army of penguins were able to help me escape.  One day they'll probably revolt against me or something (that's when they realize that penguins are superior to the human species).  But until then the penguins and I are good buddies.  Poker every Thursday at Jo's house....and fish every Friday at Larry's

#6 Posted by LiquidPrince (15833 posts) -

Penguins killed my cat... and raped my dog...

#7 Posted by PenguinNerd (959 posts) -
LiquidPrince said:
"Penguins killed my cat... and raped my dog..."
Probably mine, they're always getting away from me and killing cats and raping dogs...it's sad really.  Sorry about that.  How's $2,000 sound?
#8 Edited by Systech (4078 posts) -
aliensexist4 said:
"Anybody else as obsessed with penguins as I am?!!?  I love these creatures.  My favorites are the macaroni penguins...I have an invisible macaroni penguin friend named Waddles in fact.  He was once in a coma for a year cause some girl sat on him since she didn't see him...yeah, told you I'm obsessed.  What does everyone else like about penguins?"
  1. How often does Waddles speak to you?
  2. Where does Waddles like to go for fun time?
  3. What do you converse about with Waddles?
  4. Has Waddles ever asked you to perform any actions such as or related to suicide?
#9 Posted by AndrewGaspar (2418 posts) -

Dude, who DOESN'T like penguins. I'm actually rather disappointed that I have no penguins in my town in Animal Crossing. =(

#10 Posted by LiquidPrince (15833 posts) -
nerdboy said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"Penguins killed my cat... and raped my dog..."
Probably mine, they're always getting away from me and killing cats and raping dogs...it's sad really.  Sorry about that.  How's $2,000 sound?"

Pretty good I guess. Poor Snoopy JR.

#11 Posted by macandcheese (223 posts) -

Hold on I just need to tell my friend that this page does exist, maybe he will let you join his penguin army.

#12 Posted by Optiow (1745 posts) -

Penguins you say?
Well not really, I was always obsessed with wolfs, I have always wanted a tame wolf cub.

#13 Posted by MasterOfPenguins_Zell (2093 posts) -

BUT OF COURSE I AM!

#14 Posted by Box3ru13 (702 posts) -

Can't say that I am. 

#15 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5371 posts) -

I saw real penguins up close in May. So cute! Very lazy, though.

#16 Posted by Ragdrazi (2283 posts) -

So... this thread is about penguins you say...

#17 Posted by SuperfluousMoniker (2906 posts) -

Zombie penguin thread!

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