Moly-ku: Post your best Peter Molyneux Haikus!

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#1 Posted by allworkandlowpay (928 posts) -

Haikus.

About Peter Molyneux.

Rules are simple: Three lines going 5-7-5 syllables.

I'll start:

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These are my balls.

They will revolutionize,

games intrinsically.

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#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

As spring draws near, the frogs hop to and fro on my liver spotted BALLS.

I wanted to stay true to traditional form.

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#3 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

As spring draws near, the frogs hop to and fro on my liver spotted BALLS.

I wanted to stay true to traditional form.

Beautiful!

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#4 Posted by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

@Ravenlight:

Put it in front of an image of a lily pad in some fancy font, and we can start SubversivePoetry.com.

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#5 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

@Video_Game_King:

Must resist urge to actually do that.

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#6 Posted by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

@Ravenlight:

Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Make that Molyneux haiku.

(Speaking of which, this post is almost a haiku. Given that I'm talking about your feelings, I'd call it closer to a senryu.)

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#7 Posted by SockemJetpack (428 posts) -

Have children in-game

STD's will ravage you

Burgle some condoms

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#8 Posted by pyromagnestir (4413 posts) -

I don't know why this thread exists, but I'm glad it does.

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#9 Posted by Panpipe (485 posts) -

To make players feel,

I put a dog in the game,

Feed the dog dog-snacks.

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#10 Edited by TheFakePsychic (244 posts) -

Let me talk to you

About this game I'm making.

Cubes. Everywhere cubes.

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Inside the center

A great mystery awaits

For those with Patience.

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Although, if you want

For fifty thousand dollars

Who needs patience?

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#11 Posted by allworkandlowpay (928 posts) -

Exuberant man.

Promises unfulfilled.

Wallows in self pity.

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