If you were a piñata and someone whacked you with a blunt device, what would come out of you? Do you have any preferences as to who would do the whacking?

Razor blades.

Anthrax.

Tears.

A bomb, if some fucker breaks me he goes down with me

Hornets.

Rolos.

Sausage and cannoli.

A very angry complaint letter to the person who smashed me

Terry Pratchett novels

more, Tinier pinata... and so on and so on...

I don't know, but it'd be sweet.

typical responces :D lol

i would be empty - then laugh histarically as the child crys xD
im not evil.......hmm just......hmm....okay so im alittle evil O_O.......

Kittens, but oops, I don't have any air holes and nobody told the kids not to whack me too hard...