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Warcraft II

Setup program 
(clicking the sound test button)
  • "Your sound card works perfectly."
  • "Enjoying yourself?"
  • "It doesn't get any better than this!"
 
Human Alliance

Peasant

  • "Ready to serve."
  • "Yes?"
  • "My lord?"
  • "What is it?"
  • "Hello."
  • "Okay."
  • "Right."
  • "Alright."
  • "Yes My lord!"
  • "Job's done."
  • "You're the king? I didn't vote for ya!
  • "Oh, what?"
  • "Y—uh-huh."
  • "Now what?"
  • "More work?"
  • "Leave me alone!"
  • "I don't want to do that!"
  • "I'm not listening."

Footman

  • "Awaiting orders."
  • "Your command?"
  • "Your orders?"
  • "Yes, sire?"
  • "Yes?"
  • "My lord?"
  • "Yes."
  • "Yes, my lord."
  • "As you wish."
  • "At once, sire."
  • "At your service."
  • "Make up your mind."
  • "Are you still touching me?"
  • "Don't you have a kingdom to run?"
  • "I do have work to do."
  • "'Join the army,' they said." (Reference to 'In The War Now')
  • "'See the world,' they said." (Reference to 'In The War Now')
  • "I'd rather be sailing."
  • "You played the shareware, now buy the game." (from the shareware version)
  • "In the retail version I'm much funnier." (from the shareware version)
  • "I love your publication!" (from the Warcraft 2 pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
  • "Remember: A good review... for Warcraft 2." (pre-release review version)
  • "You're the best writer in all the land!" (pre-release review version)
  • "Have we kissed your butt enough yet?" (pre-release review version)

Elven Archer/Ranger

  • "I come to serve."
  • "Your Eminence?"
  • "Exalted one?"
  • "My sovereign?"
  • "Your wish?"
  • "Yes."
  • "By your command."
  • "For the Alliance."
  • "Move out."
  • "We must take action."
  • "Time is of the essence."
  • "Even elder races get tired of waiting."

Knight/Paladin

  • "Ready to serve, my lord."
  • "Your majesty?"
  • "At your service."
  • "Sire?"
  • "What ho!"
  • "We move."
  • "In your name."
  • "For the king."
  • "Defending your honour."
  • "I need orders."
  • "Give me a quest!"
  • "Don't force me to run you through!"

Gnomish Flying Machine

  • "I've got a flying machine!"
  • "Hello, sonny."
  • "Want me to fly?"
  • "Are you listening?"
  • (distant) "I'm flying…"
  • (distant) "Goodbye…"

Dwarven Demo Squad

  • "Dwarves ready."
  • "What do you want?"
  • "Ach?"
  • "Aye laddy."
  • "OK."
  • "Alright."
  • "Move out."
  • "Yes sir."
  • "I love blowin' things up!"
  • "Bombs are great!"
  • "Tilt one back with me, dog!"

Mage

  • "Who summoned me?"
  • "What is it?"
  • "Do you need assistance?""
  • "Your request?"
  • "As you wish."
  • "Very well."
  • "Alright."
  • "I'm a busy man."
  • "Don't anger me."
  • "I warned you." (thunder sound)

Alliance Ships

  • "Captain on the bridge."
  • "Aye, captain?"
  • "Skipper?"
  • "Set sail?"
  • "Aye, aye, sir"
  • "Aye, Captain."
  • "Under way."
  • "Stop rocking the boat!"
  • "You're making me seasick!"
  • (vomiting)

Orcish Horde

Peon

  • "Ready to work."
  • "Zug Zug."
  • "Dabu."
  • "Lok'tar."
  • "What?!"
  • "Look out!"
  • "Missed me!"
  • "Hee hee hee! That tickles."
  • "I would not do such things if I were you."
  • "My tummy feels funny."
  • (burp) "'scuse me."

Grunt

  • "Your command, master."
  • "Zug Zug." (from Caveman)
  • "Dabu."
  • "Lok'tar."
  • "Why you poking me again??
  • "Swobu"
  • "What?!"
  • "Look out!"
  • "Missed me!"
  • "Hee hee hee! That tickles."
  • "I would not do such things if I were you."
  • "My tummy feels funny."
  • (burp) "'scuse me."
  • "You're good looking for a human."
  • "You Buy the retail version, or I'll chop you up into little bits!" (from the shareware version)
  • "You buy full version. Pleeease?" (from the shareware version)
  • "You go buy now or I sing. (sings)' (from the shareware version)
  • "You give good review or I will chop you into little bits!" (pre-release review version)
  • "You give good review? Pleeease?" (pre-release review version)

Troll Axethrower/Berserker

  • "New troll here!"
  • "D'you call me?"
  • "What you wan'me kill?"
  • "OK."
  • "Alright."
  • "You're the boss."
  • "D'you want axe?"
  • "I got axe for you!"
  • (muttered curses)
  • "Say hello to my little friend!"

Two-headed Ogre

  • "We're ready, master."
  • "I'm not ready."  
  • "Huh?"
  • "What?"
  • "Huh?"
  • "Yes?"
  • "Master?"
  • "Okay."
  • "Yes, master."
  • "Alright."
  • "Yes, master."
  • "I don't want to!"    
  • "All right."
  • "No, I'm hungry."    
  • "This way."
  • "No, that way."    
  • (burp)
  •  "He did it!"
  •  "No, he did it!"    
  • (fart)
  • (Both laugh)

Ogre Mage

  • "We're ready, master."
  • "Yes, master?"
  • "What?"
  • "Yes?"
  • "What is it?"
  • "Yes, master."
  • "Of course."
  • "Right away."
  • (burp) "We did it."
  • "We're not brainless anymore."
  • "I've got the brains."
  • "Nuh-uh!"  

 Goblin Zeppelin

  • "Here I am."
  • "I can see my house!"
  • "I wish I had a weapon!"

Death Knight

  • "I'm alive!"
  • "Yes?"
  • "Make it quick."
  • "Of course master."
  • "Very well."
  • "Grrr."
  • "I'm growing impatient."
  • "Don't push it."
  • "When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you."

Goblin Sappers

  • "We're ready."
  • "What?"
  • "Yes?"
  • "Who is it?"
  • "Hello?"
  • "OK."
  • "Certainly."
  • "Yes, boss."
  • "Alright."
  • "We've got explosives!"
  • "KABOOOOOM!"
  • "(singing) Ooooh, it's beautiful!"

Orc Ships

  • "Done building ship."
  • "Aye, matey?"
  • "Yes, Captain?"
  • "Ahoy."
  • "I would love to."
  • "You're the captain."
  • Crowd: "Yo ho!"
  • "Who wants to sing?"
  • (Orcs singing)

Heroes (Beyond the Dark Portal)

Alleria

  • "What?"
  • "Well?"
  • "Hello?"
  • "Let's go."
  • "Follow me."
  • "Move it."
  • "Excuse me!"
  • "You never touch the other elves like that."
  • "Do that again and you'll pull back a stump!"

Danath

  • "What?"
  • "Need something?"
  • "Bring it on."
  • "Follow me."
  • "Step aside, junior."
  • "Draw steel, boys."
  • "You're talking to me?"
  • "Hands off, grubber."
  • "Don't waste my time."

Khadgar

  • "Hello?"
  • "Who's there?"
  • "Yes, what is it?"
  • "If I must."
  • "Alright, alright."
  • "Yes."
  • "Do you know who I am?"
  • "I'm very busy."
  • "Are you still here?"

Kurdran

  • "What?"
  • "Aye?"
  • "Yes, lad?"
  • "Alright."
  • "Ach, OK."
  • "Yes, sir."
  • "I'll fling a hammer at you."
  • "You got a belly full of haggis."
  • "Ach, there is no hope for this lad."

Turalyon

  • "I'm at your service."
  • "Command me."
  • "Orders, sire?"
  • "A noble quest."
  • "For Lothar."
  • "Of course, my king."
  • "Why must you torment me?"
  • "You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you?"
  • "I challenge you, heathen!"

Deathwing

  • "What?"
  • "Huh?"
  • "I'm waiting."
  • "Yes."
  • "Alright."
  • "Do you like fire?"
  • "I'm full of it!"
  • (sound of breathing fire)

Dentarg

  • "Huh?"
  • "What do you want?"
  • "Yes?"
  • "At once, my master."
  • "For Ner'zhul."
  • "We're on our way."
  • "We don't understand."
  • "Are you opposing Shadowmoon?"
  • "Ner'zhul will have your head."

Grom Hellscream

  • "Whaaat?"
  • "Tell me what to do."
  • "Yeees?"
  • "Take it."
  • "Slice and dice!"
  • "Time to die!"
  • "Welcome to my nightmaaaare!"
  • "(sings) I am Iron Man!"
  • "(sings) Feelings…"

Korgath Bladefist

  • "Need a hand?"
  • "Yeah?"
  • "Huh?"
  • "I'm on it."
  • "Chop chop!"
  • "Yep."
  • "Stop it."
  • "You!"
  • "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

Teron Gorefiend

  • "Greetings."
  • "Yeees?"
  • "What?"
  • "Immediately."
  • "Whatever you wish."
  • "I'd be delighted."
  • "That doesn't hurt."
  • "This is the reason I ended it all."
  • "Stop that incessant clicking!"    

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