Yeah, the "retro HD" graphics successfully rape the player's eyes and the word "HD" in one swift move. The whole thing looks like an untextured model in Maya.

This doesn't even represent what Pitfall is. It just looks like a bad Temple Run rip-off. Ugh.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

More like Shitfall.

*sunglasses*

Finally, Retro HD.

Yeah I saw this the other day. I don't even really care about the HD claim, I'm just bummed out that they decided to make one of those running clones instead of a Pitfall style game - I mean how hard could that be?

Sad.

@Ravenlight said:

More like Shitfall.

*sunglasses*

I'd go all out on this one and just call it Shitball.

*giant novelty sunglasses with Baker Street sax hook playing in the background*

More like Shitfall.

*sunglasses*

Gotta milk your property somehow, I guess. You'd think it'd be easier to just make a touch controlled Pitfall! port. Maybe that already exists though. Can't be bothered to look.

Yeah, it looks like actual shit.

"all new retro HD" ... please tell me that was supposed to be a joke.

I don't really mind the graphics but the gameplay is just temple run with some added gimmicks 
 
Then again, maybe temple run is just Pitfall with gimmicks to begin with.

I love when the term "HD" is bandied about so carelessly. Not as bad as the "HD Bouncy Balls" I saw in a dollar store, but still pretty bad.

I'll stick with templerun.

@Phatmac said:

This doesn't even represent what Pitfall is. It just looks like a bad Temple Run rip-off. Ugh.

@Beforet said:

I'll stick with templerun.

@Jack268 said:

I don't really mind the graphics but the gameplay is just temple run with some added gimmicks Then again, maybe temple run is just Pitfall with gimmicks to begin with.

I'll do ya guys one better.

I don't think it's a let's play so you'll be fine.

Apparently "retro" means Nintendo 64 and "HD" means Temple Run clone.

I wanted to add Temple Run Brave to Similar Games as another example of something that should never have happened, but we don't have a page for that yet. Get on it, wiki monkeys.

Do my eyes deceive me?

@Ravenlight said:

More like Shitfall.

*sunglasses*

@ProfessorEss said:

I'd go all out on this one and just call it Shitball.

*giant novelty sunglasses with Baker Street sax hook playing in the background*

@IBurningStar said:

Beat me to it. *puts on sunglasses anyway*

Then I guess this game...

@Jack268 said:

I don't really mind the graphics but the gameplay is just temple run with some added gimmicks Then again, maybe temple run is just Pitfall with gimmicks to begin with.

Only if you can turn around at the beginning of the game and run toward the camera.

Thank god for the new retina display

@IBurningStar said:

@Ravenlight said:

More like Shitfall.

*sunglasses*

Beat me to it. *puts on sunglasses anyway*

*putting on sunglasses as a sign of solidarity*

meh

@Phatmac said:

This doesn't even represent what Pitfall is. It just looks like a bad Temple Run rip-off. Ugh.

Saw that, immediately thought Legends of the Hidden Temple...Shrine of the Silver Monkey repping HARD.

@FiestaUnicorn said:

@IBurningStar said:

@Ravenlight said:

More like Shitfall.

*sunglasses*

Beat me to it. *puts on sunglasses anyway*

*putting on sunglasses as a sign of solidarity*

*was originally going to slap sunglasses away, but now that it's cool...puts on sunglasses*

@Undeadpool said:

@Phatmac said:

This doesn't even represent what Pitfall is. It just looks like a bad Temple Run rip-off. Ugh.

Saw that, immediately thought Legends of the Hidden Temple...Shrine of the Silver Monkey repping HARD.

@FiestaUnicorn said:

@IBurningStar said:

@Ravenlight said:

More like Shitfall.

*sunglasses*

Beat me to it. *puts on sunglasses anyway*

*putting on sunglasses as a sign of solidarity*

*was originally going to slap sunglasses away, but now that it's cool...puts on sunglasses*

You guys are aware you have to pay 6 dollars for those glasses right?

@Phatmac said:

This doesn't even represent what Pitfall is. It just looks like a bad Temple Run rip-off. Ugh.

Saw that, immediately thought Legends of the Hidden Temple...Shrine of the Silver Monkey repping HARD.

@FiestaUnicorn said:

@IBurningStar said:

@Ravenlight said:

More like Shitfall.

*sunglasses*

Beat me to it. *puts on sunglasses anyway*

*putting on sunglasses as a sign of solidarity*

*was originally going to slap sunglasses away, but now that it's cool...puts on sunglasses*

@Irvandus said:

@Undeadpool said:

@Phatmac said:

This doesn't even represent what Pitfall is. It just looks like a bad Temple Run rip-off. Ugh.

Saw that, immediately thought Legends of the Hidden Temple...Shrine of the Silver Monkey repping HARD.

@FiestaUnicorn said:

@IBurningStar said:

@Ravenlight said:

More like Shitfall.

*sunglasses*

Beat me to it. *puts on sunglasses anyway*

*putting on sunglasses as a sign of solidarity*

*was originally going to slap sunglasses away, but now that it's cool...puts on sunglasses*

You guys are aware you have to pay 6 dollars for those glasses right?

Well of COURSE we have to pay six dollars, and I'm MORE than happy to, just let me get my walle-SMOKEBOMB!!! *BOOM!*

@SethPhotopoulos: DUUUUDE, fuck, I'd just completely forgotten about Pepsiman. Like in general! What a cool game that was. Thanks for the reminder!