Frozen Pizza (False Advertising!)

#1 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

Just bought a frozen pizza (it's in the oven now) called Culinary Circle. It's a pretty organized presentation as far as the box goes, and at the bottom left you see some hands kneading/rolling pizza dough. Then further, in small print at the bottom left it says, "Pizza is not actually handmade." Don't mislead me, assholes!

#2 Posted by GMan (471 posts) -

I thought you were gonna say it wasn't frozen.  I was imagining a liquid pizza stuffed in a box.

#3 Posted by Gorillawhat (1260 posts) -

Sue... now!

#4 Posted by breton (1437 posts) -

Hmm, I wonder if that disclaimer is actually necessary.

#5 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -
GMan said:
"I thought you were gonna say it wasn't frozen.  I was imagining a liquid pizza stuffed in a box."
That'd be a delicious and most interesting pizza. Anyway, I'm eating it right now and it's pretty good. Seems to be one of the more natural manufacturers. It was buy 1 get 1 free (therefore I split it with a friend and paid only $4). It has spicy Italian sausage, a surprising amount, small diced tomatoes, and a golden crust. Yum.
#6 Posted by Dalai (6879 posts) -
GMan said:
"I thought you were gonna say it wasn't frozen.  I was imagining a liquid pizza stuffed in a box."
I'd hold out for a gaseous pizza you inhale for nourishment.
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