PIZZA HUT is fake pizza!

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#1 Posted by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -

stuff tastes pretty good, but more like factory produced 

#2 Posted by SSbabel (1141 posts) -

There definatley no Dominos.

#3 Posted by BeyondPerfect (7 posts) -

But stuffed crust pizza is the greatest so idc.

#4 Posted by whackmypinata (941 posts) -
SSbabel said:
"There definatley no Dominos."
Yeah, Pizza Hut doesn't give me diarrhea.
#5 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -

omg srsly?!

#6 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -

I don't believe it!

I think Pizza Hut is better than Domino's and many other chains.

#7 Posted by Kenzo287 (722 posts) -

The big national chains are nothing compared to the local shops

#8 Posted by ColumnBreaker (1162 posts) -

Pizza Hut is the mcdonalds of chain pizza places.

#9 Posted by wefwefasdf (6729 posts) -

Pizza Hut is my favorite. I guess I'm weird...

#10 Posted by HazBazz (1901 posts) -

Pizza Hut is pure shite compared to this place in Majorca who's name I can't remember

#11 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -
SSbabel said:
"There definatley no Dominos."
Thats because Dominos is rock bottom. That is the shittiest Pizza ever! LaRosa's is the best if anybody is around where I live. It's kinda a chain. Then Papa Johns!
#12 Posted by get2sammyb (6412 posts) -

Pizza Hut is amazing pizza. Mmmm I can imagine it now.

#13 Posted by Albanian_Killa (72 posts) -
Kenzo287 said:
"The big national chains are nothing compared to the local shops"
You got that right. Hell, even home-made pizza if you know how to make it tastes better.
#14 Posted by KingBroly (1645 posts) -

The only way I get Pizza Hut now is for the Breadsticks or the buffet at lunch where they have dessert pizza.

#15 Posted by Dalai (7017 posts) -

Pizza Hut is the best of the chain pizza places... Domino's Pizza is shit on crust.

With that said, nothing beats a good local pizza place.

#16 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3089 posts) -

Actually Little Ceaser's is the worst. They make a pizza early and just keep it laying around until somebody comes along and orders one. Then they just pop it in a microwave and give it to you.

#17 Posted by Subway (971 posts) -

I had domino's last night, their pizza was good, but fuck what shitty wings.

#18 Posted by Colonel_Cool (808 posts) -
whackmypinata said:
"SSbabel said:
"There definatley no Dominos."
Yeah, Pizza Hut doesn't give me diarrhea."
Both give me diarrhea.
#19 Posted by crunchUK (5963 posts) -

i loooove pizza hut. mmm especially buffet. i noticed the vegetably pizzas were always left

#20 Edited by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -

dude why are you guys comparing it to chains?

local pizza shops still pwn pizza hut or dominos, even the bad ones. but i guess that depends on where you live. 
i live in philly so we got a shit load of these placs to choose from (in my kitchen, i have cabinet full of like 100 different menus and thats just some of the delivery places in northeast philly) , whether its pizza, hoagies, or cheesesteaks, and btw, subway cheesesteaks suck balls. 
so everyone eventually figures out who the best are. in my neighbor the best pizza is pop pops cucina, jeans pizza, geno's pizza, and the best cheesestakes around here are steves steaks. unbeivable, but go down south philly for pats steaks (kinda famous i guess, and sometimes controversial, they have a sign that says they only speak english lol)
#21 Posted by bjorno (1412 posts) -

Pizza Joe's is the best.
Only open after 1pm!

#22 Posted by Absurd (2934 posts) -

Yeah Pizza Hut can be good but I still prefer good ole homemade pizza, which my mom is making right now :D

#23 Posted by Kohe321 (3523 posts) -

Never tasted Pizza Hut pizza, I'm not from the US. I like me some good Pizza, though,

#24 Posted by joey (983 posts) -

Does anybody go to Papa Murphy's? I love that pizza.

#25 Posted by Jigen (189 posts) -

Pizza Hut is HORRIBLE.  They used to make half decent pizzas in the early 90's.  Now they coat the thing with tons of spice because it's basically a big sopping pile of grease on cardboard.  There's no flavor and I'm sure it's one of the least healthy pizzas in existence.

Best pizza PROTIP : Buy exclusively from local pizza joints.  Find a good one and buy pizza there.

#26 Posted by Daniel_Newton (1166 posts) -
Jigen said:
"Pizza Hut is HORRIBLE.  They used to make half decent pizzas in the early 90's.  Now they coat the thing with tons of spice because it's basically a big sopping pile of grease on cardboard.  There's no flavor and I'm sure it's one of the least healthy pizzas in existence.

Best pizza PROTIP : Buy exclusively from local pizza joints.  Find a good one and buy pizza there."
Well I don't know what happened to the Pizza Hut near you, but the one near me in england is great! I had some today and it never fails to dissapoint!
The only other place I know that does great Pizza is this place in Tenerife, but I suspect by the time my order arrived from there to here, it would be pretty damn cold. They do an awesome calzone, if you haven't had one of those before, they are freaking awesome.
#27 Posted by Hamz (6846 posts) -

Pizza Hut = overpriced and somewhat questionable food.

Honestly i'd rather pay quarter the price for a frozen pizza from my local supermarket, heat it up and eat it than pay for Pizza Hut food.

#28 Posted by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -
Jigen said:
"Pizza Hut is HORRIBLE.  They used to make half decent pizzas in the early 90's.  Now they coat the thing with tons of spice because it's basically a big sopping pile of grease on cardboard.  There's no flavor and I'm sure it's one of the least healthy pizzas in existence.

Best pizza PROTIP : Buy exclusively from local pizza joints.  Find a good one and buy pizza there."
true that. i agree 100% local joints know whats best. 
#29 Posted by Loc95 (35 posts) -

I prefer Telepizza. At least they don't burn dough.

Sh*t. I'm hungry now! :D

#30 Posted by Gamer_152 (14066 posts) -

Oh man I love Pizza Hut.

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#31 Edited by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

ITS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

#32 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -
@ColumnBreaker said:
" Pizza Hut is the mcdonalds of chain pizza places. "
Pizza Hut is a subsidiary of "Yum! Brands Inc." who also own the likes of:
  • Taco Bell
  • KFC
  • Long John Silvers
  • A&W
  • etc.

So yeah, pretty much.
#33 Posted by dbz1995 (4790 posts) -

Since when has Pizza Hut been real pizza. Since NEVER.

Its still seriously nice though.

#34 Posted by PureRok (4235 posts) -

We have a place here called Papa Kelsey's. I haven't had their pizza, but their sandwiches are amazing. I'm sure their pizzas are great, too.

#35 Posted by MattyFTM (14366 posts) -

All of these chain places, Pizza Hut, Dominoes etc. are all fake pizza. They are nothing compared to a proper Italian pizzeria.

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#36 Posted by ColumnBreaker (1162 posts) -
@JJWeatherman said:
" @ColumnBreaker said:
" Pizza Hut is the mcdonalds of chain pizza places. "
Pizza Hut is a subsidiary of "Yum! Brands Inc." who also own the likes of:
  • Taco Bell
  • KFC
  • Long John Silvers
  • A&W
  • etc.
So yeah, pretty much. "
I just meant in terms of ingredient quality. There hasn't been a time in the past 4 years that Pizza Hut hasn't made me sick an hour after eating it.

@MattyFTM said:
" All of these chain places, Pizza Hut, Dominoes etc. are all fake pizza. They are nothing compared to a proper Italian pizzeria. "
It's not fake pizza, it's simply Americanized and while most of these places are disgusting, there are a few that do serve really good pizza in Americanized form. Of course none of them compare to a legitimate Italian place, but authentic Italian pizza is far different from what you'd get at any chain American place, and really only begins to get good after you know what you're getting yourself into. My first few times eating Italian pizza were interesting, to say the least. But now, I love it.

#37 Posted by samman6 (26 posts) -

of course pizza hut is crap its owned by a giant mega corporation named Yum! foods, they own Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, A&W, KFC, Panda Express, and some other stuff

#38 Posted by mordukai (7149 posts) -
@TwoOneFive: I actually make my own PIzza, dough, sauce and all. if you want I'll work on making a recipe for it. 
#39 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
@SSbabel said:
" There definatley no Dominos. "
Dominoes is beyond fake.

But, in all honesty, there is no pizza beyond local Italian joints. One of the few perks of living near Chicago.
#40 Posted by Subject2Change (2966 posts) -

All chain pizza is not real pizza. Papa John's makes some nice specialty pizzas like theor Chicken Spinach Alfredo but its not like a pie of a good ole "Joe's Pizza" "Ray's Pizza" etc.

However Pizza Hut stuffed crust was good, haven't had in it in at least 10 years however.

#41 Posted by MattyFTM (14366 posts) -
@ColumnBreaker said:
" @MattyFTM said:
" All of these chain places, Pizza Hut, Dominoes etc. are all fake pizza. They are nothing compared to a proper Italian pizzeria. "
It's not fake pizza, it's simply Americanized and while most of these places are disgusting, there are a few that do serve really good pizza in Americanized form. Of course none of them compare to a legitimate Italian place, but authentic Italian pizza is far different from what you'd get at any chain American place, and really only begins to get good after you know what you're getting yourself into. My first few times eating Italian pizza were interesting, to say the least. But now, I love it. "
Fake wouldn't have been my preferred term, but I was trying to keep on the same level as the original post. Americanized is a far better way to describe it.
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#42 Posted by Karmum (11518 posts) -
@MattyFTM said:
" @ColumnBreaker said:
" @MattyFTM said:
" All of these chain places, Pizza Hut, Dominoes etc. are all fake pizza. They are nothing compared to a proper Italian pizzeria. "
It's not fake pizza, it's simply Americanized and while most of these places are disgusting, there are a few that do serve really good pizza in Americanized form. Of course none of them compare to a legitimate Italian place, but authentic Italian pizza is far different from what you'd get at any chain American place, and really only begins to get good after you know what you're getting yourself into. My first few times eating Italian pizza were interesting, to say the least. But now, I love it. "
Fake wouldn't have been my preferred term, but I was trying to keep on the same level as the original post. Americanized is a far better way to describe it. "
How about these chained places aren't better than homemade pizza?
#43 Posted by BlameTheGame (75 posts) -

You're kidding right.. fake IS good.

#44 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

4realz

#45 Posted by Ouroboros (344 posts) -

Even though I realize Pizza Hut is worse for you than other pizzas I prefer it over any other.

#46 Posted by Absurd (2934 posts) -

My stomach might be eating itself.

#47 Posted by Snail (8593 posts) -

Fast food pizza is eh.

#48 Posted by dan168 (40 posts) -

Panago FTW i dunno if they have it in the states but in canada i'd say they top any pizza takeout place...
unless you like deep dish orsomething

#49 Posted by Cloneslayer (1626 posts) -

the local pizza place is always better than chains. As far as chains go, Papa Johns is the best but hella expensive. I go to Little Ceasers mostly for the cheep quick pizza.

#50 Posted by ImperiousRix (2963 posts) -

I love Pizza Hut.  Give me a personal pan pizza, some buffalo wings, and a tall beverage and I am a happy man.

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