Pizza Shame

#1 Posted by Hannibal (862 posts) -

Does anyone else feel a bit of shame after having a whole small or medium pizza by yourself?
 
By the way the new Dominos is great.
 

#2 Posted by eroticfishcake (7782 posts) -

The only people I know who feel shame by eating a whole pizza (regardless wheter they finish it or not) are women. Then again they always seem to feel guilty for eating anything these days.
 
In other words, no because I'M A MAN!
 
For the record I prefer Apache Pizza.

#3 Posted by TooWalrus (13130 posts) -

Nah, I started working at a pizza joint about a year now, and still do it all the time. A medium may be a bit much, but a small to me is lunch. (as long as it's round, the deep dish is... filling.)

#4 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -

no because I exercise a lot.

#5 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

I feel that shame when I have to wash Dorito dust off of half my body. 

#6 Posted by MikkaQ (10264 posts) -

I think the whole point is to eat the whole pizza dammit. And a large. I only feel shame for eating a whole x-large pizza.

#7 Posted by AndrewB (7445 posts) -

Used to down a large pizza once every few weeks. I also used to be pretty chunky.

#8 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -

Not an ounce of shame or regret.  I'm a man dammit.

#9 Posted by AURON570 (1672 posts) -

Dude I love Dominoes!

#10 Posted by ROFLCOPTER (94 posts) -

Shame!? I feel proud.

#11 Posted by Shirogane (3563 posts) -

I feel shame in buying small pizzas. Oh god...so small...the shame of getting ripped off that badly...and not even having it fill up my stomach properly...
#12 Posted by UnsolvedParadox (1861 posts) -

Naw, I've done it with a large before. It's not good for you, but every once in a while I want my fix.

#13 Posted by CandleJakk (766 posts) -

My local pizza joint does 16" (or family size) pizzas. No shame after polishing one of those off, which is usually 3 or 4 times a week.
 
I'm a slim fucker to.

#14 Posted by Jambones (1696 posts) -

 
 @UnsolvedParadox said:

" Naw, I've done it with a large before. It's not good for you, but every once in a while I want my fix. "
Took the words out of my mouth. :-)
#15 Posted by Alex_Murphy (1184 posts) -

If you get a thin crust pizza then you almost HAVE to eat the whole thing if you want to get full

#16 Posted by guiseppe (2837 posts) -

I feel pride when finishing a whole pizza.

#17 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

When I was growing up, every kid I knew would always wager how much he/she could eat by the number of pizza slices, which I think is kind of funny. I've definitely never even a whole pizza by myself, nor have I ever tried. I usually stick to about 3 slices.

#18 Posted by zyn (2591 posts) -

No shame.  I usually order a small/medium for myself :)

#19 Posted by Sinatra (213 posts) -

Not really, I never let anything bother me. 

#20 Posted by AjayRaz (12416 posts) -

no, i have no shame in that. i have a gigantic appetite. 

#21 Posted by TheHT (10810 posts) -

NEVER.

#22 Posted by CharleyTony (923 posts) -

No shame, I just leave a small piece of crust... LOL
#23 Posted by LiquidPrince (15834 posts) -

I own two Domino's so I get free pizza whenever me or my friends want, however you do feel a little bad when you have excess amounts. By you I mean me.

#24 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3645 posts) -

No shame, just being sick, cause I hate pizza 

#25 Posted by natetodamax (19169 posts) -

My metabolism is crazy and allows me to eat like a pig without gaining any weight, so no.

#26 Posted by UnsolvedParadox (1861 posts) -
@LiquidPrince said:
" I own two Domino's so I get free pizza whenever me or my friends want, however you do feel a little bad when you have excess amounts. By you I mean me. "
But in your case, you can wash that feeling down with more pizza.
#27 Posted by solidlife (877 posts) -

Why do people always look at me in disgust when I get pineapple on my pizza :(

#28 Posted by c1337us (5751 posts) -

I remember when there were Pizza Hut restaurants where I lived not just the take away/ delivery joints they have now. And lunch time was an all you could eat buffet. One time me and my friend went hungry for a about a day and a half before a planned trip there and we each put away 20+ slices which is about 3 pizzas I guess. Good times, good times.

#29 Posted by Binman88 (3684 posts) -
@solidlife:  I don't get pineapple on mine, but I've had it in the past and quite liked it; I don't understand the hate either.
 
And no, I don't feel shame for eating a pizza. I'm not an idiot.
#30 Posted by Gamer_152 (14051 posts) -

NEVER. In fact if I manage to consume any considerably large amount of pizza at one time I feel a strange sense of pride.

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#31 Posted by UnsolvedParadox (1861 posts) -
@Binman88 said:
" @solidlife:  I don't get pineapple on mine, but I've had it in the past and quite liked it; I don't understand the hate either.  And no, I don't feel shame for eating a pizza. I'm not an idiot. "
Pineapple with ham and extra cheese is great!

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