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Edited by fr0y0

Firrrhhhhnnnggggg *dies*

For reals though, was looking forward to this. Oh, and now Flash crashed. Fun!

Edited by Red12b

oh wow, patrick has a long one

yeah,

think about that

Posted by Red12b

2 minutes in and I love this!

Posted by Agamemnon

Stay tuned for more tales of interest!

Posted by GrimReaper29045
@red12b said:

oh wow, patrick has a long one

yeah,

think about that

You're super classy. If this site had some sort of thumb-upping, I would up-thumb you sir.

Edited by TheLegendofLuke

"What a terrible idea."

Exactly, so why fucking bother?

Posted by Varam

"What a terrible idea."

Exactly, so why fucking bother?

Because it's actually a really good idea.

Edited by Cramsy

"What a terrible idea."

Exactly, so why fucking bother?

Cheer up :(

Edited by golguin

Let's see what this is.

Posted by Willtron
Edited by Winternet

90 minutes of Patrick's ramblings? Count me in.

Posted by HammondofTexas

I listened to Patrick pee, I have the strangest boner right now.

Posted by gribb85

Things I wish I lived on this Earth never hearing: Patrick pissing. That said, this audio diary was a totally worth listening to and surprisingly entertaining. More 'Unplugged' pieces like this please Patrick!

Posted by Rustafur

Dumptruck being put to good use at E3. Really glad this was made a new staple of the site.

Posted by EvilGreenDevil

No thanks

Posted by Brimsey
Edited by Astrolabe

Hey,

This is really cool, I like seeing you guys try new things out, it makes the site's content seem all the more varied and rich to me. I think it was also refreshing to hear ambient environment noise? Anyway I wanted to comment because you sounded really pessimistic about it and oh yeah I haven't listened to all of it but the hilarious frantically whispered complaint about the $20 coffee, water and parfait really caught me off guard and yeah, you had my curiosity but now you have my attention. ^_^

Posted by GasparNolasco

Keep being awesome, Patrick!

Though what I'm really looking forward is listening the E3 afterhours archive (I rarely catch those live).

Posted by DeadPan

PK bringing the content hard!

Posted by Max_Cherry
Posted by Keithcrash

Patrick has a tiny little bladder. That's adorable.

Posted by leinad44

@thelegendofluke said:

"What a terrible idea."

Exactly, so why fucking bother?

because patrick

Don't worry, he'll be gone soon. No more pale imitations of Jar Time.

Wow arseholes in full force today! Plus stuff like this from Patrick aren't going away.

Posted by RockyRaccoon37

@thelegendofluke said:

"What a terrible idea."

Exactly, so why fucking bother?

because patrick

Don't worry, he'll be gone soon. No more pale imitations of Jar Time.

No pretty sure it means more of that. Which is great.

Love the Jar Time videos from everyone who's done it. And as someone who often talks to himself, I love seeing these guys do pretty much exactly that. Makes me feel slightly less crazy.

Posted by ILikePopCans

WHY WOULD YOU PEE WHILE RECORDING WHY

Posted by Kaowas

I hope this degrades into mad ramblings the more exhausted he gets! The final part's just going to have some mention about Luchadeer and the power glove guy at the Nintendo panel duking it out.

Posted by StrainedEyes

Hahaha "Release-a the gas."

Edited by Sydlanel

that brief episode in the bathroom was highly arousing.

Edited by delrobertto

i dont rate this.

imo

Posted by rufo

(I kid - thanks for the content, Patrick!)

Posted by blackichigo

@thelegendofluke said:

"What a terrible idea."

Exactly, so why fucking bother?

because patrick

Don't worry, he'll be gone soon. No more pale imitations of Jar Time.

Because you are a douche.

Sorry, I couldn't think of anything more clever. I just thought your should know.

Edited by White

This is like one of those voxophones people use to record the moments before their death right?

Posted by arjuous

@patrickklepek Sorry if I missed it, but why don't you have Microsoft interviews at E3? Did they pull them for everyone? Keep up the great work.

Edited by Cashewual

This will do nicely as ambience/sound-drop, love it Scoops!

Edited by SonofSeth

Cool Diary Patrick, good stuff.

Posted by Rhombus_Of_Terror

WHY WOULD YOU PEE WHILE RECORDING WHY

Oh my god he ACTUALLY did that. like right there. D:

Posted by sirdesmond

Everything that I've heard about Nintendo's press event yesterday morning makes it sounds like the absolute worst thing ever.

Also, NERDS!

Posted by ch3burashka

I listened to Patrick pee, I have the strangest boner right now.

First, I was like, "One person for 90 minutes? I don't know..." Now that I know there's some pissing audio, I'm tuning in.

Posted by Fantus1984

10 minutes in was unexpected....

Edited by golguin

NERDS! I don't know if that was directed at Patrick, but that shit doesn't fly in LA. You get stabbed for shit like that. Did that happen inside of E3 or on the streets?

Edited by altairre

Really cool feature. I hope Patrick can keep it up even if he isn't with the rest of the crew anymore.

Edit: Man that Mario segment was great. "You're all fired."

Posted by RetroVirus

Awesome!

Edited by patrickklepek

@arjuous said:

@patrickklepek Sorry if I missed it, but why don't you have Microsoft interviews at E3? Did they pull them for everyone? Keep up the great work.

Seems like they cancelled Sessler's, too. MY FAULT.

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Edited by Forderz

Loved the audiolog, Patrick.

Nerd.

But don't ever record yourself pissing again.

Edited by lord_python

This was very cool! Thanks for the effort Patrick :)

Posted by Jay4321

I do this all the time with my cellphone. Thanks for sharing

Posted by hollitz

You know Patrick turned on that recorder during the flight in hopes of re-creating Lost.

Posted by sub_o

Yesh ! I've been waiting for years to listen to Patrick pee and shake the water off his ding dong.

Edited by vinster345

"What a terrible idea."

Exactly, so why fucking bother?

That's what people say of Villa fans, so now you know how we feel.

Intrigued to listen to this. Nice idea

Posted by fatwreck

Guy shouts into patrick's mic and patrick get's pissed off. Patrick shouts about cat's throughout Kotaku's Mario 3D play video and thinks it's hilarious. Both are childish acts. Want to be treated with respect? Then act like a professional.

Do unto others, yadda yadda.

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