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Edited by White

That smile is uncanny.

Posted by rmanthorp

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Posted by Hassun

Time for part two!

Posted by Yesiamaduck

He looks like an evil genius

Posted by Kvel2D
Posted by zakn

SkyMarshalling is a key fucking role

Edited by DannyHibiki

Mittani - Master and Commander of the stealth burp.

Posted by BombaLuigi

nice work

Posted by Delta_Ass

He has a goatee... obviously he's from the evil mirror universe.

Posted by LastNinja

So real-life Ender?

Posted by EuanDewar

"coat hanger ops"? yeesh

Posted by smokyexe

Well that was interesting, thanks

Posted by HS_Alpha_Wolf

Man, so bummed that so much of WIdot has ended up working with GSF and the Mittani. Not a big fan of N3PL either, but really can't stand them, even though we were allied with them during the end of NC

Posted by BasketSnake

Man, so bummed that so much of WIdot has ended up working with GSF and the Mittani. Not a big fan of N3PL either, but really can't stand them, even though we were allied with them during the end of NC

Not a big fan of N3PL either but I was allied with them for some time. Then Wldot came along and I joined them. GSF are turds. I'll never surrender to them. NC is pretty great though.

Posted by wjb

Isn't there a guy code (ugh, can't think of a better term) against severe harm to other man's genitalia? Kind of like the South Park episode when Butters kept on shooting dudes in the dick?

When he said it a second time, I yelled "DUDE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Edited by OldGuy

@wjb: No, there is not:

Edited by Brackynews

@delta_ass said:

He has a goatee... obviously he's from the evil mirror universe.

Close. He was a lawyer.

Also I never thought I'd say this, but Patrick has better facial hair. :{>

Posted by TehPickle

@oldguy: Haha! Never seen that, thanks very much for the chuckles! :D

Edited by Draugen

Yeesh. What happened to all the swears? That guy took them!

Posted by Sharpshooter

The written article was great but I never expected to get the audio interview as well. God I love this site.

Edited by WarOnHugs

Great interview. I really enjoyed this coverage of eve, keep up the good work patrick.

Posted by BaconGames

Ugh.

Posted by Vuud

Sounds like Patrick has been practicing his "NPR voice".

Posted by FreddieFiasco

The other interviewee seemed much cooler. I listened to the interviews in reverse, and I ended up wishing the other side had won. This dude seems like such a douche in the worst way.

Posted by dannyodwyer

This Alex has the same voice as another Alex.

Edited by SL33TBL1ND

For a second I thought that was a picture of Brian Kibler and I was super confused.

Edited by aceofspudz

So real-life Ender?

"Amateurs study tactics. Professionals study logistics."

Edited by aceofspudz

I couldn't make it through this interview because the guy kept mixing metaphors.

"To put it in non-eve terms. No, to put in in card game terms..."

"They put their dick on the table, then we bring out the cleaver..."

Christ. Something tells me he isn't used to speaking without being able to rely on jargon. EVE needs the equivalent of Neil DeGrasse Tyson who both understands the subject and can speak to the uninitiated about it.

Posted by michael_katarn

@wjb: Not sure if its a "man code" or not but it seems to go against acting like a decent human being. Makes him seem very unlikable.

Posted by AxleBro

Considering the goon swarm are basically the "bad guys" of EVE corporations, I think this guy does a good job playing the part.

Posted by BisonHero

@euandewar said:

"coat hanger ops"? yeesh

I know, right? What a classy fellow. *eyeroll*

You can tell Gianturco spends way too much time on the Internet, because he has all the lingo and social graces of a 14-year-old who just had a couple Red Bulls. I have to imagine he doesn't exactly spend a small amount of time on SomethingAwful.