You all know of the Pokemon, their powers, type, look, color, zodiac sign, etc. But Pokemon are just animals, right? Strange animals, but still living things. Living things we can eat. So what would a Pikachu taste like? How about a Squirtle? Piplups might be pretty delicious deep-fried.

You all know of the Pokemon, their powers, type, look, color, zodiac sign, etc. But Pokemon are just animals, right? Strange animals, but still living things. Living things we can eat. So what would a Pikachu taste like? How about a Squirtle? Piplups might be pretty delicious deep-fried.

Vanilluxe looks pretty damn tasty.

Pokabu's taste like Chingiale.

You. Are. Sick.

I heard a Porygon tastes like Natto.

I thought everything tasted like chicken.

MissingNo. certainly isn't MissingFlavor, I tell you what. 

" I thought everything tasted like chicken. "

" @Claude said:

" I thought everything tasted like chicken. "

You bastard you stole my line! "

Emboar. Who doesn't love bacon?

like chicken? i assme

Turkey I think.

Does Ditto taste like you?

Pure, unadulterated hate with a hint of sorrow. 

I want to eat mr mime.

" I want to eat mr mime. "

I've always thought:

If every animal in the "Poke-verse" is a Pokemon...
... doesn't that mean that the humans eat Pokemon, too?

Surely, there's pig, chicken, fish, and cow Pokemon-analogues. They've shown our heroes sit-down and chow-down, but they never specify the meat dishes. SURELY, those meats are Pokemon. Right?

" @craigbo180 said:

" I want to eat mr mime. "

Wouldn't that make you a cannibal. I always though of Mr Mime as a mentally handicapped human mime that can only say it's name. Maybe he ate mercury, maybe there was some horrific miming accident involving an invisible box and 20 french doves, I dunno. However they are still people in my eyes, and eating them is just wrong. "

" I've always thought:

If every animal in the "Poke-verse" is a Pokemon...... doesn't that mean that the humans eat Pokemon, too?Surely, there's pig, chicken, fish, and cow Pokemon-analogues. They've shown our heroes sit-down and chow-down, but they never specify the meat dishes. SURELY, those meats are Pokemon. Right? "

" @craigbo180 said:

" I want to eat mr mime. "

Wouldn't that make you a cannibal. I always though of Mr Mime as a mentally handicapped human mime that can only say it's name. Maybe he ate mercury, maybe there was some horrific miming accident involving an invisible box and 20 french doves, I dunno. However they are still people in my eyes, and eating them is just wrong. "

Pikachu tastes like rat

Taste of human sir? 

" You. Are. Sick. "

Smoked a weezing the other day, way better than pot

Even though I transformed my impulse purchase of a DS and Pokemon Black into an Xbox 360, I miss it. Those games are genuine fun. 

I can't help but imagine Grass-type Pokemon are a huge grey area. Would a vegetarian be able to eat a Bulbasaur, or not?

" @Cornman89 said:

" You. Are. Sick. "

No, he's canon. I'd post that clip of Professor Oak saying he was gonna eat Gary's Krabby, but I can't seem to find it. "