Take a gander at what Nintendo has to offer.
Ken Sugimori has clearly lost all talent.
- The first one looks like Trecko after undergoing a sex change operation. It also creeps me out that it's standing on two paper-thin... things. Instead of legs.
- A Fire-Rabit-Pig. What the hell Japan?
- This is by far the worst of the three, and one of the worst, if on the worst, Pokémon ever conceived. It's creepy as hell, it looks like a dead clown, I'll have nightmares because of this shit for sure, and, worst of all, I know this will be the one that I'll choose. In my head, it keeps saying
"The voices are telling me to kill you."
The worst thing might be the names. For the first time in Pokémon history, I know not how to correctly pronounce the name of a Pokémon. I notice a conspicouous similarity betwen these names and the name of the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajokull. The names are:
On a side note: Mijumaru is #500. That's a lot of Pokémon.
And Mijumaru really, really creeps me out.