I'd love some grilled __________ (Insert Pokemon Name Here).

#1 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

This is the thread about which Pokemon you would find most delicious if you were to eat them.


With me, it'd be Kingler. I love my seafood.
#2 Posted by Lashe (1266 posts) -

Ditto. Just out of curiosity.

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#3 Posted by Discorsi (1390 posts) -

I'd love me some Grumpig bacon ;d

#4 Posted by RedSox8933 (2428 posts) -

Unknown.

#5 Posted by Dolphin_Butter (1917 posts) -

I'm going for the typical answer: Pikachu.

#6 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

Also, no one can say Taurus, because that's a fuckin copout.


Also . . . what would Missingno taste like?
#7 Posted by MattyFTM (14433 posts) -

A Slowpoke.

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#8 Edited by Discorsi (1390 posts) -

Missingno would come in a Missingno hot dog as it is a little bit of everything put together.

Probably would taste horrible though haha.

#9 Edited by Icemael (6364 posts) -

Arceus. I'm really curious, what does a god taste like?

#10 Posted by deathfury (539 posts) -

I bet Magmar would taste spicy!

#11 Posted by Dalai (7074 posts) -

Grilled Psyduck... could be tasty.

For the record, I know jack shit about Pokemon so credit goes to Wikipedia.

#12 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -

MUDKIPS! SO I HERD U LIEK EM'?

#13 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
Discorsi said:
"Missingno would come in a Missingno hot dog as it is a little bit of everything put together. Probably would taste horrible though haha."
Good point, sir. +1.

How about this . . . how much would you have to be paid to eat a Muk with a side of Koffing?
#14 Posted by mracoon (4979 posts) -

Dragonite. I've always wondered what dragon tastes like, probably like chicken.

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#15 Posted by Bellum (2944 posts) -
Arkthemaniac said:
"Also, no one can say Taurus, because that's a fuckin copout."

Krabby
#16 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
Bellum said:
"Arkthemaniac said:
"Also, no one can say Taurus, because that's a fuckin copout."
Krabby"
At least he's kinda wierd lookin.
#17 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -

Pidgeotto would be delicious.

#18 Posted by Win (541 posts) -


wait a second.....
#19 Posted by AgentJ (8778 posts) -
Win said:
"wait a second....."
What I never understood is, why is Graveler always clutching his boobs?

I'd love to try some Zapdos, because once i eat it no one will ever be able to eat it again, and that would be most delicious.
#20 Posted by jakob187 (21763 posts) -

Dugtrio.

#21 Posted by Teptom (2047 posts) -

Farfetch'd. It's a pretty useless pokemon anyway. It's in the name.

#22 Posted by auspiciousqueue (1298 posts) -

Oddish. 

#23 Posted by ShadowKiller (894 posts) -

How high do you think you'd get off of eating this?


You know you want it.




#24 Edited by OneEyedNinja7 (797 posts) -

Grimer. Mmmmm, toxic waste....

Shini4444
said:

"Farfetch'd. It's a pretty useless pokemon anyway. It's in the name."
Plus, you'd get that scallion or leek he's holding as a bonus.
#25 Posted by Nettacki (1320 posts) -

Grilled Bulbasaur would be nice.

mmmmm, healthy!

#26 Edited by TooWalrus (13258 posts) -

Houndoom, no Tabasco needed.

#27 Posted by deathfury (539 posts) -

Anyone up for some Squirtle stew?

#28 Posted by Otacon (2209 posts) -

Haunter - Light snack...


Random thought: are normal animals around in Pokemon world or do they eat Pokemon for meat?
#29 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
deathfury said:
"Anyone up for some Squirtle stew?"
I'd prefer some Scyther Scampi.
#30 Posted by TooWalrus (13258 posts) -
Otacon said:
"Haunter - Light snack...

Random thought: are normal animals around in Pokemon world or do they eat Pokemon for meat?
"
...good question. If I dig deep in my memory... I remember Misty being shocked that caterpie was a Pokemon, not just a bug. So if there's other bugs, I guess there's other animals... Fuck, I don't know!
#31 Edited by Scorched (691 posts) -
RedSox8933 said:
"Unknown."
lol
i remember those
Which one though.  Aren't there hundreds.
#32 Posted by eclipsesis (1242 posts) -

i wonder if in the pokemon world they eat krabby like we do, alive and in boiling water. i can imagin it now with the tape around the pincers being lowered into the pan , then comes the awful scream they make

#33 Posted by papercut (3557 posts) -

Mr. Mime

#34 Posted by TooWalrus (13258 posts) -

Misty ;-)

#35 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
TooWalrus said:
"Misty ;-)"
Ooooooooh . . . my pants r tingling . . .

But, she's not a Pokemon.

Could I recommend a Jynx?
#36 Posted by DuhQbnSiLo (2139 posts) -
TooWalrus said:
"Otacon said:
"Haunter - Light snack...

Random thought: are normal animals around in Pokemon world or do they eat Pokemon for meat?
"
...good question. If I dig deep in my memory... I remember Misty being shocked that caterpie was a Pokemon, not just a bug. So if there's other bugs, I guess there's other animals... Fuck, I don't know!"
I think they eat Pokemon for meat, cause i know for sure they eat magikarp
#37 Posted by JackiJinx (3091 posts) -

I'm going with Mr. Mime. Why? He's a mime.

#38 Posted by ZombiePie (5759 posts) -

Dewgongs, because I like my meat to have some chewy fat on it.

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#39 Posted by Absurd (2934 posts) -

Snorlax

#40 Edited by ZombiePie (5759 posts) -
TooWalrus said:
"Otacon said:
"Haunter - Light snack...

Random thought: are normal animals around in Pokemon world or do they eat Pokemon for meat?
"
...good question. If I dig deep in my memory... I remember Misty being shocked that caterpie was a Pokemon, not just a bug. So if there's other bugs, I guess there's other animals... Fuck, I don't know!"

What I want to know is whether or not Pokemon eat other Pokemon, because there appears to be a functioning ecosystem and some Pokemon are based off of real life omnivores and carnivores. And personally I can't imagine Charizard eating grass.
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#41 Posted by AndrewGaspar (2419 posts) -

Electrobe

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