Female gamer does amazing portal 2 walkthrough video (spoilers?)

#1 Edited by craigbo180 (1763 posts) -


This video only contains footage from the very beginning of the game and I have to say I came away from it amazed, I found the level of skill on display here unbelievable. I literally couldn't believe it. Anyway the really good stuff is after the four minute mark. I'm sure this speaks to the quality of some of the personalities out there of there doing this sort of thing. I just wanted to share this with Giant Bomb and see what peoples reaction is, I know for me personally I felt smarter just watching it. I wasn't familiar with Ijustine before this, I found this video because Frank Howley made a parody cut the rope walkthrough. 
#2 Edited by KaosAngel (14251 posts) -

If she is so good, why is she playing the console version?

EDIT:  Never mind, she retarded.

#3 Posted by Portis (1293 posts) -
@craigbo180 said:
"Ijustine.  "
 Yeah, no thanks.
#4 Posted by HaltIamReptar (2038 posts) -
@craigbo180: I see what you did there.
#5 Edited by cheebaking (126 posts) -

That's painful.....I can't look away.
Its getting so much worse. She is so close, I'm rooting for this girl.

#6 Posted by kidman (495 posts) -

Not funny. Turned off after 71 seconds.

#8 Posted by gamefreak9 (2754 posts) -


#9 Posted by craigbo180 (1763 posts) -
@cheebaking: I think she makes money from these videos so technically that makes her a professional gamer, rightly so! Worth every penny as I also could not look away from this video! Everyone loves a car crash!
#10 Posted by KaosAngel (14251 posts) -

Let's be honest here though, she is kinda hot and I wouldn't pass up a date with her.

For lack of a better word, I'd touch her shoulder.

#11 Posted by emem (2046 posts) -


#12 Posted by Positrark (323 posts) -

Wow, a somewhat attractive blond girl pretending to fulfill her stereotype. Soo funny. O wait, no it's not.

#13 Posted by BeachThunder (13052 posts) -

:( I was trying to think of something witty to post, but this goes beyond witty comments and into plain :( territory, as in I was actually frowning for the majority of this video.

In my playthrough, when I got to the part where you had to get across the gap, my initial thought was that I had to fling myself across instead of just putting a portal on the wall. I thought I was stupid, but apparently not :o

#14 Posted by craigbo180 (1763 posts) -
@Positrark said:
" Wow, a somewhat attractive blond girl pretending to fulfill her stereotype. Soo funny. O wait, no it's not. "
Trying? I would say it was a triumph.

Huge success.
#15 Posted by hedfone (1746 posts) -

not an eyeball

#16 Posted by Sayishere (1852 posts) -

She will do anything for more money...seriously.

#17 Posted by zyn (2765 posts) -
@Portis said:
" @craigbo180 said:
"Ijustine.  "
 Yeah, no thanks. "
#18 Posted by Wunder_ (1201 posts) -


#19 Posted by ZeForgotten (10368 posts) -

The guy she lives with, Toby Turner, is a lot better at making these kinds of videos (and his Literal trailers are great).

Their Little Big Planet 2 co-op videos are kinda fun too, Justine is a fun person. 
#20 Posted by ManiacMaysin (416 posts) -

"am i missing the concept of the portal... thing." Yes! Yes, you are.

#21 Posted by ShaggE (7066 posts) -

A shame, she seems like she could be a good LPer if she'd stop pretending to be stupid. 

#22 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5195 posts) -

I think she broke her funny bone.

#23 Posted by Oddface (86 posts) -

The feeling of watching this is an amazing blend of funny and fucking infuriating. Bitching and moaning while making the same mistakes over and over. Holy shit\, just stop and fucking think for a minute!

#24 Edited by TorMasturba (1123 posts) -



Didn't laugh once.

#25 Posted by Vodun (2393 posts) -

The only thing worse than stupid people, fake stupid people.

#26 Posted by craigbo180 (1763 posts) -
@Vodun: Yes in reality her IQ is actually off the charts.
#27 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8734 posts) -

Good thing there's tons of guys out there failing with their walkthrough vids as well, so this one failure for girl gamers isn't bothering me in the slightest ^_^

#28 Posted by lavaman77 (623 posts) -


#29 Edited by JEC03 (922 posts) -

       This movie comes to mind called smileyface.


#30 Posted by TheSmashing (321 posts) -
#31 Posted by JJWeatherman (14791 posts) -


*shakes head in disapproval*
#32 Posted by SeanFoster (898 posts) -

I have chills of the douche variety. 

#33 Posted by Aegon (6602 posts) -

I hated it when she was added to GTTV and I hate this. 

#34 Posted by abdo (1094 posts) -

I was gonna ask why you had to point out she was female, but I see the point of that now.

I'm really indifferent. Watched for a minute and I'm not sure if it's a sincere attempt at humour or not. Either way, I don't care.
#35 Posted by Metal_Mills (3381 posts) -

I hate people on YT who desperately try to act funny.

#36 Posted by animathias (1210 posts) -

I dunno what's scarier.. if it's a ruse, or if she's really that dense...

#37 Posted by phrosnite (3509 posts) -

Justine... I don't like her. Something about her annoys me... I don't like Vloggers and shit like that on youtube anyways.

#38 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6115 posts) -
@Portis said:
" @craigbo180 said:
"Ijustine.  "
 Yeah, no thanks. "
#39 Posted by WatanabeKazuma (1006 posts) -

...Christ, this has already got more attention that it deserves.

#40 Edited by ryanwho (12012 posts) -

Women arent funny, Jerry Lewis was right. This is just one of those stunted virgin things like Boxxy isnt it.

#41 Posted by craigbo180 (1763 posts) -
@WatanabeKazuma: I know but I can't help myself, I just love things I hate. I feel sorry for the people that only had the patience for a minute or so, the back end of the video is what's teeth grindingly bad.
#42 Posted by RoboRobb (1087 posts) -

This is soo cringeworthy it's unbelievable. Also I didn't see the funny aspect of this at all. Acting like a complete moron isn't humorous, and if you think it is- you're setting us back as a species.

#43 Posted by wonderhare (354 posts) -
@TheDudeOfGaming said:
" @Portis said:
" @craigbo180 said:
"Ijustine.  "
 Yeah, no thanks. "
#44 Posted by Random88 (292 posts) -

I can't stand iJustine
#45 Edited by Ashler (97 posts) -

There goes Justine's credibility among gamers for her Gametrailers TV segment.

Here's a tip, get someone who actually understands Portal to explain you the levels so that for your next 'episodes' (*cringe*) you can try and actually minimize the damage...

#46 Posted by JoyfullOFrockets (1206 posts) -

#47 Posted by Funkydupe (3437 posts) -


#48 Posted by Geno (6768 posts) -

Yeah she's surprised that she's not an "eyeball" even though she was sleeping in a bed like a human at the beginning of the game. 

The entertainment value kind of depends on how you interpret it though. If you look at it as satire, it's not half bad. 
#49 Posted by ryanwho (12012 posts) -

People understandabley hate this? Then I will choose to love this like its metahumor! Rebel4lyfe.

#50 Posted by craigbo180 (1763 posts) -
@Geno: I don't think so can call it satire if its not intended. Obviously you could think she really knew the workings of the game all along and the puzzles would have been no problem for her but she played up the struggle so it would get more views... that is something that a person could think.

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