Is Princess Peach a whore?

#1 Posted by MrsIronNipples (45 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

I was thinking about this for awhile. Notice that she has been kidnapped numerous amounts of time and does nothing to protect herself from Bowser? Perhaps Bowser is not evil and just wants someone to accompany him. Besides, where do you think Bowser Jr. comes from. Hell, in Super Mario Bros. 3, he has seven children. They had to come from somewhere.

#2 Posted by Pie (6416 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

Of course

#3 Posted by Breadfan (6056 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

I do not think we are supposed to try and comprehend how Bowser Jr. came into existence

#4 Posted by Drebin_893 (2802 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

I think it's a video game.

#5 Posted by Bucketdeth (7935 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

Fucking right she is a whore, biggest slut in a video game I have ever seen.

#6 Posted by JohnDudebro (915 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

She is, and yet she refuses to put out for Mario. He goes through goddamn galaxies for her and all he gets is a kiss on the cheek.

I guess she has a thing for dragons.

#7 Posted by chronicsmoke (990 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

yeah shes the biggest gutterslut this side of the mushroom kingdom

#8 Posted by Claude (15850 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

I always found her to be a big tease... The Princess is in another castle... please.

#9 Edited by Systech (4076 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

She's a princess. Peach is obliged to have relations with many people/creatures.

#10 Posted by clarke0 (1077 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

I think we all remember the "Mama Peach" line from Bowser Jr. in Sunshine. She really does seem a little to willing to be captured...

#11 Posted by GTCknight (485 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

Br3adfan said:

I do not think we are supposed to try and comprehend how Bowser Jr. came into existence.

I agree.

Also fixed.

#12 Posted by Virago (2484 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

oh my god!!! a whore!?!? So what, if she's in a video game she can't just be there for plot design, she has some dark, alterior motive? And the fact that she's helpless is only a sign of the designers' incomprehension of women, prolonging the sexist attitudes that Women Must Be Saved, because they can't do it themseleves!!?!?!

Peach is not a whore, she's a pawn, stuck in a virtuality she cannot escape, neither by choice nor programming, and the fact that your puny little mind assumes she's a whore shows exactly how little you know about history, society, methaphors, and WOMEN.

#13 Posted by AuthenticM (3514 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

I wish she was.

#14 Posted by OmegaPirate (5433 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

clarke0 said:

"I think we all remember the "Mama Peach" line from Bowser Jr. in Sunshine. She really does seem a little to willing to be captured..."

I dont! enlighten me

Virago said:

"oh my god!!! a whore!?!? So what, if she's in a video game she can't just be there for plot design, she has some dark, alterior motive? And the fact that she's helpless is only a sign of the designers' incomprehension of women, prolonging the sexist attitudes that Women Must Be Saved, because they can't do it themseleves!!?!?!

Peach is not a whore, she's a pawn, stuck in a virtuality she cannot escape, neither by choice nor programming, and the fact that your puny little mind assumes she's a whore shows exactly how little you know about history, society, methaphors, and WOMEN.

"

Sick burn -but also damn true

#15 Posted by Jolly_Lolly (3537 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

She's a tease.

#16 Posted by MattyFTM (13805 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

she isn't a whore, but she has a fetish for kidnappings.

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#17 Posted by Shazam (474 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

Yes and my source also tells me that Wario has crabs.

#18 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

I guess... I mean always getting kidnapped and not doing ANYTHING?!

#19 Posted by clarke0 (1077 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

OmegaPirate said:

"clarke0 said:
"I think we all remember the "Mama Peach" line from Bowser Jr. in Sunshine. She really does seem a little to willing to be captured..."
I dont! enlighten me
"

Spoiler warning though. This is the end of the game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSXFoehD4_s

#20 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

#21 Edited by Megalo (21 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

Where do you think Paris Hilton got her inspiration from.

#22 Posted by MrsIronNipples (45 posts) - 4 years, 3 months ago

Glad to know I am not the only that has realized this.

#23 Posted by Metroid545 (1823 posts) - 4 years, 8 days ago

Drebin_893 said:

"I think it's a video game."

bam!

#24 Posted by JackiJinx (3046 posts) - 4 years, 8 days ago

Asexual reproduction.

#25 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) - 4 years, 8 days ago

No, she is not a whore.

She is a tease.

#26 Posted by Keyser_Soze (1186 posts) - 4 years, 8 days ago

She deserves a back hander is what she deserves.

#27 Posted by mordukai (7001 posts) - 4 years, 8 days ago

Whores earn their money. Princess Peach is just a cunt.

#28 Posted by Agnogenic_delete (1034 posts) - 4 years, 8 days ago

She is like most women.

#29 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2503 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

No doubt.

#30 Posted by Jost1 (2062 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

Don't talk that way about her she is an INNOCENT ANGEL

Close this thread and quit spreading FILTH about our beloved princess.

-Toad

#31 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

Shes just a tease.

#32 Posted by SJSchmidt93 (4834 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

Of course.

#33 Posted by Jost1 (2062 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

I'm shocked at these allegations. She's pure as snow.

#34 Posted by CornontheCobbe (2643 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

No fucking doubt.

She craves the cock.

#35 Posted by Bigandtasty (3143 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

@josty81 said:

" I'm shocked at these allegations. She's pure as snow. "

You mean like this snow?

#36 Posted by Tactical_Kill (1686 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

Is there really any doubt about it?

#37 Posted by Ghostiet (4747 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

@MrsIronNipples said:

" Besides, where do you think Bowser Jr. comes from. Hell, in Super Mario Bros. 3, he has seven children. They had to come from somewhere. "

SNAFU gives a pretty decent explanation.

#38 Posted by Jost1 (2062 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

@Bigandtasty: Damn son

#39 Posted by Bigheart711 (1244 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Forgive me for bumping this, but I agree with the majority (even though I didn't want to believe it at first). I thought she was a ho' sometimes, but now I know she's a straight up ho'.

#40 Posted by Rockanomics (1150 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Necromanced!

#41 Posted by DoomedMello12 (13 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

That, or Peach has a serious case of Stockholme syndrome.

Princess Peach

Princess Peach Toadstool is usually the damsel in distress from the Mario franchise. She gets kidnapped frequently by Bowser, though she's not averse to being captured by various other villains from time to time.

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