Is Princess Peach a whore?

#1 Posted by MrsIronNipples (45 posts) -

I was thinking about this for awhile.  Notice that she has been kidnapped numerous amounts of time and does nothing to protect herself from Bowser?  Perhaps Bowser is not evil and just wants someone to accompany him.  Besides, where do you think Bowser Jr. comes from.  Hell, in Super Mario Bros. 3, he has seven children.  They had to come from somewhere.

#2 Posted by Pie (7111 posts) -

Of course

#3 Posted by Breadfan (6590 posts) -

I do not think we are supposed to try and comprehend how Bowser Jr. came into existence

#4 Posted by Drebin_893 (2933 posts) -

I think it's a video game.

#5 Posted by Bucketdeth (8048 posts) -

Fucking right she is a whore, biggest slut in a video game I have ever seen.

#6 Posted by JohnDudebro (924 posts) -

She is, and yet she refuses to put out for Mario. He goes through goddamn galaxies for her and all he gets is a kiss on the cheek.

I guess she has a thing for dragons.
#7 Posted by chronicsmoke (999 posts) -

yeah shes the biggest gutterslut this side of the mushroom kingdom

#8 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

I always found her to be a big tease... The Princess is in another castle... please.

#9 Edited by Systech (4078 posts) -

She's a princess. Peach is obliged to have relations with many people/creatures.

#10 Posted by clarke0 (1077 posts) -

I think we all remember the "Mama Peach" line from Bowser Jr. in Sunshine. She really does seem a little to willing to be captured...

#11 Posted by GTCknight (705 posts) -
Br3adfan said:
I do not think we are supposed to try and comprehend how Bowser Jr. came into existence.

I agree.

Also fixed.
#12 Posted by Virago (2487 posts) -

oh my god!!! a whore!?!? So what, if she's in a video game she can't just be there for plot design, she has some dark, alterior motive? And the fact that she's helpless is only a sign of the designers' incomprehension of women, prolonging the sexist attitudes that Women Must Be Saved, because they can't do it themseleves!!?!?!

Peach is not a whore, she's a pawn, stuck in a virtuality she cannot escape, neither by choice nor programming, and the fact that your puny little mind assumes she's a whore shows exactly how little you know about history, society, methaphors, and WOMEN.

#13 Posted by AuthenticM (3803 posts) -

I wish she was.

#14 Posted by OmegaPirate (5522 posts) -
clarke0 said:
"I think we all remember the "Mama Peach" line from Bowser Jr. in Sunshine. She really does seem a little to willing to be captured..."
I dont! enlighten me
Virago said:
"oh my god!!! a whore!?!? So what, if she's in a video game she can't just be there for plot design, she has some dark, alterior motive? And the fact that she's helpless is only a sign of the designers' incomprehension of women, prolonging the sexist attitudes that Women Must Be Saved, because they can't do it themseleves!!?!?!

Peach is not a whore, she's a pawn, stuck in a virtuality she cannot escape, neither by choice nor programming, and the fact that your puny little mind assumes she's a whore shows exactly how little you know about history, society, methaphors, and WOMEN.

"

Sick burn -but also damn true
#15 Posted by Jolly_Lolly (3537 posts) -

She's a tease.

#16 Posted by MattyFTM (14432 posts) -

she isn't a whore, but she has a fetish for kidnappings.

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#17 Posted by Shazam (474 posts) -

Yes and my source also tells me that Wario has crabs.

#18 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -

I guess... I mean always getting kidnapped and not doing ANYTHING?!

#19 Posted by clarke0 (1077 posts) -
OmegaPirate said:
"clarke0 said:
"I think we all remember the "Mama Peach" line from Bowser Jr. in Sunshine. She really does seem a little to willing to be captured..."
I dont! enlighten me
"
Spoiler warning though. This is the end of the game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSXFoehD4_s
#20 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -
  
#21 Edited by Megalo (21 posts) -

Where do you think Paris Hilton got her inspiration from.

#22 Posted by MrsIronNipples (45 posts) -

Glad to know I am not the only that has realized this.

#23 Posted by Metroid545 (1823 posts) -
Drebin_893 said:
"I think it's a video game."
bam!
#24 Posted by JackiJinx (3091 posts) -

Asexual reproduction.

#25 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

No, she is not a whore.


She is a tease.
#26 Posted by Keyser_Soze (1186 posts) -

She deserves a back hander is what she deserves.

#27 Posted by mordukai (7185 posts) -

Whores earn their money. Princess Peach is just a cunt.

#28 Posted by Agnogenic_delete (1034 posts) -

She is like most women.

#29 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2501 posts) -

No doubt.

#30 Posted by Jost1 (2078 posts) -

Don't talk that way about her she is an INNOCENT ANGEL
 
Close this thread and quit spreading FILTH about our beloved princess.
 
-Toad

#31 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -

Shes just a tease.

#32 Posted by SJSchmidt93 (4899 posts) -

Of course.  
 

#33 Posted by Jost1 (2078 posts) -

I'm shocked at these allegations. She's pure as snow.

#34 Posted by CornontheCobbe (2645 posts) -

No fucking doubt. 
 
She craves the cock.

#35 Posted by Bigandtasty (3204 posts) -
@josty81 said:
" I'm shocked at these allegations. She's pure as snow. "
You mean like this snow?
#36 Posted by Tactical_Kill (1695 posts) -

Is there really any doubt about it?

#37 Posted by Ghostiet (5320 posts) -
@MrsIronNipples said:
" Besides, where do you think Bowser Jr. comes from.  Hell, in Super Mario Bros. 3, he has seven children.  They had to come from somewhere. "

SNAFU gives a pretty decent explanation.

 
#38 Posted by Jost1 (2078 posts) -
@Bigandtasty: Damn son
#39 Posted by Bigheart711 (1240 posts) -

Forgive me for bumping this, but I agree with the majority (even though I didn't want to believe it at first). I thought she was a ho' sometimes, but now I know she's a straight up ho'.

#40 Posted by Rockanomics (1150 posts) -

Necromanced! 

#41 Posted by DoomedMello12 (13 posts) -

That, or Peach has a serious case of Stockholme syndrome.

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