Is Princess Peach a whore?

Post by MrsIronNipples (15 posts) See mini bio

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I was thinking about this for awhile. Notice that she has been kidnapped numerous amounts of time and does nothing to protect herself from Bowser? Perhaps Bowser is not evil and just wants someone to accompany him. Besides, where do you think Bowser Jr. comes from. Hell, in Super Mario Bros. 3, he has seven children. They had to come from somewhere.

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by Pie (4,051 posts) See mini bio

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Of course

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by Br3adfan (3,213 posts) See mini bio

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I do not think we are supposed to try and comprehend how Bowser Jr. came into existence

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Post by Drebin_893 (1,779 posts) See mini bio

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I think it's a video game.

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Post by Bucketdeth (4,668 posts) See mini bio

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Fucking right she is a whore, biggest slut in a video game I have ever seen.

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by BananaKid (334 posts) See mini bio

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She is, and yet she refuses to put out for Mario. He goes through goddamn galaxies for her and all he gets is a kiss on the cheek.

I guess she has a thing for dragons.

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by chronicsmoke (504 posts) See mini bio

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yeah shes the biggest gutterslut this side of the mushroom kingdom

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Post by Claude (3,279 posts) See mini bio

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I always found her to be a big tease... The Princess is in another castle... please.

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by systech (3,167 posts) See mini bio

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She's a princess. Peach is obliged to have relations with many people/creatures.

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Post by clarke0 (473 posts) See mini bio

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I think we all remember the "Mama Peach" line from Bowser Jr. in Sunshine. She really does seem a little to willing to be captured...

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by GTCknight (37 posts) See mini bio

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Br3adfan said:

I do not think we are supposed to try and comprehend how Bowser Jr. came into existence.

I agree.

Also fixed.

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by Virago (1,440 posts) See mini bio

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oh my god!!! a whore!?!? So what, if she's in a video game she can't just be there for plot design, she has some dark, alterior motive? And the fact that she's helpless is only a sign of the designers' incomprehension of women, prolonging the sexist attitudes that Women Must Be Saved, because they can't do it themseleves!!?!?!

Peach is not a whore, she's a pawn, stuck in a virtuality she cannot escape, neither by choice nor programming, and the fact that your puny little mind assumes she's a whore shows exactly how little you know about history, society, methaphors, and WOMEN.

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by AuthenticM (422 posts) See mini bio

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I wish she was.

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by OmegaPirate (2,973 posts) See mini bio

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clarke0 said:

"I think we all remember the "Mama Peach" line from Bowser Jr. in Sunshine. She really does seem a little to willing to be captured..."

I dont! enlighten me

Virago said:

"oh my god!!! a whore!?!? So what, if she's in a video game she can't just be there for plot design, she has some dark, alterior motive? And the fact that she's helpless is only a sign of the designers' incomprehension of women, prolonging the sexist attitudes that Women Must Be Saved, because they can't do it themseleves!!?!?!

Peach is not a whore, she's a pawn, stuck in a virtuality she cannot escape, neither by choice nor programming, and the fact that your puny little mind assumes she's a whore shows exactly how little you know about history, society, methaphors, and WOMEN.

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Sick burn -but also damn true

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by Jolly_Lolly (3,073 posts) See mini bio

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She's a tease.

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Post by MattyFTM (6,736 posts) See mini bio

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she isn't a whore, but she has a fetish for kidnappings.

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by Shazam (385 posts) See mini bio

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Yes and my source also tells me that Wario has crabs.

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by RetroIce4 (2,984 posts) See mini bio

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I guess... I mean always getting kidnapped and not doing ANYTHING?!

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Post by clarke0 (473 posts) See mini bio

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OmegaPirate said:

"clarke0 said:
"I think we all remember the "Mama Peach" line from Bowser Jr. in Sunshine. She really does seem a little to willing to be captured..."
I dont! enlighten me
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Spoiler warning though. This is the end of the game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSXFoehD4_s

Posted 9 months, 2 weeks ago