If Teddy can become a real boy, apparently, so can Seaman.

It is hard to be skeptical towards this game knowing the reputation of its creator.

But... we all know what kills games like this: 1) The product not recognizing your lazy mumbling on the couch as opposed to the stage woman's voice that the game was built to work with. 2) Finding out the interactivity is nothing more than a menu for a set of minigame scenarios. 3) Running out of new choices and having the game try to subliminally make you think you wanted to do what it only was capable of. For instance...

"Hey Milo, wanna go ride bikes?" (Bikes are not a minigame.)

"Hello, your name, would you like to skateboard today?" (Skateboarding is.)

"Milo, lets just go to the mall."

"What a lovely day to play baseball." (You're supposed to say yeah, so a baseball minigame loads.)

"No." (Processor halts, disc stops spinning, fan quiets. Boy stands still staring at you waiting for a new command.)

"Lovely day for a walk in the park, inin' it?"

"I want to go to the friggen zoo." (Game isn't programed to recognize "zoo.")

"What do you want to do today, your name?"

"Look at animals."

"My favorite animal is the snail..."

"What the hell?" (You say to roomate watching you play the game.)

"My favorite animal is the snail because they're..."

"This is stupid."

"My favorite animal is the snail..."

(Shuts off Xbox.)

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Posted by 1_879_116_9420

It is hard to be skeptical towards this game knowing the reputation of its creator.

But... we all know what kills games like this: 1) The product not recognizing your lazy mumbling on the couch as opposed to the stage woman's voice that the game was built to work with. 2) Finding out the interactivity is nothing more than a menu for a set of minigame scenarios. 3) Running out of new choices and having the game try to subliminally make you think you wanted to do what it only was capable of. For instance...

"Hey Milo, wanna go ride bikes?" (Bikes are not a minigame.)

"Hello, your name, would you like to skateboard today?" (Skateboarding is.)

"Milo, lets just go to the mall."

"What a lovely day to play baseball." (You're supposed to say yeah, so a baseball minigame loads.)

"No." (Processor halts, disc stops spinning, fan quiets. Boy stands still staring at you waiting for a new command.)

"Lovely day for a walk in the park, inin' it?"

"I want to go to the friggen zoo." (Game isn't programed to recognize "zoo.")

"What do you want to do today, your name?"

"Look at animals."

"My favorite animal is the snail..."

"What the hell?" (You say to roomate watching you play the game.)

"My favorite animal is the snail because they're..."

"This is stupid."

"My favorite animal is the snail..."

(Shuts off Xbox.)

Posted by day2daze

My sentiments exactly. Oi mate! cheeky' ol bloady Peeta would like to see some 14 year olds wankin theys wankers to milo....dunno bout you but ILL NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE AGAIN!!! Why would I? THESE friends never make fun of me..... his character in gayble II would most likely be a male prostitute, it's just obvious how much this faggots worth. And hey! not only are there now MALE prostitutes, BUT YOU CAN FUCKING DRESS FUCKING UP LIKE A FUCKING BALVERINE, w00ty omg fmg wow kthnks. So let me make sure, that's: wolverine, just with a b.a. instead of w.o? Whoaaa slow down chrome dome your blowin my mind with your creative use of english.

DO AWAY WITH PEOPLE BLOWIN MY MIND
do away with people wastin my time

Posted by day2daze

I find it kinda, no really really pitiful that this is the shit that sells (much like the black eyes pee pees). The number two game on GS right now, *darts eyes to side with awkward smile* damn glad I made the switch to GB BABY! At least they don't have that video here, and nothing really even devoted to this game yet, as it should be. Honestly I'm not at all excited for natal, mafia II however that's a different story...and i guess we all know now why fable 2's so pathetic, the games a joke I'm sorry.