HTTenrai

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  • Nov. 20, 2008 - 7:03 p.m.
    HTTenrai just commented on Pepsiman's Topic - Good for Capcom for winning that Dead Rising suit, but...
    Beyond that, it's more corrupt than a bag of hammers.  Yes, that makes sense.  I refuse to clarify.[citation needed]

  • Nov. 19, 2008 - 3:49 a.m.
    HTTenrai loves NXE
  • Nov. 18, 2008 - 6:16 p.m.
    HTTenrai just commented on HTTenrai's Topic - A quick bit of political/L4D humor
    I just wanted to clarify: This poster isn't politically motivated in any way. The joke has nothing to do with John McCain beyond his photo being the one the joke is founded upon. That's all.

    As for who wrecked his campaign (THAT is an inarguable fact) I won't go into anything else. No need. ^_^

  • Nov. 18, 2008 - 6:14 p.m.
    HTTenrai just created a new forum post in the topic And my personal GOTY goes to... in the General Discussion forum
    PureRok said: "I'd say that Nuts and Bolts is one of the worst games to come out this year." Are you always this outright contentious?

    Anyway, concerning the Fallout 3/Mass Effect comparison, something about Mass Effect bored me to tears. I racked up about 14 or so hours, but only had about 2-3 hours of fun the whole while. :(  I won't deny it's a great game, but there's something about BioWare's games that consistently turn me off.

  • Nov. 18, 2008 - 5:53 p.m.
    HTTenrai just commented on HTTenrai's Topic - A quick bit of political/L4D humor
    addictedtopinescent said: "Thats funny, and a great picture of McCain, Palin should be in the backround, cause you know she's the one that "killed" his campaign." ^_^ Nah, it's not even supposed to be that deep. Besides, I think Cindy McCain is far more dangerous than Palin, even if she does have a helicopter and a sniper rifle.

  • Nov. 18, 2008 - 5:44 p.m.
    HTTenrai just created a new forum post in the topic Hold B, ???, profit in the Gears of War 2 forum
    Remember, if they're chasing you with the chainsaw, shooting them slows them down, thus allowing you to hit them even more, and *gasp* maybe even kill them!

    Really, the chainsaw might be an easy kill, but the poor bastard who got sawed probably has a buddy nearby that will net the free kill because of the downtime on the animation.

    That kinda evens things out in my opinion.

  • Nov. 18, 2008 - 5:38 p.m.
    HTTenrai just added a new blog
    A quick bit of L4D humor
    Just thought I'd share this. I made it over on the cheezburger network, and thought GiantBomb users would find it funnier:

    Also, to anyone who saw it the first time, sorry for the repost. Buggered it up along the way.

    lol. sry guys. hlp?

  • Nov. 18, 2008 - 5:26 p.m.
    HTTenrai is really lamenting being unable to buy L4D...
  • Nov. 18, 2008 - 5:23 p.m.
    HTTenrai just added a new blog
    Just a bit of political/L4D humor
    I made this over on the cheezburger network, and thought I'd share with an audience that would appreciate it:

    lol, sry guys. hlp?

  • Nov. 17, 2008 - 8:36 p.m.
    HTTenrai just commented on Pepsiman's Topic - This is why I don't speak Japanese at anime fan gatherings.
    I think your video is dead. :(

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About Me
  • Is 24. Works all day and games all night.
  • You're most likely to find him playing an FPS, Rock Band, or golf.
  • Has a special interest in any game that allows him to create, be it new levels, new characters, or make a rendition of himself.
  • Runs an electronic wrestling fed when the wrestling games come around.
  • Has a 99% likeness of himself in Tiger Woods PGA Tour '08/'09.
  • Does Photoshop work for fun on the side.
  • Likes making his own 360 wallpapers.
  • Is already divorced.  *mutters*
  • Is the proud owner of the 10th anniversary Postal X collection with limited edition cereal box, numbered 1433 out of 2500.
  • Is also the proud owner of a signed-by-FASA copy of Shadowrun for the Xbox 360 AND a Shadowrun beta tester T-shirt. R.I.P. guys. I'll miss you.
  • Is a big 3D afficianado, having made several 3D Halo 3 images WAY before that hack made the main page of Bungie.net. Has 3 pairs of red/blue glasses, and one pair of polarized glasses.
  • Has own 11 separate copies of Duke Nukem 3D over 7 platforms, including Sega Saturn and Game.com...yes, Game.com. That's not counting all the OTHER Duke Nukem products he's picked up over the years.
  • Has been beaten in a Dukematch by George Broussard himself. Remember 9/26!
  • Likes to make lists, apparently...in the 3rd person.
  • Wanna know more? Ask him.
 
 

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Added by HTTenrai on Nov. 18, 2008 | |

This post relates to: John McCain, Left 4 Dead

Just thought I'd share this. I made it over on the cheezburger network, and thought GiantBomb users would find it funnier:

Also, to anyone who saw it the first time, sorry for the repost. Buggered it up along the way.

lol. sry guys. hlp?



Added by HTTenrai on Nov. 2, 2008 | |

This post relates to: Lips, Xbox Live

I cite this info-ad on the Xbox Live service:

Uh, poor choice of words on many, many levels...?
Uh, poor choice of words on many, many levels...?



Added by HTTenrai on Sept. 26, 2008 | |

This post relates to: George Broussard, Duke Nukem 3D

On the 26th of September, I have lived a life-long dream I didn't know I had: to have my ass kicked by the Producer of the Duke Nukem series, George Broussard. The man behind Duke Nukem kicked my ass at a game of it....and I couldn't be happier. ^_^

I've been waiting 12 years for a real Dukematch...one without bots, but real, human players over the internet, the way it was meant to be, and on the second night of such a privilege, I got to play the man himself.

I am SERIOUSLY fucking stoked. SERIOUSLY!!!!!!


Added by HTTenrai on Sept. 22, 2008 | |
Which video game duo would you like to see in the White House as the President and Vice President of the US?

Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang



Added by HTTenrai on Aug. 29, 2008 | |

This post relates to: Hamburger

How does a guy like me manage to go from waking up at 12:45 PM to 2:30 AM the following day WITHOUT EATING?!

I wasn't even HUNGRY?! How the hell did this happen? The only thing I've had today was a pair of 20 oz. Mountain Dew LiveWires. Those don't curb my hunger, and yet, here it is, 2:30 in the morning, and I'm just NOW feeling hungery after a marathon session of Rock Band starting off with 90 minutes of drums!!

I'm confounded...


My Lists

1. Favorites

A list of 31 items by HTTenrai last updated on July 26, 2008

HTTenrai: Favorites


2. Xbox 360 Games I Own

A list of 10 items by HTTenrai last updated on July 28, 2008

Self-explanatory. I will try and keep the list updated for others.


3. My Owned Saturn Games

A list of 7 items by HTTenrai last updated on July 23, 2008

A short list of the games I have for my Sega Saturn...and yes, I actually own one.


4. Interesting Games

A list of 7 items by HTTenrai last updated on July 28, 2008

A list of games I have my eye on closely for one reason or another.


5. Pages I've submitted

A list of 8 items by HTTenrai last updated on July 29, 2008

This is a list of the concepts/characters/whatever pages that I submitted myself and had approved.


Top Contributions

Nudity
322 Points

Bubble Bath Babes
157 Points

Health
124 Points

Krotchy
98 Points

Dark Humor
87 Points

Conservation
65 Points

Power Up
57 Points

Peek-A-Boo Poker
55 Points

My Reviews
Reviewed by HTTenrai
Aug. 23, 2008
Dated, shallow, but great co-op fun


Stubbs the Zombie is a tale of, well, a zombie apocalypse in the 1959-of-the-future, centered in the town of Punchbowl. One day, after having suffered some unfortunate incident while doing his traveling salesman work, Stubbs is brought back to life as a zombie. As he rampages violently through the city proper, and the neighboring region to some extent, he zombifies countless civilians, police, rednecks, and what not, all in the pursuit of the apple of his eye, with a little revenge on the side.

The core gameplay of Stubbs the Zombie takes place in third person. At his disposal, Stubbs can kick and scratch his opponents, eat their brains for a small health boost and energy toward his unusual set of tools, which include an exploding spleen, atomic flatulence, a left hand that can possess the human brain, and a detachable head thrown like a bowling ball and set off like a spleen. You can also rip off the arms of some enemies and use it as a bludgeon, and if you possess an enemy with a gun, you can employ their firearms against the enemy.

Anytime you or your zombies kill someone physically, by scratching or eating their brains, they get up and join your legion of the dead. Numbers are important in the game because Stubbs isn't a particularly dangerous fellow by himself. His projectiles are limited to eating brains to fuel them, and so it can take a few good coup de gras to regain your handy tools, and while you can zombify most enemies, many of them will immediately resist a forward assault, leaving you to try and circle around them to eat them, or risk not getting the brains to quickly kill your foe and gain an ally.

When you have a good number of zombie fellows, they'll usually engage the nearest enemies to do the same thing as you: eat brains and make more zombies. However, these zombies are quite literally brainless, as they will tend to wander off aimlessly if not immediately attracted to an enemy. To combat this to some degree, Stubbs can whistle to his allies to get them to follow him. This mechanic, though, doesn't always work as intended, as the button is the same as the "eat person" and "shove zombie" commands, and while shoving a zombie is great when you're stuck, which happens, but not so hot when you need zombie to help distract that next group of men toting guns.

Now, while I've played the game strictly on the next difficulty up from default, I can't vouch for the difficulty of the game on standard, but if it's anything like I'm experiencing, the weapons are weak as hell and the enemies are a bit too accurate. Possessing an enemy is great. You get a slightly faster character who has a firearm, and has a separate health value from yours, but in the time it takes to get your hand secured atop the enemy's head, a moderate group of shooters could ruin your possession, and I've found they're practically a necessity once the rednecks become a part of the equation, as they wield shotguns and rifles. Again, chalk it up to my desire for a challenge. I haven't had a whole lot of trouble playing the game, though. The first few sections were a breeze, for the most part, so the default is probably quite easy.

The visuals in the game, though, are nothing to get worked up over. They're rather bland, and with the exception of the nifty '50s-of-the-future vibe to the city and Stubbs' art direction himself, it's downright ugly. Especially the farms. The grainy filter used to disguise the mess doesn't make it much better. A nice touch, however, is that the enemies you've killed do rot as they come back to life. The one place the game shined for its time, though, is the animation. Stubbs' undead gait looks nice, as does the awkward stumbling as you change direction quickly. That was a bit of a nice surprise. This is also shown off a bit in the out-of-place, but still fun-as-hell dancing minigame.

The game also features a few vehicles to pilot, including a Sod-o-mobile that fires globs of dirt at your foes, a tractor with sharp farming implements attached to the front, and a tank, which I haven't experienced yet. The vehicles handle just like you'd think they would, considering the game has a pedigree of Halo behind it. You point in the direction you want to drive and push forward on the stick, with the exception of the Sod-o-moblie while hovers.

All in all, the game is a lot of fun, with a surprising amount of strategy involved in employing your zombie cohorts correctly, and with two players, it's double the mayhem. I give 3 and a half stars for a generally fun experience only marred by poor firearms and ugly graphics. It's still worth it for 15 bucks, though.




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Date Joined: July 21, 2008
City: Eugene
Gender: Other
Alignment: Microsoft
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ManMadeGod
on Oct. 4, 2008
O I see. I never played the PC version of Duke Nukem 3D so I was unaware that the N64 was the messed up version. Kudos for seeing my comment on that picture!
Pepsiman
on Aug. 15, 2008
The move went pretty smoothly. The dorm itself is hellish right now and my crap is absolutely all over the place, but I have about a week to at least attempt to resolve that before the roommate comes in, so that's nice.
Pepsiman
on Aug. 14, 2008
I've seen some of your work. It's nice stuff, good sir.
HTTenrai
on Aug. 14, 2008
A real job? I work for YOU! LOL
Sledgehammer_Messiah
on Aug. 14, 2008
Get a real job.
scampskin
on Aug. 12, 2008
Nada Mas, Hombre.
Chaser324
on Aug. 8, 2008
Props on the nudity page. One of the most detailed concept pages I've seen.
Endogene
on Aug. 8, 2008
you know that you don't have to censor those screen shots you censored? Actually you should'nt, read the image policy
Winterwolf79
on Aug. 6, 2008
Thanks man. Your profile image is hilarious. BTW, who's your main on Soul Calibur 4?
SuperMooseman
on Aug. 3, 2008
No, thank YOU! :)
Killjoy
on Aug. 3, 2008
5/5 for the nudity page. I love the photoshopped images. Something about the combination of a smiley face bomb and breasts tickles me. =p
HTTenrai
on Aug. 1, 2008
Ha ha ha. Yes, LOTS of research...and tissues. >:D
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