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Added by ManlyBeast on Aug. 13, 2008 | |
I took a nap around 4PM, I then woke up, when my girlfriend woke me up with a half of a sub from subway. I then start eating it, and then my mom answers her phone, and I heard her say, Rickard got run over? And I jumped up and said what? She said they were right down the road at the store. So, I don't even bother to put my shoes on, i just run fast down there. I get down there, and I see my dad on his knees, and my uncle on the ground. My brother said, that when he came out of the store, he opened the door go walk out, and this black guy yells, yo cracker, watch the fuck you go or something, and then he said, Who the fuck are you? He pulls a knife on him, and my dad runs up to him and knocks it away from him, and the guy goes crazy he said. hit my 54 year dad with a blind shot, and runs over my uncle two times with his car.

He was a dope head some of the people I talked to around the store, and plus he was drinking they said. I wish I was there. I would of killed the guy. I wouldn't have thought twice. Both my dad and uncle were drinking a few beers, so they were not at their best. My brother david isn't that big or a great fighter, so still. This guy was lucky I wasn't there. He ran over my uncle, which is only like 5'2 or something. I would have killed him. I wouldn't have showed any mercy. They found him i think, and they should charge him with attempted murder, and assault. My uncle is in the hospital with broken ribs, and has a tube down him from fluids going into him lungs. I hope the cops gave him a good beaten before taking him to jail. If I has the choice, i wouldn't have called the cops, I would have killed him myself. Just hope my uncle is okay. I just wish I was there.



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Haha but for real. The site looks great, and should improve a lot over time. Just waiting for the ability for signatures...:(





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Reviewed by ManlyBeast
July 21, 2008
GTA 4 review.


For a long time, gamers and critics alike have debated the age-old question: Are video games art? In 2007, many of those discussions were put to rest with the release of epic games like Bioshock and Mass Effect. But the arrival of the once delayed, next-gen Grand Theft Auto game should end the debate. If you’ve seen my score already, then you know what I’m going to say, but here it goes anyway: Grand Theft Auto IV is the masterpiece of this gaming generation.

Before GTA became this big, however, the violent franchise was still finding its own, trying to survive the jump between 2-D and 3-D. The original GTA was exclusively played from a top-down perspective, encouraging players to steal cars, run from the police, and take out criminals. When that concept was dropped into a fully fleshed out world in GTA III, Liberty City made its first appearance in 3-D. It was the first open world (any game where you can explore and complete missions in a non-linear manner) and one of the biggest breakthroughs in gaming history. In the mainstream press, Rockstar and its franchise became synonymous with controversy when a modder was able to “unlock” a sexually explicit scene in GTA: San Andreas dubbed “Hot Coffee.” Now, years after the incident, Rockstar has recovered brilliantly and recreated Liberty City into a living, breathing satire of New York City.


 

While GTA III stars a character with no personality or dialogue, GTA IV features a fully fleshed out, non-traditional character named Niko Bellic. The opening sequence (which is one of the coolest openings in any movie or video game) shows Niko sailing in on a ship from his home in Eastern Europe to meet his cousin Roman. His cousin convinces Niko to come to America, telling Niko that he is living the American dream. Of course, Roman is overstating things a bit. As soon as Niko lands in America, however, you can begin exploring the most realistic virtual city to date.


The detail of the buildings is also unbelievable. While in previous games, especially San Andreas, Rockstar used many of the same textures to depict buildings. But not here. Rarely have I seen a building duplicated anywhere. Nearly every building is unique and features a distinguishing feature, whether you’re looking at a crummy convenience store on the corner or a penthouse in Algonquin.


The biggest improvement in the latest installment of the series is the gameplay. It is simply much more fun than in previous games. Take for example fleeing from the police, you can actually get away from them without going to a Pay’n’spray (which are still in the game if you need a quick fix). The cops are persistant and around every corner so you will spend a lot of time perfecting your escape route. There are several locations you can spend killing time at with friends or on your own. The cars' controls responive so you can pull off “Hollywood style” stunts fairly easily but be carefull weaving through traffic as you can fly through the window of your car. Other than those nuances all the old features return from previous games such as pop-able tires. One of the biggest notable changes are the physics that have been put in place. Man is it satisfying to see the way a person bounce off your windows in a spray of blood (which will graphically stick to your car sometimes). Lastly there is the implementation of a simple cell phone which helps heaps in managing your contacts and getting jobs calling spoof phone numbers or excreta. The one small problem I noticed is when you find a car you’ve spent a long time searching for and then all of a sudden that car seems to be everywhere, it’s nothing too big to worry about and it's hardly noticeable in the mix of things, yet it still is annoying.


The sound is beautiful as always and features some big title tracks and well written comedy shows. Every genre is here and if you want to find out the track's name you can call up a number on your cell phone that will tell you what it is. Characters sound awesome, each with an appropriate accent and lifestyle, each loveable or hate-able in their own way. I have no problem with the sound besides the over abundance of swear words, but it fits the style of game that it is.

The Multiplayer features a standard deathmatch (but in all of the city or select area depending on hos), a catchy cops and robbers type mode and my favorite three co-op missions. Each of these supports up to 16 players minus co-op mode which is 4 people. Each is fun and exciting, it’s the same old GTA, but with real people, can’t wait to see the lawsuit on this one… haha. Admittedly I haven’t spent all that much time in multiplayer but Grand Theft Auto has never be n about the multiplay so I will reserve some judgment.

Overall, Grand Theft Auto IV is a must have for any 360 owner. Not only it is fun and top notch in regards to production value, it’s a shoe in for Game of the Year. Stunning visuals combined with awesome acting and sound design with a much needed improvement in gameplay, it brings everything to the table and I’m sure there some things even I have missed because of the pure size of the environment.






Reviewed by ManlyBeast
July 21, 2008
Robert Ludlum's The Bourne Conspiracy to review


Jason Bourne is a weapon trained to seek out and destroy enemies the United States government deems a danger to National Security but what happens when that human weapon “malfunctions” during a mission and loses all recollection of who he is and why he is skilled in combat? Well, the government sends professions to eliminate him as we find out in Robert Ludlum’s novel, The Bourne Identity, and later a blockbuster film and - after several years later - an Xbox 360 game called Robert Ludlum’s The Bourne Conspiracy.

Conspiracy features some rather interesting boss battles as you go up against professional assassins with nothing but your fists and feet. On the Xbox 360, the hand-to-hand combat controls are superb and thus making these fights delightfully vicious and as cinematic as the fight scenes in the movie. Bourne utilizes a fighting form known as Krav Maga where anything and everything can be utilized as a weapon and your enemies punches can be used against him. Bourne even uses the environment in his Takedown moves (that become available after successfully pulling off moves) to smash enemies into walls or objects. While the fights can get a bit repetitive after awhile, there’s just something satisfying about breaking limbs and smashing enemies into copy machines or anything that happens to be around him.

There are shootouts in the game Jason knows how to handle weapons such as pistols, machine guns and shotguns but the gunplay in the game lacks finesse and better aiming. This is not to say you won’t have fun running and gunning or performing a firearm Takedown (which requires timed button pressing), it just isn’t as stylish as Bourne’s fisticuff abilities. Still, the gun battles add variety to the game’s levels as does the driving sequence and the few times that Bourne takes a page from Splinter Cell’s Sam Fisher (picking locks and performing stealth takedowns).

Visually, Conspiracy is not a bad-looking game that might not take advantage of what the Xbox 360 can do graphically but it’s not to say that this game isn’t pleasing to the eyes. The character models are original so you won’t be controlling Matt Damon (who plays Jason Bourne in the movie), which might or might not sit well with fans of Matt Damon. The environments look decent enough as does the visual effects - especially watching Bourne and his foes show facial damage during combat.

Robert Ludlum’s The Bourne Conspiracy is an action-packed thrill ride with all the excitement of the movie and book so if you’re a Bourne fan you are in for a very pleasant surprise. Making good use of the license, many of the game’s levels are fun and the hand-to-hand combat brings Jason Bourne’s dangerous moves to life. While it’s far from perfect, though, anyone looking for a worthwhile action-spy game will find themselves overlooking it’s flaws an enjoying a title that is as ultra cool as its main character.







29 Points
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