NirdBerd

So, yeah, I had one hell of a night last night, twas a house party.

So I went to the house party, we got a giant tub and we all just chucked

Carton of Tropicana Orange Juice
Carton of Tropical Fruit Juice
1 Litre of Asda Vodka
2 Litres of some other strong Vodka, which makes that 3 litres.
7 cans of Fosters
2 bottles of Stella Artois
Which made our lovely cocktail, we all had loads, I had about 10 half pints=5 pints >_>. And before that I had a lot of foamy Stella in my 2 bottles, and I downed them a bit TOO fast while playing table tennis out of boredom. Oh and before I went to bed I had 2 cans of strongbow. oh and I had a few burgers

So, yeah. Awesome. But why do I feel so shit? Because I'm FUCKING ILL.I have one of the worst headaches ever, and I look stoned because my eyes are red from the large amounts of alcohol, I have the flu and I can barely breathe properly because of the cough I have and whatever's going on inside me, I couldn't even go to sleep properly because I couldn't inhale properly when I was laying down, so I got to bed at 2am, and I woke up at 5am. I went back to bed at 7am and got 2 hours extra sleep. Afterwards I left my brother and set off home, and I got home at 10am. I've been taking medicine syrups to make me get better, it's working, kinda... But I still have trouble breathing and standing upright, so that sucks.So why am I on the laptop? Because I can't and don't feel like sleeping, so I'm sitting in my big comfy leather chair with pillows all around me, and some ice cold drinks to cool down the heat inside me.Oh, and for the record, I know I'm not legal to drink, so save your words ;).
 

Well doesn't this look more promising, eh? I hope you've followed me from GameSpot, because I hope to keep in touch with you. With a lot of people moving here I decided to tag along, and I prefer it a lot more than...Glitch...spot...

Anyway, I promised a Top 10 Movies after seeing The Dark Knight, and so here it is.

10

A movie based on a true story on the relocation of Polish Jew's in 1939. Another great job by Steven Spielberg. I love learning about history and I loved the movie; The Great Escape. But Schindler's List reminded me what a historic movie is actually like. If you've learned about history, are interested in the history, or even if you play a lot of Call of Duty, or Medal of Honor, check out this movie, it'll suit your interests.

09

Yeah, we are pretty beat down by the stereotypical attitudes of modern gangsters these days, but Method Man and Redman change that. It's movie ABOUT some gangsters, but with a twist, it's got a lot of funny scenes. A story about two people going into college, and they only got in because of the plant they smoke; 'Ivory' which helps them pass their exams by seeing one of their dead homie's. it's pretty cool, and funny in a way. If all you know about How High is their song (which is awesome by the way), or Method Man and Redman alone, I suggest you watch the movie. I ended up watching this movie because they are some of the best music artists ever. Don't judge beforehand what you think the movie is like, they aren't stereotypical gangsters, these guys are unique. They are an icon, and I love it.

08

What can I say, all it's sequels aren't very good, apart from The Mummy Returns, but the first one is the best, and in my opinion, the only enjoyable one, the franchise got a bit silly as it progressed. But anyway, if you like a bit of suspense and adventure, you better go see this, it's about person 1 having an affair with person 2 (the names are too complex for me to remember), the Pharoah finds out, and some killing happens. Person 2 dies, and person 1 digs out her corpse. Person 1 and his men want to ressurrect her, but they are obstructed by some 'guests' who stop the ritual of the ressurrection. Person 1 and his men basically die, some are, erm, turn into mummys, and person 1 is buried alive with flesh eating scarab beatles. These scarab beatles break loose, and this creates the suspense for the movie. They bury themselves into your skin and munch on your flesh until you die. They're actually dung beetles, but whatever. Go see it.

07

A story about a family of three looking after the Overlook Hotel over the winter. There are spiritual and distracting occurances which influence Jack Torrance (the father, of Wendy and Danny Torrance) into chasing his wife and son with an axe. This defines a classic horror movie. You definitely want to see this if you enjoy suspense or horror. Gotta love Jack Nicholson.

06

It's humour. It's violence. It's Samuel Jackson. It's Pulp Fiction. You know you wan---HAVE to see it now.

05

C'mon guys. We all love Jim Carrey. He's one of my all time favourite actors. This, by far, has got to be his best movie. Dolphin get's mammalnapped (kidnapped,??lol), and it's down to Ace Ventura to get that dolphin back. One thing's for sure you're gonna be laughing silly the first time you see it. And when you watch it again, and again, it'll never get old, this movie never bores me, the intro to the movie is priceless, you better see it if you haven't already.

04

The first one is the most memorable for me. Not forgetting the fact that Sylvester Stallone is one of my all time favourite actors, and one of the coolest ever. Rambo or Rocky? I picked Rocky. It's more passionate, it's more memorable, and the movies never get boring. This one never gets boring that's for sure. The running scene. Awesome. The fight with Apollo Creed. Wow. I'm speechless for this movie, but if all you remember about Rocky is Rocky running up the Rocky Steps (In front of the Philadelphia Museum of Art), then you better go watch the movie, you won't realize that you're watching it a second time because it's so awesome.

03

This is the best of the entire Star Wars saga. I like dark films and this is the darkest. The battle on Hoth, Luke getting his arm cut off, Han Solo frozen, Yoda, Boba Fett. Wow. Back in the day I use to prefer Episode III: Revenge of the Sith and Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. But this one is more appealing to me now. I love it so much. I find myself watching it the most. Once when I woke up at 7am, I just switched on the movie and lay in bed still while watching it, it's such an awesome movie, I even replay the moments in the games a lot more than any other episode. There are a lot more scenes that still make my mouth drop and I never get bored of this long movie. George Lucas, only you could do this for a 1980's movie. I'm running out of words, so just go see it, like I'm saying with every other movie.

02

Remember, remember the 5th of November, the gun powder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot. V is a masked vigilante. He threatened to blow up the Houses of Parliament which is equivalent to Guy Fawke's plot. If that's not enough, you get a badass fight scene towards the end of the movie, and you won't forget that.

01

I'm sorry that this has to be number 1. You probably saw it coming, but c'mon. I'm a hardcore fan of Marvel movies and the performance done in this movie is AWESOME. The Joker is back. You get some badass fight scenes. The Joker still has his sense of humour, he still dresses the same, but even cooler. I don't know if I prefer Heath Ledger as The Joker or Jack Nicholson, but unfortunately, Jack's too old and Heath is dead. I only saw it yesterday, and I arrived home at 12:48am, my reaction was still 'wow'. This is the best 2 hours 45 minutes you could ever have. There were some things about Batman that didn't even need to be in it, but it was, and it was awesome. The only disappointing thing was Scarecrow's 5 minute appearance, and the ending was somewhat disappointing, but I'll get over it. I always nitpick about endings so don't make me go into that. This is the Batman you've been waiting for since the 1989 Batman, and Batman Forever. You're gonna be going on and on about your favourite scene from the movie even after the movie has finished. Rest In Piece, Heath Ledger, you definitely knew who and what The Joker actually was. It's my favourite movie of all time as of now but I am guilty to admit it because a lot of people I know aren't looking at the movie as an awesome, classic DC Hero, they are looking at it as an action movie with some men dressed up in costumes. Trust me, you will notice even more passion in the movie if you look at it as the classic DC Hero, Batman.

*thanks to Usagi for reminding me.. lol.. >_<