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You don't hate me
Yet you make my life hell
Next you'll probably hang me.
So I'll get my barrel of gunpowder
And when Giddeon waves me goodbye
I'll turn to Jeff Gerstmann and feed him a pie.
A final pleasure for a Satan spawn who will be improsned in heaven
He'll enjoy many conversations with those morally better,
Like Hitler and Stalin---so misunderstood!
They'll play many fine games,
Like forcing dear Gerstmann
to lick their behinds.
Some would call this torture,
but to them it is fun,
and if he's luckily they'll lick his bum!
Oh his dear mother,
how she did cry.
"Why did you upset Foolz3h?
Damn that boy's fly!"
"Oh my dear mother,
I did him wrong! And now I suffer forever
Sucking Hitler's dong."
