About Me
I'm dedicating this section to quotations you all say, that i aboslutely love. Ready? Go.
"I love them. The sadness. The happiness. Sparks of hope tinged with black spores of anxiety. Each one, its own capsule of burgeoning existentialism. Don't quote me on this" - Jayge on girl-help threads "Yia nebudu pokupat etot record potumushto on tsarapin" ("I will not buy this record, it is scratched") - Jolly Lolly
"dont name that dog rajah ....its a dog not a gay nightclub bouncer" -
ZombieHunter"Where do you think the bible got it's roots from? Wikipedia" -
ShawnOni: Is virago a comic book godhand?
Godhand: that's the greatest comic book
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you know, i just tried to sell used my sexy time?" - godhand i predict virago is a lesbian but you cant stop thinkin bout doing it bitch!! - godhand "It's written in stone and then in the bible...that if a girl is on a gaming website...whether she be real or not, "she" is into chicks. She must also be an angry lesbian because as the almighty "Chasing Amy" has taught us...it's that hott, friendly lesbians are just a figment of our imagination...much like Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny."
Kush"I like my women like I like my canine diseases: foamy and insane" - MaSuTa
"I sat here for a few hours, trying to think of how to get on your quotes section...... So.......... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VIRAGO IS JESUS INCARNATE! GO VIRAGO!!!!!!!!! F#CK YEAH" - TheDirfter
ic, well i was chasing sheep today, and wrestling koala's - Rowr
One day I'll know things! And then you'll see! - MaSuTa
"CHRISTMAS IS CUMMING!? GET AN UMBRELLA... AND A CONDOM!" PureRok
SuperMooseman> licks MB
MB> lower please
"Viva La Virago's pretty good" - Jetamo
R.I.P Lurb =(
Added by Virago on Nov. 21, 2008
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These thoughts belong to me. Which is why I'm no longer putting these on the forums.
I was playing fable today, and i noticed that i really hate dying in games. Yeah, yeah, so does everyone. wait -- i shouldn't generalize, because *latin for "war"* probably likes dying in games. Most normal people who enjoy living do not enjoy dying. So then i'm thinking about dying, and I hear the crazy lady walk down the alley, and I wonder why she's alive. She's not the world's greatest addition to society. In fact, there are a shit load of people society might be better off without, and who gets to decide who's significant and who's not, and why vigilantes aren't always the Good Guys (yeah, even batman can be a bitch). So now I'm thinking about the Watchmen, and how fucking awful The Comedian is. I mean (SPOILERS) what kind of a hero shoots a pregnant woman? (SPOILERS OVER). There's nothing funny about that. Does being a jerk make you funny? Sometimes.
I'm totally worried about this movie. The writing is effing brilliant (note to self: Alan Moore is your new demigod) and the art is... well it's 1985. But I don't hate it. I really don't hate it. I might even *gasp* like it. And anything I like this much I want to preserve and go fangirl-bats over it and not want MTV to lay its fickle finger of Fucked-Over on it. The best line in the book (it's first page, no spoilers) "The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!" and I'll look down and whisper "no" was changed, at least in the trailer, "The world will look up and shout "save us!" wtf is that? You're depleting this glorious dialogue! Whores and politicians! Not the whole world. Some of the world is okay. Like puppies. And a good, tawny port.
Right, back to Fable and video games. I'm gonna go ahead and say it. Are you ready? Video games suck up your time. Video games bring you closer to death. In fact, everyone who plays video games will DIE. Same is true for everyone who reads comic books. Everyone who sleeps in past noon. Everyone. Dies. So fuck it. Who is Rorschach to tell me to live with an upstanding moral diet? That's boring. Granted shooting people in the face is pretty low (in RL, not GoW -- that's totally fine), there's such a strange borderline of morals. It makes me wonder... I dunno, it makes me wonder why there aren't more heroes. Is corruption really that inevitable?
There ya go. That's my wall of text. Mainly for people who actually use their brains for more than... well you know who you are.
Added by Virago on Nov. 19, 2008
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That's right, you heard me. We've all thrown around a NO U comment, posted the occasional star trek facepalm, maybe even put on your robe and wizard hat. 
Colbert knows
But that doesn't make you a troll. Even visiting the same threads over and over doesn't make you a troll. Nor does stalking a fellow user and posting on their wall all day qualify as troll behaviour.
What makes someone a troll is pissing other people off. As long as people like you, they're gonna put up with you (unless you hate star wars). Now before you spam my wall in protest, hold on to those knickers and let me finish my train of thought. If a well-to-do user posts "this thread sucks" on, say, THIS topic, people would probably call him or her a lulz killer (wink) but not much more. Now if that same comment is posted by a trouble maker, he or she is gonna get a PM or a slap on the wrist due to multiple offenses. 
Why is it always the left hand?
You're grinding your teeth right now. I hear it. Your dentist is not going to approve, so I'll jump to the point. It really pisses people off when you do the same thing over and over after you've been asked to cut it out. No one (well maybe this guy) wants to see the same post 10 times on the same thread, watch the same pictures posted over and over, or be attacked with a bombardment of rude, personal comments. Then the brute squad gets called in to put foot to ass, because you're pissing off other users who are far nicer and much more well behaved than you.
You Are The Brute Squad.
So what makes you a troll? Pissing me off. So don't get all warm and fuzzy inside when someone at last acknowledges your presence and tells you to screw off; it's not a compliment. If you want attention, be a decent human being and gain the respect of your peers some other way.
In the words of the Red team:
Suck it blue.
"I only drink the blood of my enemies!"
<3 Virago
Added by Virago on Nov. 4, 2008
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I wasn't a gamer. You all know that. I was a comic book nerd from Comic Vine who occasionally dabled in Zelda and SSB's Melee and Brawl. I know my Batman and Spider-man and X-men and the beloved Madame Mirage front to back, up to down. But video games? A taboo area for girls. Up until a few years ago, it's been a
"boys club" that a few girls sneak into every so often thanks to older brothers or
Star Wars Obsessed Boyfriends. But then you get the crazy girls. And this next part is my reflection from a
review of
Raychel Moore's blog.
OH EM GEE, Becky, I like, totally PWNED you
Okay. Do you see this magazine? This is why I hate the clique of girl gamers. Because I don't want to see some plastic girl playing a pink video game. i mean, go google "girl gamer" on google. It looks like
This. I could care less. This kind of thing only increases the distance between girl gamers and boy gamers. Boys like one thing, so give 'em Call of Duty, girls like the other, so give them Princes Debut. Eff that. Understandably, the industry wants to profit and uses gender roles to get that money. Fine. Do your thing. But don't generalize. Give me a magazine with a nerdy girl on it who plays
real games.
Alright. Now that I've said that. I need to confront the issue of crazy, backstabbing girls. Now, personally, I haven't seen any on GB, mostly because
Brukaoru is the only girl I've seen who has stuck around longer than two weeks. But go play WoW-- wait. no, don't do that. Watch this:
Raychel Moore attributes this to the territorial "attention whores" that troll the internet. "Who are these whores?" you ask? Well they're the girls who game to get into that "boys club". The girls who think being a girl gamer will get them points with the boys, and boost their self esteem. This usually means that when another girl joins, cat fights ensue. "THESE R MAI BOYS, BACK OFF HOE".
MARTHA MARTHA MARTHA
Now, my lovely bombers, I have a confession. I love your attention, and nothing can cheer me up more than getting on the IRC and saying "i've had a bad day *frowny face*". But listen, and listen well: I'm not gonna show you my boobs, not now, not ever Casey. I don't thrive on hearing "omgz it's a girl, ToGTFO". nah. eff that. Some of my favorite compliments are when a newbie posts "yeah, Virago's a cool guy. He knows what he's talking about". That doesn't mean boys are better, it just means I don't sound like another IC9.
To conclude, I don't care if you think I'm a chick or not (yeah,
you know who you are), nor will I try to prove to you that I'm a hardcore gamer (because lets face it... I'm not). But I do love video games because they're fun. Some are even
artistic (more on that
HERE) and make you use your head for more than just a hat stand.
So for all of you who read my lovely wall of text, I shake your hand, and give you a less than three. Especially my stalker, Ron Jeremy.
<3
Virago
Added by Virago on Nov. 2, 2008
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This post relates to:
Nintendo,
Xbox 360
When we first met
You made me wet
But now my love has changed.
You're overhyped
You're more than flawed
And you're slightly deranged.
Though let me say
That I had fun;
Once more we shall unite.
But it will be
on christmas eve
and play from dawn to night.
For mister xbox
with his charms
forever mine will be.
so listen, wii,
and listen well
it's really you, not me.
OH BURN NINTENDO.
Added by Virago on Oct. 27, 2008
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At least you will be.
And now you, dear reader, must recommend me games to play on it.
Ready go!
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