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Oh Crap

My pizza just hit the deck. It has noticeable rug fuzz and some hairs on it (can't tell if they're mine).

What should I do?

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Posted by advocatefish - September 04, 2011 at 11:30 PM

My pizza just hit the deck. It has noticeable rug fuzz and some hairs on it (can't tell if they're mine).

What should I do?

Posted by hwy_61 - September 04, 2011 at 11:32 PM

Dust it off and drive it home dawg!!

Posted by BeachThunder - September 04, 2011 at 11:35 PM

I'm not usually one to give this kind of advice, but I think you should seriously consider touching its shoulder.

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Posted by oatz - September 04, 2011 at 11:37 PM

touch her shoulder

Posted by TheVeteran13 - September 04, 2011 at 11:39 PM

Get a dog to lick off the fuzz and hair, because their tongues are cleaner than peoples, then you're set

Posted by solidejake - September 04, 2011 at 11:43 PM

Hey, if I didn't know better, I would think that that was some sexual innuendo.

Posted by dudeglove - September 05, 2011 at 12:26 AM

fake your own death

Posted by Mars_Cleric - September 05, 2011 at 12:38 AM

I must be tired because I giggled at "rug fuzz"

sigh

Use your keyboard!