DROPPIN' SOME KNOWLEDGE

i was looking through my favorites and i found my old blog from a looong time ago. needless to say, i have no idea what the fuck is happening here. 

  hello there friends, family,johny brovo. today im not here for comody, im here bkuz i need to tell what you people call yoursalves(people) and you shoud because you can open a bag of airplane peanuts but it's not my fault, it's yours! and that's why im here to talk about, peanuts....no wait....actuly how you "people" think you're humain you foolish "people" and you're wondering now,"wait, isnt he insalting himself?" and no i am not because i am not a person, i am a guy or a what peope call me"Ajay". and it's not A.J or that's not how it's prononiced, it A then add the JAY but not like J, like jauy (wut?), got it edgar? good.amyways, the day i wrote this, it was raning and this the only thing to do and im not watching dr.phil at 5:00, besides, i love this computer.now you "people" might now be thinking"MAn this has no point, im not gonna read this" but wait you stupid "people!" well you're onyl stupid of you said or think like that brcasue there's more
 
i have some targets here, they willbe displayed in they're normal ways,actuly,im not.anyways, back to my topic.now you "people" might thinking polloting is cool or "Extrilmy Splinded"  but if you think that, you are a tottal dumbass. dont like my words of truth, go somewhere else, say.......europe because it sounds like you need a vacation. now about the real thing about life, to keep it clean and cherish it and if you dont, some random guy from l.a's gonna come down there and bust your freakin skull out and i woulhate that bkuz killing is badder than loading screens on your GPS systim by toyota. and specking of commorchils, did you see the new axe head from johnny corp?lol amazing, ok i have no idea bout what im saing.
 
hahahahahha, take that "people!" i just shut out your car's AC!
no more ice warrior complaints in quebec city!!!!
 
not you foolish "people" must be ashamied!polloting,farting,setting up webcams and new stuff yiu see at the flea market.and you shoud know, farting is polloting because your fart parktiles of "stink" blast out your butt and those "stink" destory the ground, cool eh? now stop farting you foolish "people!!!"
 
now you're wondering"how does he kno all this?" and "this is bullshit! why is he talking about?" and keep reading.
the only reason i am burning you "people" so bad is because i can do my friggin wurk with you ppl saying" want $10?" or"monkeyassfartbuttassmanofsomewhereijustmaup!!!!" and i wont stand up for it so.....shut up.
 
email me at ---
visset www.stinkworld.piczo.com (my old site O.o)
email me or will banned you from this masterpeice place!
until next tile, holl
Ajay ******

do not sew
all blogs are not eagal and can be copyrighted
yay.,    

partially edited. recent comments are in bold / underlined.  
 
seriously, what the fuck am i even talking about? i think this was an attempt at humor at the time.. i find myself confused and dying from laughter.  a good friend of mine, TehFedro and i were looking at some of my old stuff. oh man, what is this i don't even.  
 

hentai is for the people! 

 
i just thought i'd share this with you all. i thought it was entertaining somewhat. feel free to laugh at my awesome spelling. 
24 Comments
24 Comments
Posted by AjayRaz

i was looking through my favorites and i found my old blog from a looong time ago. needless to say, i have no idea what the fuck is happening here. 

  hello there friends, family,johny brovo. today im not here for comody, im here bkuz i need to tell what you people call yoursalves(people) and you shoud because you can open a bag of airplane peanuts but it's not my fault, it's yours! and that's why im here to talk about, peanuts....no wait....actuly how you "people" think you're humain you foolish "people" and you're wondering now,"wait, isnt he insalting himself?" and no i am not because i am not a person, i am a guy or a what peope call me"Ajay". and it's not A.J or that's not how it's prononiced, it A then add the JAY but not like J, like jauy (wut?), got it edgar? good.amyways, the day i wrote this, it was raning and this the only thing to do and im not watching dr.phil at 5:00, besides, i love this computer.now you "people" might now be thinking"MAn this has no point, im not gonna read this" but wait you stupid "people!" well you're onyl stupid of you said or think like that brcasue there's more
 
i have some targets here, they willbe displayed in they're normal ways,actuly,im not.anyways, back to my topic.now you "people" might thinking polloting is cool or "Extrilmy Splinded"  but if you think that, you are a tottal dumbass. dont like my words of truth, go somewhere else, say.......europe because it sounds like you need a vacation. now about the real thing about life, to keep it clean and cherish it and if you dont, some random guy from l.a's gonna come down there and bust your freakin skull out and i woulhate that bkuz killing is badder than loading screens on your GPS systim by toyota. and specking of commorchils, did you see the new axe head from johnny corp?lol amazing, ok i have no idea bout what im saing.
 
hahahahahha, take that "people!" i just shut out your car's AC!
no more ice warrior complaints in quebec city!!!!
 
not you foolish "people" must be ashamied!polloting,farting,setting up webcams and new stuff yiu see at the flea market.and you shoud know, farting is polloting because your fart parktiles of "stink" blast out your butt and those "stink" destory the ground, cool eh? now stop farting you foolish "people!!!"
 
now you're wondering"how does he kno all this?" and "this is bullshit! why is he talking about?" and keep reading.
the only reason i am burning you "people" so bad is because i can do my friggin wurk with you ppl saying" want $10?" or"monkeyassfartbuttassmanofsomewhereijustmaup!!!!" and i wont stand up for it so.....shut up.
 
email me at ---
visset www.stinkworld.piczo.com (my old site O.o)
email me or will banned you from this masterpeice place!
until next tile, holl
Ajay ******

do not sew
all blogs are not eagal and can be copyrighted
yay.,    

partially edited. recent comments are in bold / underlined.  
 
seriously, what the fuck am i even talking about? i think this was an attempt at humor at the time.. i find myself confused and dying from laughter.  a good friend of mine, TehFedro and i were looking at some of my old stuff. oh man, what is this i don't even.  
 

hentai is for the people! 

 
i just thought i'd share this with you all. i thought it was entertaining somewhat. feel free to laugh at my awesome spelling. 
Posted by TehFedro

Guess i'm not one to talk, look how many mistakes I made in that picture.

Edited by Daveyo520

You wrote a blog?!
 
Also great spelling. You are also insane AJ

Posted by Dalai

Well that's better than anything I've ever done in my entire life. Congratulations.

Posted by Claude

After reading this, I feel smarter. Thanks Ajay.

Posted by Shirogane

Wow. Just, wow. 
 
Congratulations on writing up something totally insane without being high/drunk (at least, i assume you weren't?).
Posted by Bigandtasty

I thought it was a spam email at first.
 

 Kobe approves... or does he?
Posted by ajamafalous

Holy fuck it's like if hitman was an 8 year old.
 
 
 
Also now I'm confused. Is it a soft j sound?
 
 
Also my name is AJ :3.

Posted by MetalGearSunny

Great. Now, Ajay, I would like to see more stuff involving you and Aaox's crazy text chats.

Posted by AjayRaz
@Metal_Gear_Sunny: haha allow me to direct you to this gallery  
 
@ajamafalous said:
" Also now I'm confused. Is it a soft j sound? "
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THERE 
 
@Shirogane: seriously, i couldn't tell you. i had a poem up about beer at some point so maybe that means something.. that's equally as crazy.  
 
@Daveyo520: haha thank you. the spelling is simply amazing. VISSET.  
 
@Claude: this is the exact effect that i aimed to achieve! cheers!  
 
@Dalai:
 ah.. i'm sorry.  
 
@Bigandtasty: OH GOD GET IT AWAY 
Posted by Jadeskye

HENTAI IS FOR THE PEOPLE! 
 
I wish i knew what kind of drugs you were on when you wrote this XD

Posted by CharkeeFarlee

Climbin' in yo windows 
snatchin' your knowledge up.

Posted by Red12b
@ajamafalous said:
" Holy fuck it's like if hitman was an 8 year old.    Also now I'm confused. Is it a soft j sound?   Also my name is AJ :3. "
heh
Posted by Lemoncookie01

This blog will remind me not to type while on drugs.

Posted by Zithe
@ajamafalous said:
" Holy fuck it's like if hitman was an 8 year old. "
I don't think the age qualifier is necessary.
Posted by M_33

Intelligence +51

Posted by ReyGitano

My brain feels a bit like mush now.

Posted by Driadon

wait...so how old is this?

Posted by Hero_Swe

So...It's like 2:45 in the morning and I'm too tired to comprehend any of this. So I'm just gonna go to bed now and read it tomorrow, Goodnight!
Posted by AjayRaz
@Hero_Swe: that won't help. you still won't comprehend any of this 
Posted by WhiskeyMcGhee

Hey, that reminds me of every one of my posts!

Posted by Hero_Swe

 
 Ok, so. Here's my analasys of your text

You are adressing your friends, family and johnny bravo. But you are not here to talk to them about comedy. You are here because you need to tell them what they call themselves (It seems you have issue with them calling themselves people) And they should call themselves people because they can open a bag of airplane peanuts (So they are better with their hands than monkies). But that's not your fault, it's evolutions, and that's why you're here to talk about peanuts. But wait, apparently you're not here to talk about peanuts. You are here to talk about how "people" think that they are human, those foolish "people". Right this moment I was wondering if he was insulting himself but I was apparently wrong in that thought. You are not a person, you are a guy. So called "people" call you "Ajay" but it's not A.J and that's now how it's pronounced, It is apparently pronounced A and then JAY but then not like J and

 
 
It was at this point I developed a stroke and could not read any further    

Posted by AjayRaz
@Hero_Swe

 
 Ok, so. Here's my analasys of your text

You are adressing your friends, family and johnny bravo. But you are not here to talk to them about comedy. You are here because you need to tell them what they call themselves (It seems you have issue with them calling themselves people) And they should call themselves people because they can open a bag of airplane peanuts (So they are better with their hands than monkies). But that's not your fault, it's evolutions, and that's why you're here to talk about peanuts. But wait, apparently you're not here to talk about peanuts. You are here to talk about how "people" think that they are human, those foolish "people". Right this moment I was wondering if he was insulting himself but I was apparently wrong in that thought. You are not a person, you are a guy. So called "people" call you "Ajay" but it's not A.J and that's now how it's pronounced, It is apparently pronounced A and then JAY but then not like J and

 
 
It was at this point I developed a stroke and could not read any further    

i came back to read this blog and when i read this afterwards, i absolutely lost it. this is my favorite thing.

thank you. you are a true hero(_swe)
Posted by Hero_Swe

@AjayRaz said:

@Hero_Swe

Ok, so. Here's my analasys of your text

You are adressing your friends, family and johnny bravo. But you are not here to talk to them about comedy. You are here because you need to tell them what they call themselves (It seems you have issue with them calling themselves people) And they should call themselves people because they can open a bag of airplane peanuts (So they are better with their hands than monkies). But that's not your fault, it's evolutions, and that's why you're here to talk about peanuts. But wait, apparently you're not here to talk about peanuts. You are here to talk about how "people" think that they are human, those foolish "people". Right this moment I was wondering if he was insulting himself but I was apparently wrong in that thought. You are not a person, you are a guy. So called "people" call you "Ajay" but it's not A.J and that's now how it's pronounced, It is apparently pronounced A and then JAY but then not like J and

It was at this point I developed a stroke and could not read any further

i came back to read this blog and when i read this afterwards, i absolutely lost it. this is my favorite thing. thank you. you are a true hero(_swe)

Hahah, wow. I can hardly believe that was two years ago. I like how fast I misspelled in that text. I blame the stroke your text gave me :P