"everyone here is a dooshe bag"

hey guys! i'm here to talk about video games and stuff! finally, i know you've been all waiting for another blog from me, right?. though let me check my email first. 

okay, let's see, Best Buy, eBay, Formspring.. wait, what? 



..Jagex?  
for those who don't know, Jagex Ltd. are the dudes who created the oh-so-addictive free to play MMORPG, Runescape. just to clear things up, including trolling or being a serious dude with full Rune armor, i haven't played in about two years. why did i get an email from Jagex saying my account got suspended in April 2011? 

i used to be totally into Runescape, i got to like level 80 or some shit, played with good friends of mine, one who happens to be on this site and i had a bunch of Rune helms and swords, among all sorts of useless stuff that i always gave to lower leveled players because i was a boss like that. this was about 5-6 years ago that i quit playing Runescape because i realized that everything new was for Members only, and i didn't even want to pay for that stuff. so i stopped playing, and eventually gave my account away because i didn't want that account tied to me in any way. 

after that, i periodically went on with some dumb account name like BigPapa69 or WaterJugz2 or i don't know, something like WeedDude420 just to go around and cause trouble. it became a pass time of the group of us that used to play Runescape, which is yeah, kinda sad, but we had fun! 

like i said, i gave that account away, but here we are, years later and the account i thought i left behind came back to haunt me. check this email they sent me: 

Dear Player,

This is an automated message sent to inform you that your account has been suspended for Real World Trading. Please visit the Appeal section under Account Management to view evidence of your offence and to appeal any offence(s) that you feel were unjustified.

To view the evidence please click here: [link removed] 

Please note: Due to a recent bug in our offence system, some accounts may have received an void offence. The majority of void offences have been removed but we can not ensure that all offences have been removed. We apologize for this and urge you to visit the appeal section to appeal any unjustified offences that were received due to system errors.

Many thanks, Jagex Ltd.

Copyright © 1999 - 2011 Jagex Ltd. Jagex, RuneScape, yada yada yada.
   
i got another one too, saying i got suspended for Offensive Language. 

this is WEIRD. i gave that account away to some dude my bro knew years ago, and i get an email now saying this, IN THE YEAR 2011.  this makes me wonder what happened to my account. Real World Trading? what the hell is even going on? is it possible that my account is in some ridiculous Runescape account trade ring? i remember getting interested in Runescape again and asking the dude i gave it to if i could have the password for it, and he said he gave it away and thinking to myself WHAT IS GOING ON?

when i was on one of my retarded accounts, i added my old account. Cheeso50 was it's name. i don't know why i named it that, but i'm sure it was from some dumb in-joke TehFedro and i had at the time. anyway, i added it and.. it was online? this was like, 3 years after i gave it away and it's still active. i got everyone i could from the old group on to message this guy so we could find out who he was, but we never ended up getting a response, and Cheeso50 disappeared into the mist forever. i haven't seen him since, but then again, i don't remember adding him in anything since. 

wow, that's enough of my RuneScape history. when i got this email, i thought it was Cheeso50, and wondered why that account is still going around. at the same time, though, i wasn't sure which account it was referring to BECAUSE IT DIDN'T SPECIFY WHICH ONE IT WAS. being me, which is being curious, i decided to check out all the accounts i remember that were tied to my email address. i only remembered two, and one had three offenses. now, what's great about this is that it shows you the evidence that Jagex gathered to come to the conclusion that i broke one of their rules. 


let's see here..  

the two offensive language offensives seem fine. i mean, all i did on that account was go around and swear at people and having people walk up to me and saying "Reported." i'm curious as to what evidence they have. you can take a look at 'em if you wish. i'll probably link them at the bottom of this blog or something. now, i think i'm going to go on RuneScape and see what even happened to that character. 

*goes on runescape* 

holdonholdonholdon. WAT

so i'm a lv. 31 dude with full Steel (or iron? i didn't check) armor with a mith long sword and a badass cape. how did this even happen on an account that i used to around and troll with? not even Fedro knows. was there some sort of guy who knew my password and used it to go on and level me up? 

fuck. i'm going to go play RuneScape.

TL;DR: don't give your account away. it WILL come back to haunt you. 

(will add links after but probably not) 

27 Comments
27 Comments
Posted by AjayRaz

hey guys! i'm here to talk about video games and stuff! finally, i know you've been all waiting for another blog from me, right?. though let me check my email first. 

okay, let's see, Best Buy, eBay, Formspring.. wait, what? 



..Jagex?  
for those who don't know, Jagex Ltd. are the dudes who created the oh-so-addictive free to play MMORPG, Runescape. just to clear things up, including trolling or being a serious dude with full Rune armor, i haven't played in about two years. why did i get an email from Jagex saying my account got suspended in April 2011? 

i used to be totally into Runescape, i got to like level 80 or some shit, played with good friends of mine, one who happens to be on this site and i had a bunch of Rune helms and swords, among all sorts of useless stuff that i always gave to lower leveled players because i was a boss like that. this was about 5-6 years ago that i quit playing Runescape because i realized that everything new was for Members only, and i didn't even want to pay for that stuff. so i stopped playing, and eventually gave my account away because i didn't want that account tied to me in any way. 

after that, i periodically went on with some dumb account name like BigPapa69 or WaterJugz2 or i don't know, something like WeedDude420 just to go around and cause trouble. it became a pass time of the group of us that used to play Runescape, which is yeah, kinda sad, but we had fun! 

like i said, i gave that account away, but here we are, years later and the account i thought i left behind came back to haunt me. check this email they sent me: 

Dear Player,

This is an automated message sent to inform you that your account has been suspended for Real World Trading. Please visit the Appeal section under Account Management to view evidence of your offence and to appeal any offence(s) that you feel were unjustified.

To view the evidence please click here: [link removed] 

Please note: Due to a recent bug in our offence system, some accounts may have received an void offence. The majority of void offences have been removed but we can not ensure that all offences have been removed. We apologize for this and urge you to visit the appeal section to appeal any unjustified offences that were received due to system errors.

Many thanks, Jagex Ltd.

Copyright © 1999 - 2011 Jagex Ltd. Jagex, RuneScape, yada yada yada.
   
i got another one too, saying i got suspended for Offensive Language. 

this is WEIRD. i gave that account away to some dude my bro knew years ago, and i get an email now saying this, IN THE YEAR 2011.  this makes me wonder what happened to my account. Real World Trading? what the hell is even going on? is it possible that my account is in some ridiculous Runescape account trade ring? i remember getting interested in Runescape again and asking the dude i gave it to if i could have the password for it, and he said he gave it away and thinking to myself WHAT IS GOING ON?

when i was on one of my retarded accounts, i added my old account. Cheeso50 was it's name. i don't know why i named it that, but i'm sure it was from some dumb in-joke TehFedro and i had at the time. anyway, i added it and.. it was online? this was like, 3 years after i gave it away and it's still active. i got everyone i could from the old group on to message this guy so we could find out who he was, but we never ended up getting a response, and Cheeso50 disappeared into the mist forever. i haven't seen him since, but then again, i don't remember adding him in anything since. 

wow, that's enough of my RuneScape history. when i got this email, i thought it was Cheeso50, and wondered why that account is still going around. at the same time, though, i wasn't sure which account it was referring to BECAUSE IT DIDN'T SPECIFY WHICH ONE IT WAS. being me, which is being curious, i decided to check out all the accounts i remember that were tied to my email address. i only remembered two, and one had three offenses. now, what's great about this is that it shows you the evidence that Jagex gathered to come to the conclusion that i broke one of their rules. 


let's see here..  

the two offensive language offensives seem fine. i mean, all i did on that account was go around and swear at people and having people walk up to me and saying "Reported." i'm curious as to what evidence they have. you can take a look at 'em if you wish. i'll probably link them at the bottom of this blog or something. now, i think i'm going to go on RuneScape and see what even happened to that character. 

*goes on runescape* 

holdonholdonholdon. WAT

so i'm a lv. 31 dude with full Steel (or iron? i didn't check) armor with a mith long sword and a badass cape. how did this even happen on an account that i used to around and troll with? not even Fedro knows. was there some sort of guy who knew my password and used it to go on and level me up? 

fuck. i'm going to go play RuneScape.

TL;DR: don't give your account away. it WILL come back to haunt you. 

(will add links after but probably not) 

Posted by TehFedro

That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it.

Posted by Claude
@TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know.

Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing.
Posted by TehFedro
@Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex?
Posted by Claude
@TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex? "
I have to follow you first for a while and then sneak up on you. Ask Ajay, he knows me. I do have candy.
Posted by TehFedro
@Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex? "
I have to follow you first for a while and then sneak up on you. Ask Ajay, he knows me. I do have candy. "
You had me at candy. Well it's the last word in the sentence so I read the whole thing... You had me at I.
Posted by Claude
@TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex? "
I have to follow you first for a while and then sneak up on you. Ask Ajay, he knows me. I do have candy. "
You had me at candy. Well it's the last word in the sentence so I read the whole thing... You had me at I. "
You're as funny as Ajay. Where have you been all my life?
Posted by TehFedro
@Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex? "
I have to follow you first for a while and then sneak up on you. Ask Ajay, he knows me. I do have candy. "
You had me at candy. Well it's the last word in the sentence so I read the whole thing... You had me at I. "
You're as funny as Ajay. Where have you been all my life? "
Undercover mission, you wouldn't understand. Unless you're the person I have to kill... Naw, what are the chances of that?
Posted by ajamafalous

218 seems like way more health than people used to have. Did they change the health system or something?


Granted, the last time I played RuneScape was like 5-6 years ago.

Posted by AjayRaz
@Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex? "
I have to follow you first for a while and then sneak up on you. Ask Ajay, he knows me. I do have candy. "
yea. Claude took me by surprise and i haven't looked back on our relationship since 
Posted by TehFedro
@AjayRaz said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex? "
I have to follow you first for a while and then sneak up on you. Ask Ajay, he knows me. I do have candy. "
yea. Claude took me by surprise and i haven't looked back on our relationship since  "
Sounds sexy.
Posted by Claude
@TehFedro said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex? "
I have to follow you first for a while and then sneak up on you. Ask Ajay, he knows me. I do have candy. "
yea. Claude took me by surprise and i haven't looked back on our relationship since  "
Sounds sexy. "
Purple hair and anime. You don't want to know.
Posted by TehFedro
@Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex? "
I have to follow you first for a while and then sneak up on you. Ask Ajay, he knows me. I do have candy. "
yea. Claude took me by surprise and i haven't looked back on our relationship since  "
Sounds sexy. "
Purple hair and anime. You don't want to know. "
Oh I've been around, I know some things.
Edited by AjayRaz
@TehFedro said:

" @Claude said:

" @TehFedro said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex? "
I have to follow you first for a while and then sneak up on you. Ask Ajay, he knows me. I do have candy. "
yea. Claude took me by surprise and i haven't looked back on our relationship since  "
Sounds sexy. "
Purple hair and anime. You don't want to know. "
Oh I've been around, I know some things. "
but this is something you don't know and probably don't want to know 
Posted by TehFedro
@AjayRaz said:
" @TehFedro said:

" @Claude said:

" @TehFedro said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex? "
I have to follow you first for a while and then sneak up on you. Ask Ajay, he knows me. I do have candy. "
yea. Claude took me by surprise and i haven't looked back on our relationship since  "
Sounds sexy. "
Purple hair and anime. You don't want to know. "
Oh I've been around, I know some things. "
but this is something you don't know and probably don't want to know  "
Oh OK then. I'll just... go under my bed.
Posted by Claude
@AjayRaz said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex? "
I have to follow you first for a while and then sneak up on you. Ask Ajay, he knows me. I do have candy. "
yea. Claude took me by surprise and i haven't looked back on our relationship since  "
Sounds sexy. "
Purple hair and anime. You don't want to know. "
Oh I've been around, I know some things. "
but this is something you don't know  "
What...the epic pm shit?
Posted by Jeust
@Claude said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" @Claude said:
" @TehFedro said:
" That's 2 mentions of me in there or so, I don't think people can handle this. Aside from that, Runescape was pretty awesome back in the day. Going back on it today I kinda miss it. "
I just followed you. Just so you know. Runescape...yeah...no. Maybe it's an age thing. "
Oh alright then. Does that mean we go straight to the sex? "
I have to follow you first for a while and then sneak up on you. Ask Ajay, he knows me. I do have candy. "
yea. Claude took me by surprise and i haven't looked back on our relationship since  "
Sounds sexy. "
Purple hair and anime. You don't want to know. "
Oh I've been around, I know some things. "
but this is something you don't know  "
What...the epic pm shit? "
Sexy... ^^
Posted by Claude

I do like purple. 

exposé




Ready to play ball. No doubt.
Posted by 1337W422102

This thread is awesome.

Posted by AjayRaz
@Claude: god dammit Claude. and on that note i'm off to bed 
Posted by Claude

Liar

Posted by Daveyo520

You not capitalizing "I" annoys me.


I used to have a Runescape account but I forgot the password.
Edited by FCKSNAP

Oh hey Runescape! Everytime someone got me to play that thing they left me in that boring thing alone like jerks!

Runescape by itself is fucking boring and terrible.



Also, oh hey guys whats going on in this thread? (naked Ayane of course)



Oh holy shit Ajay you haven't blogged since almost an exact year ago.
Posted by JJWeatherman

I still don't get how this is haunting you. Just delete the email. And for the love of god, don't go play Runescape again. Christ, that game was shitty like a decade ago.

Posted by Red12b

oh fuck...runescape, 


goddamnit people still play that? that's still a thing? Christ I played the first one when it was big then the beta of the runscape 2...god that was, near 10 years ago...
Posted by Hot_Karl

Dooshebag

Posted by Dom

ahh runescape... and all my 99 dreams :(