Suck My Dick OR DIE!: Part 1

Hi, I'm AjayRaz. I play h-games that people unintentionally make me play. for reasons unknown, or known, I have decided to play Suck my Dick OR DIE! now, why the hell would I play that?  

  • The title is fucking awesome. 
  • I am a sucker for h-games. 
  • I am a pervert (aren't we all?) 
  • I needed something to blog about. 
  
among other reasons, but that's not the point. I am playing through this because someone said that someone should play it and post a review.  
 
that was my intention, but Pie suggested that I make it a parted series, because well, i assume he wanted to read on  SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content. 
  
now, let us begin. may I warn you that in the future i will post images with nudity from the game.  
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Suck my dick or DIE is a Hentai game (obviously) so it's at your own risk to read what's up ahead.  i personally found it to be disturbing, but i guess it varies from person to person. 

ATTENTION PRIVATE! no pun intended.. >.> 

The game starts off in the perspective of the lieutenant of a military force in the woods. you're stationed at a camp or something and you notice that part of your team has gone missing. you assume that they're just fucking around. you search for them and then you hear screams of a woman nearby. at this point your dude pretty much expects some woman is getting abused or something. You walk closer to the noise to find 7 (or so) of your team mates raping this chick with huge breasts and stuff. You're not really surprised so you allow them to rape them (something I wish i had a choice of ><).  
 
Around this part, the chick starts getting cock in her face and one dude is all like SUCK MY DICK BITCH and the woman bites his dick.   The dude says "YOU FUCKING BITCH!" and the girl gets all shot up in her face and stuff. While the body is being disposed of, everyone heads back to Camp.  
  

THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS REAL, i suppose. 

The next day, you're in the perspective of the typical eroge main character. you're some dude who grew up with a poor family (so you were not educated) and you end up working at some old man's mansion in a village as a servant. You're working with another girl who is also a servant. You are living with the older man, and his daughter (who is beautiful o_o).   
 
At this point, the game doesn't really get that interesting until the military (yes, the raping military) moves into your mansion to keep you safe and to "investigate" the rape that they
didn't commit AT ALL.  The other servant (who happens to be your friend) is taken prisoner by the staying military because she's supposedly a "spy". We all know that's just an excuse to rape her. You, being the hero that you are, try to stop the rape (even though you don't know it's a rape yet) but some crazy female guard whips you and knocks you out and says "if you get in our way, you won't live" or something.  
 
Later on, you tell the the old man's daughter that you heard screams from one of the rooms and you're very worried. The girl is all heroic and shit and she says that you should rescue her. You two then create some sort of diversion to get the rapists to stop and go on patrol.  
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At that point, that's where I shut off the game because I was hungry. That's where I left the game.  
 
if there is enough demand, i will continue to write about the crazy happenings in this game. I am aware that i don't remember the names of the characters at the moment, but next time (if there is one) i will clear up the character names.  
 
well, that's all I have to write for now. thank you for reading. 
 
Day One summed up in one word: BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAT  
 
oh yeah, and aurahack's background is fucking amazing. 
 

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Posted by AjayRaz

Hi, I'm AjayRaz. I play h-games that people unintentionally make me play. for reasons unknown, or known, I have decided to play Suck my Dick OR DIE! now, why the hell would I play that?  

  • The title is fucking awesome. 
  • I am a sucker for h-games. 
  • I am a pervert (aren't we all?) 
  • I needed something to blog about. 
  
among other reasons, but that's not the point. I am playing through this because someone said that someone should play it and post a review.  
 
that was my intention, but Pie suggested that I make it a parted series, because well, i assume he wanted to read on  SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content. 
  
now, let us begin. may I warn you that in the future i will post images with nudity from the game.  
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Suck my dick or DIE is a Hentai game (obviously) so it's at your own risk to read what's up ahead.  i personally found it to be disturbing, but i guess it varies from person to person. 

ATTENTION PRIVATE! no pun intended.. >.> 

The game starts off in the perspective of the lieutenant of a military force in the woods. you're stationed at a camp or something and you notice that part of your team has gone missing. you assume that they're just fucking around. you search for them and then you hear screams of a woman nearby. at this point your dude pretty much expects some woman is getting abused or something. You walk closer to the noise to find 7 (or so) of your team mates raping this chick with huge breasts and stuff. You're not really surprised so you allow them to rape them (something I wish i had a choice of ><).  
 
Around this part, the chick starts getting cock in her face and one dude is all like SUCK MY DICK BITCH and the woman bites his dick.   The dude says "YOU FUCKING BITCH!" and the girl gets all shot up in her face and stuff. While the body is being disposed of, everyone heads back to Camp.  
  

THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS REAL, i suppose. 

The next day, you're in the perspective of the typical eroge main character. you're some dude who grew up with a poor family (so you were not educated) and you end up working at some old man's mansion in a village as a servant. You're working with another girl who is also a servant. You are living with the older man, and his daughter (who is beautiful o_o).   
 
At this point, the game doesn't really get that interesting until the military (yes, the raping military) moves into your mansion to keep you safe and to "investigate" the rape that they
didn't commit AT ALL.  The other servant (who happens to be your friend) is taken prisoner by the staying military because she's supposedly a "spy". We all know that's just an excuse to rape her. You, being the hero that you are, try to stop the rape (even though you don't know it's a rape yet) but some crazy female guard whips you and knocks you out and says "if you get in our way, you won't live" or something.  
 
Later on, you tell the the old man's daughter that you heard screams from one of the rooms and you're very worried. The girl is all heroic and shit and she says that you should rescue her. You two then create some sort of diversion to get the rapists to stop and go on patrol.  
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At that point, that's where I shut off the game because I was hungry. That's where I left the game.  
 
if there is enough demand, i will continue to write about the crazy happenings in this game. I am aware that i don't remember the names of the characters at the moment, but next time (if there is one) i will clear up the character names.  
 
well, that's all I have to write for now. thank you for reading. 
 
Day One summed up in one word: BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAT  
 
oh yeah, and aurahack's background is fucking amazing. 
 

Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff

I am thinking of playing the game myself, so I will read your blog after I beat it to avoid spoilers. Glad to see you working hard though! =D

Posted by AjayRaz
@Vito_Raliffe said:
" I am thinking of playing the game myself, so I will read your blog after I beat it to avoid spoilers. Glad to see you working hard though! =D "
what have I done?!  
 
ah, go ahead and play it. it's nothing too special. it's just that the content is a bit difficult to play through. 
Posted by Semition

Huh. I thought the main character would be doing the raping instead of preventing it.

Posted by JJOR64

Sounds interesting.  Any animated cut scenes like School Days or anything like that in the game?

Posted by EpicSteve

This is totally going into "Community Content of the Week".

Posted by AjayRaz
@JJOR64 said:
" Sounds interesting.  Any animated cut scenes like School Days or anything like that in the game? "
As far as I know there are none, but i've played through very little of the game so there might. for my sake I hope not.  
 
@Semition said:
" Huh. I thought the main character would be doing the raping instead of preventing it. "
Me too. i guess that would be too violent (in the sense of Rapelay or something) 
Posted by aurahack

Ironic that "proof read" is the first thing you'd of spelt wrong, haha. And still sounds awesome. That title will forever remain as one of my favorites. That and like, Zombies Ate My Neighbors.  
 
ALSO WHERE'S THE MENTION OF MY PROFILE LIKE YOU PROMISED ME. YOU FAT LIAR.

Posted by AjayRaz
@aurahack said:
" Ironic that "proof read" is the first thing you'd of spelt wrong, haha. And still sounds awesome. That title will forever remain as one of my favorites. That and like, Zombies Ate My Neighbors.   ALSO WHERE'S THE MENTION OF MY PROFILE LIKE YOU PROMISED ME. YOU FAT LIAR. "
haha I'M SORRY I FORGOT :(! edited, and thanks for pointing out my mistake. i'm a bad speller, haha.  
 
@EpicSteve said:
" This is totally going into "Community Content of the Week". "
i highly doubt that, but it's your thread that sparked this madness. bravo, sir. you truly ARE EPIC. 
Posted by EpicSteve
@AjayRaz said:
" @aurahack said:
" Ironic that "proof read" is the first thing you'd of spelt wrong, haha. And still sounds awesome. That title will forever remain as one of my favorites. That and like, Zombies Ate My Neighbors.   ALSO WHERE'S THE MENTION OF MY PROFILE LIKE YOU PROMISED ME. YOU FAT LIAR. "
haha I'M SORRY I FORGOT :(! edited, and thanks for pointing out my mistake. i'm a bad speller, haha.  
 
@EpicSteve said:
" This is totally going into "Community Content of the Week". "
i highly doubt that, but it's your thread that sparked this madness. bravo, sir. you truly ARE EPIC.  "
Of course it will. I run the damn blog ;)
Edited by natetodamax

Shall I create a concept page titled "Raping Military"? XD

Posted by AjayRaz
@natetodamax said:
" Shall I create a concept page titled "Raping Military"? XD "
for this game (and may god help us if future), hell yes. please do.  
 
@EpicSteve: my apologies. I was thinking of Community Spotlight Redux. 
Posted by Claude

Why was your internet taken away again? Just kidding, sounds interesting. Does the gameplay suck dick?
Posted by AjayRaz
@Claude said:
" Why was your internet taken away again? Just kidding, sounds interesting. Does the gameplay suck dick? "
i see what you did there.  
 
there's barely any game play to begin with. it's pretty much like reading a novel, but with images, sound clips (hence the term, Visual Novel) and rape. 
Posted by Xeiphyer
@Vito_Raliffe said:
" I am thinking of playing the game myself, so I will read your blog after I beat it to avoid spoilers. Glad to see you working hard though! =D "
"beat it"
"hard"
 
In fact, if you remove the word 'working'.. you get: "Glad to see you are hard though! :D"
 
 
Heheh.
Posted by vidiot

Is this a fictional country/military that is depicted in the game? 
 
I know, it's an actual question :P

Posted by Yummylee

Does it have voice acting? If so, how hard...did it make you laugh?....there, theres my pun for the blog.
Posted by Sweep

This is horrifyingly fascinating.

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Posted by Shirogane

Generally, i have no problems with visual novels...however.. 
In cases where it's just a sexfest...i ain't touching that. 
And when it's also full of rape...burn that shit. Not onto a disc of course, cause that'd be illegal...
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Posted by Pie

So you play the game from different perspectives? I wonder if there are any moral decisions where you can choose to rape one of your own characters, maybe theres a scene later on when all your characters are gathered up and are about to be raped but then you all all come up with a devious plan to Rape the military. I love stroies where different characters eventually meet each other and help each other out. 
 
Do you think the guy who got himself bit is gonna be a big character? I could see him being the outcast of the military group because he cant join in on the rapes anymore and then even possibly assisting your characters somehow?

Posted by AjayRaz
@Abyssfull said:
"
Does it have voice acting? If so, how hard...did it make you laugh?....there, theres my pun for the blog. "
only from the female characters, but it's in Japanese so i couldn't tell. the rape screams are believable i'd say.  
 
@vidiot said:
" Is this a fictional country/military that is depicted in the game?   I know, it's an actual question :P "
probably. i wasn't paying much attention during the first part of the game. all i know is that you're in some village in, i'm assuming japan.  
 
@Pie said:
" So you play the game from different perspectives? I wonder if there are any moral decisions where you can choose to rape one of your own characters, maybe theres a scene later on when all your characters are gathered up and are about to be raped but then you all all come up with a devious plan to Rape the military. I love stroies where different characters eventually meet each other and help each other out. 
 
Do you think the guy who got himself bit is gonna be a big character? I could see him being the outcast of the military group because he cant join in on the rapes anymore and then even possibly assisting your characters somehow? "
as far as i know the game will be played through different perspectives, but my impression is that the first part was only for the prologue. i'm predicting there will be a scene where all the female characters are in some crazed rape gangbang (that's what i'm getting from the game's boxart).  
Posted by eroticfishcake

Do a "Let's Play" of this visual novel with live commentary.

Posted by Godwind

Play maor plz.

Posted by AjayRaz
@eroticfishcake said:
" Do a "Let's Play" of this visual novel with live commentary. "
i'd rather not. it's a hentai game and it contains tons of nudity and mature content, so i'll stick with the blogging. 
Posted by eroticfishcake
@AjayRaz: And that's EXACTLY why you should! (I was being sarcastic mind you. :P)
 
Actually...how old are you again?...
Posted by AjayRaz
@eroticfishcake said:
 Actually...how old are you again?... "
that's.. not important >.> 
Posted by eroticfishcake
@AjayRaz: ...
 
Regardless, I would like to see more of this game through your perspective. Should be interesting, no?
Posted by AjayRaz
@eroticfishcake said:
" @AjayRaz: ...  Regardless, I would like to see more of this game through your perspective. Should be interesting, no? "
thank you for the feedback, good sir :). i'm awaiting a bit more feedback before i decide to write more. 
Posted by eroticfishcake
@AjayRaz: You're writing about a h-game in which a cliched protagonists who tries to prevent a rape against an army of rapers. All of this through a teenager who likes bikini clad babes. What's isn't interesting there?
Posted by AjayRaz
@eroticfishcake said:
" @AjayRaz: You're writing about a h-game in which a cliched protagonists who tries to prevent a rape against an army of rapers. All of this through a teenager who likes bikini clad babes. What's isn't interesting there? "
you make a strong point. i was sure to write more, but i want to see if people will actually read it, rather than comment on the game's name 
Posted by FluxWaveZ
@eroticfishcake said:
" Do a "Let's Play" of this visual novel with live commentary. "
I concur, heh.
 
I wouldn't mind reading a little more about it.
Posted by eroticfishcake
@FluxWaveZ said:
" @eroticfishcake said:
" Do a "Let's Play" of this visual novel with live commentary. "
I concur, heh.  I wouldn't mind reading a little more about it. "
Actually, turn off the audio and impersonate all the characters in the game along with live commentary. Yes! Even the women!
Posted by AjayRaz
@eroticfishcake said:
" @FluxWaveZ said:
" @eroticfishcake said:
" Do a "Let's Play" of this visual novel with live commentary. "
I concur, heh.  I wouldn't mind reading a little more about it. "
Actually, turn off the audio and impersonate all the characters in the game along with live commentary. Yes! Even the women! "
dude yes. my impressions are probably the best impressions of all time.  
 
nah, they're decent. just can't be bothered to censor all the adult material. 
Posted by Pie

More now please, I wonder If Drew is reading this blog......

Posted by AjayRaz
@Pie said:
" More now please, I wonder If Drew is reading this blog...... "
Drew is amazing. I would die if he read my blog 
Posted by Pie
@AjayRaz said:
" @Pie said:
" More now please, I wonder If Drew is reading this blog...... "
Drew is amazing. I would die if he read my blog  "
Your probably his guilty pleasure  
Posted by MetalGearSunny

I'm not even going to read the garbage. 

Edited by AjayRaz
@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

" I'm not even going to read the garbage.  "

no need to disrespect my writing without even reading it. 
Posted by MetalGearSunny
@AjayRaz: mkay
Posted by Rinkalicous

I cannot commend you enough for being brave enough to play this for us. Truly, you are a hero of our time. 
 
Do more.

Posted by AjayRaz
@Rinkalicous said:
" I cannot commend you enough for being brave enough to play this for us. Truly, you are a hero of our time.  Do more. "
blog will be up in a bit. thank you for the support :). 
Posted by Breadfan

What is this? Oh God!

Posted by AjayRaz
@Br3adfan said:
" What is this? Oh God! "
i'm sorry man. someone had to do it and I stepped up to the job. i understand if you never want to speak to me again. 
Posted by natetodamax
@Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
" I'm not even going to read the garbage.  "
Nice useless post. Now GTFO and take your fail with you.
Posted by nrain

More Please xD

Posted by AestheticSynthesis

From what I read no matter what you do someone is going to get raped.

Posted by AjayRaz
@AestheticSynthesis said:
" From what I read no matter what you do someone is going to get raped. "
that was the beginning. the choices that you later on (like in my later blog) i suppose do make an impact on whether someone gets raped or not. 
Posted by insouciant

This game totally flew under the radar.  Giant Bomb, what happened?  lol

Posted by Capum15

So I read the blog, then started reading the comments, then had dinner, then finished the comments...
 
I probably would've found it funny if I was more awake.
 
But, in my tired state, I found it god damn hilarious. Not the rape, just to be clear, but how you worded stuff + the comments.
 
I would totally read part 2.
 
Everything's so much more funny when you're tired.

Posted by AjayRaz
@Capum15 said:
" So I read the blog, then started reading the comments, then had dinner, then finished the comments...  I probably would've found it funny if I was more awake.  But, in my tired state, I found it god damn hilarious. Not the rape, just to be clear, but how you worded stuff + the comments.  I would totally read part 2.  Everything's so much more funny when you're tired. "
thanks you :). i'm glad you like my wacky writing! i do get complemented about my wording sometimes.
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