AkumaX's forum posts

#1 Posted by AkumaX (248 posts) -

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#2 Posted by AkumaX (248 posts) -

He's clearly lost his fucking mind.

#3 Posted by AkumaX (248 posts) -

Looks a bit Shenmue esque to me, I love that game.

I'd definitely be interested in Bob's Game if it got published.

#4 Posted by AkumaX (248 posts) -

1/10, some weird black and red arm dude?

#5 Edited by AkumaX (248 posts) -

Lightning Bolt anyone? Abrasive noise, gives me headaches and makes me want to puke, but it also makes me want to dance and has a very addictive quality, so I listen to them. Just got their third album, Hypermagic Mountain, and it's awesome.
Lightning Bolt's Myspace

#6 Posted by AkumaX (248 posts) -
Vinchenzo said:
"Descriptive sentences are pretty much required to me, the more they talk about the more it help decides if I want the game. Are IGN's reviews not longer? They usually have 2 pages, but are split up by pictures, ads, and a larger side-bar so I am not sure. To be honest, I haven't been reading reviews lately as much as I am akin to watching video reviews. Jeff, unlike many other reviewers, seems to fill in the bulk of his review with real "meat" to the review, rather than filler."
That's why I don't read IGN ;D

But I sort of see it the opposite way to you I suppose. It feels as though the reviews here are composed of 60% throwaway background and 40% editorial. However if it works for the majority of people then they should stick to it.

That format definitely works better for the video reviews though, where describing something is less time consuming and can be afforded more space.
#7 Posted by AkumaX (248 posts) -

I love this site, I really love those guys (and would date them if I was a girl), but I sometimes struggle to read the staff's reviews. They're very well written, each of the four has a distinct and engaging style and I don't want to come off as if I'm hating on Giant Bomb in any way, but the reviews are all so damned long that I simply stop reading halfway through. I can read a fifteen page article on the objectification of females in gaming on Gamasutra or whatever, but sometimes I feel the GB reviews are just far too long and wandering to properly read.

I hate internet users with short attention spans as much as the next man, but honestly can't blame someone for starting to avoid reading the game reviews on here. Jeff's Fallout 3 review was over 2,000 words. That's insanity! Half the reason is the in depth descriptions, which would be understandable were it a magazine where inserts of info could be used, but the game has a damned wiki page right next to it, why do we need this level of detail? It adds virtually nothing to the appraisal of the game, something which, when I'm writing a review, do my best to avoid. Alright, point out negatives with the game if you want, but don't give us an enormous and irrelevant history lesson that, if we're reading this site, shouldn't need to be given. A good example is the SSFIITHDR review, when in the second paragraph he rattles on:

"HD Remix is, as the name implies, an updated version of Super Street Fighter II Turbo. Super Turbo was the last in the Street Fighter II line, and it's a game that built upon (and repaired) a lot of the changes made in the previous game, Super Street Fighter II. Super and Super Turbo essentially rebuilt the Street Fighter II experience with new moves, new characters, and newer, more powerful hardware underneath the hood. Some of the changes were positive, but there was definitely a downside, too. A new announcer and a lot of new character voices appeared here, and some of them were downright awful. Also, the CPU opponent got way more difficult, to the point where you could only really enjoy the game if you were playing with a similarly skilled human opponent. On top of all that, the Street Fighter II series had already been around for three years by the time Super Turbo was released. I don't know what you were doing in 1994, but I was sort of done with Street Fighter II and getting into other fighting games, so I never really gave Super Turbo much thought."

Even Jeff himself recognises this, and backtracks with: "OK, that's probably a bit more history than you actually require." This would be fine were it an isolated case, but it appears in most reviews on the site. Now, I'm not trying to say I'm a better writer than the GB guys - they're superb blokes and have done a mark up job on this website, which is probably my number one resource for gaming stuff at the moment - I just can't abide the way they review games here. It's more of a pet peeve to be honest, I know a lot of you will like that specific way of reviewing and I realise this post will get negged into oblivion, but that's just my two pennies. If you're going to reply, please make it constructive and don't just call me a super douche without thinking about it. I also acknowledge the point of "GTFO if you don't like it"/"don't read the reviews then", so don't waste your breath. Cheers if you made it this far into my hypocritically overlong post ;)

[Congrats J-Man, R-Dog, B-Rad and... Vinny on your excellent website, I love you all very much, so please don't take this as an insult if you see this.]

#8 Posted by AkumaX (248 posts) -

Hopefully Pumpkin Beach will be able to continue work on Timesplitters 4, it was my most anticipated game despite knowing next to nothing about it. If worst comes to worst they could self publish on XBLA or PSN (not on Wii judging by the leaked character models). Shame, I loved Free Radical.

#9 Posted by AkumaX (248 posts) -

Post more Brad, I like reading your posts then imagining your bassy voice speaking them in my ear.

Eh...

#10 Posted by AkumaX (248 posts) -

I like GamesRadar, but it's very immature sometimes. The podcast is the same, interesting content with almost zero consideration or moderation, but funny and enjoyable. They just don't give a shit, simple as.