I just want to be able to log onto the internet and not be told I'm a misogynistic bastard because I enjoy saving the princess in distress, and have to endure every politically correct media-representative saying "Not that it's wrong to like X/Y" whenever they mention a relationship in a video game, as if its politically incorrect to want to be sexually attracted to a woman as a male (or vice versa).
Where's my elitist support party that villainizes everyone that doesn't think like me?
You're missing the point. There will always be games where you rescue the princess and no-one is saying they should be eradicated or it's wrong to play them. The issue is there are far, far, fewer games where you rescue the prince, and this imbalance should be addressed.
Your elitist support party already exists - depending on the strength of your convictions it's probably the Republican party or the Westboro Baptist Church.