Alfie_Parker

@Alfie_Parker said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

@Alfie_Parker said:

@NegativeCero said:

@ModerateViolence

@Alfie_Parker said:

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

If they had kids, this would have been a great time for a "You can't see me!" joke. Alas, missed opportunities. Also lol at the idea this would somehow make him worse in the ring; they could chop both his legs off and he'd still be exactly the same. Finally, I like how everyone assumes this is her fault. He could well be the one out dicking every groupie he sees.

Things like divorce are very stressful, there's no telling how this will effect him mentally. And of course it's her fault. He's the one who filed for divorce and he's the one with the money that she's trying to take.

Being a fan of somebody shouldn't make you blind to the possibility they might also be in the wrong dude.

Exactly. What makes you so confident? It takes two to end a marriage.

This woman is trying to ruin him and take things that she doesn't deserve. A prenup was already signed, yet she sought the lawyer that got Hogan's wife a ton of money, so she's doing this out of selfish desires. If Cena was really such an asshole to her it would make logical sense to move on and stay away from him. Maybe more info will come out later, but so far it doesn't seem like Cena abused her or anything. And even if Cena cheated, it's not a federal crime and doesn't entitle her to any of his money.

Ok Mr Forever Alone.

I actually have a girlfriend, who also thinks Cena's wife is being a total bitch, btw.

Your girlfriend must love your misogynist ways bro. HIGH FIVE!

@Alfie_Parker said:

@Little_Socrates said:

@Alfie_Parker said:

Seems like if you're a rich guy or someone famous you're always going to get a girl trying to take away all your money.

You are a sexist piece of shit.

What the hell? Noticing that a ton of women abuse the biased court system in order to fulfill their personal vendettas is sexist now? I never said ALL women do this, but ignoring the fact that lots of women do so is just asinine.

And to make it an issue of gender rather than an issue of the problems with marriage and the problems of the court system is inherently sexist. This happens to women, too. Kim Kardashian's in the middle of a lengthy divorce, Britney Spears has been through several, and the number of female celebrities put in this situation could go on and on. This isn't an issue of gender, that's a sexist thing to say, and I derive that you're a piece of shit from your defense of your sexism. I'm just letting you know. I'm out.

@Alfie_Parker said:

@NegativeCero said:

@ModerateViolence

@Alfie_Parker said:

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

If they had kids, this would have been a great time for a "You can't see me!" joke. Alas, missed opportunities. Also lol at the idea this would somehow make him worse in the ring; they could chop both his legs off and he'd still be exactly the same. Finally, I like how everyone assumes this is her fault. He could well be the one out dicking every groupie he sees.

Things like divorce are very stressful, there's no telling how this will effect him mentally. And of course it's her fault. He's the one who filed for divorce and he's the one with the money that she's trying to take.

Being a fan of somebody shouldn't make you blind to the possibility they might also be in the wrong dude.

Exactly. What makes you so confident? It takes two to end a marriage.

This woman is trying to ruin him and take things that she doesn't deserve. A prenup was already signed, yet she sought the lawyer that got Hogan's wife a ton of money, so she's doing this out of selfish desires. If Cena was really such an asshole to her it would make logical sense to move on and stay away from him. Maybe more info will come out later, but so far it doesn't seem like Cena abused her or anything. And even if Cena cheated, it's not a federal crime and doesn't entitle her to any of his money.

Ok Mr Forever Alone.

@Alfie_Parker said:

Seems like if you're a rich guy or someone famous you're always going to get a girl trying to take away all your money.

You are a sexist piece of shit.

@ModerateViolence

@Alfie_Parker said:

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

If they had kids, this would have been a great time for a "You can't see me!" joke. Alas, missed opportunities. Also lol at the idea this would somehow make him worse in the ring; they could chop both his legs off and he'd still be exactly the same. Finally, I like how everyone assumes this is her fault. He could well be the one out dicking every groupie he sees.

Things like divorce are very stressful, there's no telling how this will effect him mentally. And of course it's her fault. He's the one who filed for divorce and he's the one with the money that she's trying to take.

Being a fan of somebody shouldn't make you blind to the possibility they might also be in the wrong dude.

Exactly. What makes you so confident? It takes two to end a marriage.

If they had kids, this would have been a great time for a "You can't see me!" joke. Alas, missed opportunities. Also lol at the idea this would somehow make him worse in the ring; they could chop both his legs off and he'd still be exactly the same. Finally, I like how everyone assumes this is her fault. He could well be the one out dicking every groupie he sees.

Man, this sucks. Seems like if you're a rich guy or someone famous you're always going to get a girl trying to take away all your money. Linda Hogan took 70% of Hulk Hogan's assets, even though she didn't deserve a dime, and now Cena's wife thinks she's entitled to his stuff even though they already signed a prenuptual agreement.  I hope this doesn't affect him in the ring. 
 
Tampa resident and WWE superstar John Cena has filed for divorce from his high school sweetheart and wife of only 3 years, Liz Huberdeau, saying the marriage is "irretrevably broken." The soon-to-be-ex-Mrs.Cena has armed herself with powerful Miami attorney Raymond Rafool, best known for going head to head with Hulk Hogan in his nasty divorce battle against ex-wife Linda. In that case, Rafool allegedly took Hogan for 70% of his assets. Huberdeau hopes for something similar, but it's not going to be easy. Cena, worth over $18 million, has a 2009 prenup that is said to include the ability to take back all gifts and presents.

That stipulation has forced the soon-to-be-ex to hire Rafool, who told us "Although it is indeed unfortunate that John Cena decided to divorce his high school sweetheart Liz Cena; particularly, after they have come so far in their lives and in his career together, Liz will and really has no choice but to pursue all of her rights and entitlements. Although Mr. Cena pushes a prenuptial agreement and that the parties have only been married for approximately 3 years, Liz Cena has always supported John Cena, even when no one else did, and stood behind him and pushed him forward to achieve their goals for the last 14 years. Sadly, divorce is not the way Liz thought her perfect love story would end."

Another insider warns that this isn't going to be pretty, saying "This is going to dwarf the Hogan divorce in nastiness." Yikes.

http://blogs.herald.com/scene_in_the_tropics/2012/05/wwe-superstar-jon-cena-files-for-divorce-wife-hires-miami-attorney.html

I have her nude pics still up on photobucket.

When I first started playing Metal Gear Online I got pissed because I never could figure out why I was getting killed in two seconds whereas people I shot a bunch of times seemed to be invincible. One day I picked up my nearby paperweight and chucked it in a random direction ... went through our cheap drywall and I had to patch it up.

I found this article the other day and thought I'd share it with you here at Giantbomb because I found it pretty interesting. It's funny because people generally get the impression that men with deeper, baritone voices are more manly than men with naturally high pitched voices. With that, people tie in the more "manly" sounding men as having greater male virility than the less masculine sounding men. But this study actually says the opposite is true!  
 
"Evolutionary psychologists argue that when we find certain traits sexually attractive in others it may be because they signal reproductive fitness.  It goes something like this: People who have been sexually attracted to traits that tell the “truth” about genetic superiority have been more likely to choose mates with superior genetics and, therefore, have been more likely to produce healthy offspring that live to an age where they, in turn, can reproduce themselves.  Accordingly, nature has selected for individuals attracted to people who display signs of genetic excellence. 

A new study by Leigh Simmons, Marianne Peters, and Gillian Rhodes — offers another tantalizing piece of information regarding the relationship between attractiveness and reproductive fitness. Pre-existing research shows that men with lower voices are judged more sexually attractive, so the authors decided to measure one indicator of their reproductive fitness, sperm count.

The results? Voice attractiveness is related  to sperm count, but in the opposite direction expected.  Men with higher voices, in fact, have higher sperm concentration, not lower.

I used to work out a lot. Got up to benching 275 lbs in high school. Then often times people would randomly make remarks that I was compensating for being a short guy (I'm 5'5) by weightlifting. So it was like, what's the use in bodybuilding if people don't give you the same respect as an average height or taller guy who weightlifts?
 
So then I stopped and got on the ice cream and ham diet. Can't say I'm treated any different.