Games I've Played Where I Had to Scrounge For Stuff in Bathrooms

I've started noticing a theme in my game playing...

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  1. Fallout 3

  I get the medpacks I guess, but why bobby pins in the men's room?

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  2. BioShock

  Excuse me, I'd like to report some water on the floor.

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  3. Shadow Complex

  I used my "foam gun", if you know what I mean.

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  4. Dead Space

  Man, it stinks in here. Oh, Necromorphs. Right.

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  5. Batman: Arkham Asylum

  I found where The Riddler hid his number two trophy.

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  6. Borderlands

  He's got 9-Toes, 3-Balls, and indoor plumbing full of loot.

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  7. Left 4 Dead 2

  Number 2. Get it? Number TWO. Ha ha!

  Anyway, stock cars can only be driven after being filled with 13 gallons of fuel. Little known fact.

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  8. BioShock 2

  Someone left some serious Phosphorus Buck in here.

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  9. Red Dead Redemption

  Out house not as nice as in house.

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  10. Alan Wake

  Went in looking for AA's, came out with some D's if you know what I'm sayin'.

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  11. Deadly Premonition

  That's the second worst blood filled toilet I've seen this week.

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  12. Singularity

  You don't buy vodka, you just rent it.

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  13. Dead Rising 2

  The dress is fetching, but I think I'll go back to the motorcycle jacket and this showerhead.

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  14. Fallout: New Vegas

  Toilet. Toilet never changes.

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  15. Dead Space 2

  "Look honey, the bathroom is big enough for me AND a hideous monster with big stabby arms. I'm so glad we moved to Titan Station." (They kiss)

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  16. L.A. Noire

  Detective Phelps got the shot in the can.

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  17. Duke Nukem Forever

  I've found a lot of different things in bathrooms since I started this list, but never shit like this.

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  18. Gears of War 3

  Dream sequence scrounging totally counts. I kind of wish Gears 3 had a Duke Nukem style peeing mini-game where you could mess up the active reload. No I don't. Yes I do. No I don't.

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  19. Dead Island

  The toilet isn't the only thing with analog controls in here.

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  20. Mass Effect 3

  The triangular, three headed shower area in the Normandy bathroom is good for only one thing: Sexy time. The Captain is In.

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  21. Syndicate

  I have seen the future of bathrooms, and it is lens flares.

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  22. Borderlands 2

  If you find yourself dropping mad purps in the outhouse like these bandits do, see a doctor. A *licensed* doctor.

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  23. BioShock Infinite

  When I told the doctor I needed more vigor in the bedroom I didn't expect to shoot out crows. Prom is ruined!

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  24. Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel!

  At this point in the series an opening boss with a toilet is tradition. Don't mess with it. Tradition, that is, the toilet is already a mess.

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  25. The Outer Worlds

  It's not the best choice, it's a low metal squatty potty.