Alphazero
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Left, Right, Back, Back, Shoot, Shoot, Shoot (IPHN)
B.J.  Blazkowicz, the protagonist of all things Wolfenstein, has a tough life. Single handedly taking on entire Nazi army can leave him looking pretty beat up, at least until he eats a chicken dinner and is instantly cured.  This iPhone version of the Escape from Castle Wolfenstein story changes the ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on Nov. 8, 2009
'Splosion Man (Secretly) Hates You (XBLM)
Doesn't Say Mean Things To Your Face  I had a bad experience with Mega Man 9. I loved Mega Man when I was a kid, but in the intervening years I've gone soft. I don't have the free time I once did, and it seems I've become more emotionally vulnerable. ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on Aug. 11, 2009
Casual Effect: Casual (IPHN)
Mass Effect contains a deep, expansive world full of intrigue, danger, and dialogue trees. It pretty much defines the "RPG Shooter" sub-genre, and is good for dozens upon dozens of hours of sci-fi adventure fun. This iPhone based prequel to Mass Effect's upcoming sequel has subtle hints of many of ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on July 20, 2009
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
I Hate You Mega Man (XBLM)
JerkMega Man 9 hates you, and isn't afraid to let you know. Here's news for you Mega Man 9. I hate you back. Please let me have one more E-Tank.It's just as hard as everyone says. Most games of the Mega Man 2 era require memorization, but this game, ostentiably ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on June 14, 2009
0 out of 1 found this review helpful.
Three Pronged Attack ()
Penny Arcade Adventures on the Rain Slicked Precipice of Darkness Episode 2. The name alone almost fills out the minimum word requirements for a review. Gabe and Tycho return to their steam-punkish, magic filled city of New Arcadia and evil is once again afoot. The comedy is foul mouthed, and ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on March 18, 2009
Dead Space First Place *SPOILERS* (X360)
Necromorphs. I *hate* those guys.The boss battles look amazing, that much is certain. Fighting the hivemind as it reared it's ugly... head?... a dozen stories into the air while an enormous chunk of the planet burned its way through the atmosphere above made me grin. "Awesome," I said to myself. ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on March 16, 2009
Political Fallout (X360)
Fallout 3 is big. Really big. You might think it's a long way to the corner store, but that's peanuts to Fallout. There is much to love in Fallout. The world is big. The density of content is astounding. While it is a wasteland you travel through, you can't go ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on Jan. 1, 2009
Baldr's Floating Gate (X360)
I bought Too Human for a few reasons. First, there was the game's fearless leader, Dennis Dyack, and his multiple  forum based shenanigans. I found the whole thing endlessly entertaining and want to do my part to support outlandish behavior in the people who make games. Second, I'm a big ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on Nov. 5, 2008
Size Matters (X360)
You know, the King of All Cosmos is kind of a dick. He berates you, The Prince, for a few minutes before dropping you off without warning in the most cluttered Japanese restaurant you've ever seen in your life, forces you to roll up all of the knick-knacks scattered about ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on July 21, 2008
Death from Above (X360)
The rumors are true. Assassins Creed does indeed get a bit repetitive in its core gameplay mechanics. Before each of the nine major assassinations that Altair is required to perform you must:1) Climb to several high points in the city, and hit a button that forces you to look around ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on July 21, 2008
Roll for Initiative (XBLM)
I can't stand Tycho's writing. He's the literary half of Penny Arcade's Gabe and Tycho team. When it's just him and a block of text I can count on being irritated at least twice, annoyed once, and left with a general feeling that he could have said it all in ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on July 21, 2008
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
Bioshocked (X360)
The failed underwater utopia of  Rapture is the real star of this shooter. The world is beautiful, even after its downfall. As you shoot, zap, freeze, burn, tornado, and bee your way through the leaking hallways and ruined pleasure parks you start to piece together what must have happened. It's ...
Reviewed by Alphazero on July 21, 2008