Appreciate all the responses guys, especially the "stop being an idiot and man up"-esque posts. You guys are all really helpful, and true, texting is the worst way to communicate that we have in today's world. I just gotta calm down, and having a multitude of voices telling me to stop being an idiot will help me to realize this lol.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
EDIT: Unless you're from outside the USA... heathens.