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OH U GUYS

Hope you have fun and hang out on these forums more than I do. People have good opinions on video games around here. 

As long as it's game-related it's fine.

" This might be the gayest topic created on giantbomb.com so far.  "

"  In order to giantbomb successfully you'll need Understanding of the obscure pop-culture references, Knowledge of our strange meme ways, Courage to face the unrelenting tide of surstromming fish, and Diligence to persevere against Vinny's tirade of foul language and racism. "

welcome.

Welcome to the site!

God dammit Biff.

" @BiffMcBlumpkin: Sweet jesus, did you draw that in MS Paint? "

Yo! Welcome!

Welcome! (Don't forget to take off your shoes before you come in, we just cleaned the carpets)

This website is compatible with the Contra code. Just thought I'd let you know that.

" @Skytyl

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I would suggest using your writing skills on the Wiki and writing more reviews!

Welcome to the site sir. Vidja gaemz!

Hey! Welcome to GiantBomb. Already looks like you're going to be a  good contributor. =] Enjoy the site and be sure to tune into all thingsGB!

Welcome to Giant Bomb. Hope you hang around.

" @ZeForgotten said:

" @edinxbox@live.nl said:

" This might be the gayest topic created on giantbomb.com so far.  Really? Your telling him to look at the wiki page and help page and shit? Im pretty sure he knows how a website works its not like giantbomb has some special thing to it. Just watch the quicklooks and get to know the writers,  and you can say fuck here without getting banned thats all you need to know. "

Oh god, never seen you before but I so hope that the email you use as a nickname is actually being used by someone. My day is saved, now to find good sites to post random emails at for spambots to pick up :D "

Dude thats fucking giantbombs fault, my account was banned and they forgot about it for 6 months and when i got it back its all fucked up i actually have like 500 posts here. "

Always remember to keep your seat in the upright position, seat belts buckled, and tray tables up during take off.  
 
Thank you for choosing Giant Bomb.

welcome duder, start listening to podcast and videos. good blog on this, it's not spam. dont' be a fag and put blogs where they aren't suppose to be. like saying how *insert game here* is an awesome game in off topic. don't put a blog that is just one sentence blogs. pretty much it and this is a nice laid back place.

Oh...wow...that image sure is.....something.

Welcome to the warzone Private OP.

Oi, newcomer!

Welcome. You won't regret it. GiantBomb has top notch reviews, stellar podcast, amazing video features, amazing staff and users. As you may noticed GiantBomb is a wiki as well, so you can contribute in pretty much every way. Feel free to ask any questions and doubts you may have. I suggest also to take a look at other Whiskey Media websites. We're all a big family. And if you enjoy what you see, why not become a subscriber? ;)
 
Enjoy your time here with us. 
 
And ha . . . hey, Quests. They're awesome.

I hate it when people respond to the "I'm new" threads with read the rules and shit.  Like anyone actually reads them.

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Sometimes things going nasty in a welcoming thread is a good thing! gives the new guys a chance to see what they need to avoid 'Being a raymayne' etc.  
(coincidentally i support the coinage of that phrase) 
 
And yeah it might seem dumb to hand hold him through all the content of the site, but hey its a big site with a lot to see , a lot to do, and a lot of ways to contribute!  
It's why we are all here. 
 
Welcome to the site duder, and feel free to ask anyone for any help or any questions you may have! 
 Go review some more games! read other peoples reviews! Dig out your game collection and look for missing entries in games and concept databases!  
or Just make a big list containing Characters with big breasts 
 
Either way, enjoy yourself! spread into the forums get some commentary up and have fun! 

People are already fighting!?!? This went so bad so fast :(

" @edinxbox@live.nl said:

" This might be the gayest topic created on giantbomb.com so far.  Really? Your telling him to look at the wiki page and help page and shit? Im pretty sure he knows how a website works its not like giantbomb has some special thing to it. Just watch the quicklooks and get to know the writers,  and you can say fuck here without getting banned thats all you need to know. "

Oh god, never seen you before but I so hope that the email you use as a nickname is actually being used by someone. My day is saved, now to find good sites to post random emails at for spambots to pick up :D "

Welcome to the site.
 
Good luck, have batman.

" @Raymayne said:

" *Incessantly irritating comment patronising OP about the fun of following forum rules and watching 'Help' videos designed by idiots, for idiots, followed by an equally annoying and soulless greeting along the lines of "Welcome to the site, buddy! It's super duper to have you here!"* "

If you think that the guys who work on the site and the engineers are "idiots" then why do you visit? "

" This might be the gayest topic created on giantbomb.com so far.  Really? Your telling him to look at the wiki page and help page and shit? Im pretty sure he knows how a website works its not like giantbomb has some special thing to it. Just watch the quicklooks and get to know the writers,  and you can say fuck here without getting banned thats all you need to know. "

This might be the gayest topic created on giantbomb.com so far. 
 
Really? Your telling him to look at the wiki page and help page and shit? Im pretty sure he knows how a website works its not like giantbomb has some special thing to it. 
Just watch the quicklooks and get to know the writers,  and you can say fuck here without getting banned thats all you need to know.

" *Incessantly irritating comment patronising OP about the fun of following forum rules and watching 'Help' videos designed by idiots, for idiots, followed by an equally annoying and soulless greeting along the lines of "Welcome to the site, buddy! It's super duper to have you here!"* "

Welcome, buddy. 
Don't be a Raymayne

Welcome to Giantbomb!

Welcome to Giant Bomb! Great review, I really like your writing style. It's quite humourous. If you're looking to spend some time getting to know how to use the site, allow me to direct you to the Quest feature.  
 
Also give our charmingly garrulous podcast a go.  
 
On Thursday's Giant Bomb hosts a community game night featuring the latest and hottest games. It's called TNT (Thursday Night Throwdown) and you can always expect shenanigans. Here's the user created archive of TNT videos of the past. Enjoy!

 In order to giantbomb successfully you'll need Understanding of the obscure pop-culture references, Knowledge of our strange meme ways, Courage to face the unrelenting tide of surstromming fish, and Diligence to persevere against Vinny's tirade of foul language.

" Welcome.   If you want to contribute check out your favourite games wikis and try to improve them, or get involved in some discussions on the site.  My main advice is dont be a dick, and dont spam youtube.  hope to see you around. "