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ArbitraryWater

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TOP 10 VIDEO GAMES THAT ARE ALSO VIDEO GAMES SEXY BIKINI MOMENTS

In which is chronicled the most video game. REMEMBER TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AND DISABLE ADBLOCK OR YOU CAN DIE IN A FIRE.

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  • They were like "Yo dats sexist" but I was all like "Watch this lady arrow those guys." 10/10

  • Yo man it's like a popular TV series based on books, but who reads books, amirite? I was all like these Lannisters are the straightest dope, but then I was like O no red wedding.

  • This one is set in AMERICA, which means you can STAB them Redcoats. I didn't actually play much because I was sooooo wasted, but my roommate says it's pretty good.

  • They told me "Yo man you can do ANYTHING" and they were right! I totes shot fire at a guy and there are vikings and that's cool!

  • Me and my bros played so much COD that we failed Sociology. Who needs that when you can noscope headshot 720 all day every day?

  • I KNOW YOU WERE MISSING THE HOT BIKINI LADIES SO THIS GAME GIVES YOU ALL OF DEM TITTIES. Why do they bounce like that? WHO CARES.

  • They told me it was liek a game wher I could sneak and stab guys, but I was all like "Where do I go?". DO NOT PLAY.

  • THIS GAME IS A LIE. They told me it was better than the show but it's NOT. Why can't I shoot a BILLION zombies?

  • THIS IS THE REAL WALKING DEAD GAME BECAUSE IT HAS DARRYL IN IT.

  • Art.

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Absolutely brilliant!

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We all know DOAs titties are actually very warm pudding on the inside.

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My theory for why breasts behave the way they do in Dead or Alive is that the Dead or Alive games are set in a universe where people aren't solid, they are liquid. Or liquidish, anyway.

But I ain't no scientist so don't quote me on that.

I've theorized that breasts in DOA are actually sacs that hold liquid for times of drought, similar to that of a camel's hump.

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My theory for why breasts behave the way they do in Dead or Alive is that the Dead or Alive games are set in a universe where people aren't solid, they are liquid. Or liquidish, anyway.

But I ain't no scientist so don't quote me on that.

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I don't know what's happening anymore.

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This is going in my porn stash.

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i thoroughly enjoyed it.

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Edited By ArbitraryWater

This is all part of a throwaway joke in my blog that's going up later today. Don't think that I've gone insane on y'all.

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Well I had a good laugh.