35 Comments
Posted by Artie

Scale 1 to 10.

1 Being Matrix Revolutions (Terrible)
10 being Kurt Russell.

My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
Posted by HazBazz

'More' badass

Posted by Dudacles

Whoa. Where did you get that?

Posted by LordAndrew

Over 9000

Posted by Player1

11. Chuck Norris. 

lol at the caption...I was about to be like Impulse buy much?
Posted by BraindeadRacr

7. I don't think there's no snappy insults for a big, long gun... Atleast, within proper censorship.

Posted by GamerGeek360

I'm pretty sure these two letters can sum things up: BA.

Posted by ieatlions

-1 . your holding a plastic gun and thinking its cool

Posted by Agent_Lost
ieatlions said:
"-1 . your holding a plastic gun and thinking its cool"
yep, if it was all metal then were taking.
Posted by HistoryInRust

Matrix Revolutions is definitely better than this.

Posted by Tru3_Blu3

That thing must be heavy. And trust me, I know.

Posted by Black_Raven

I'll take Matrix Revolution thank you.

Posted by Evans

Would look 1000000X more badass with darker metal, no lame spray-on blood, and a releaseable magazine.

Posted by GioVANNI

11 for Chuck Norris.

Posted by bjorno

This should be in the GEARS OF WAR forum, not the GEARS OF WAR 2 forum because this is the GEARS OF WAR (1) version of the Lancer.
Gears 2 lancer has longer barrel and the teeth don't extent past the tip and up.

Posted by Unreal_dro

Toooo much bad ass for words.

i want that so bad. i wish i wasnt poor :(
Posted by tekmojo

The Halo weapon engineer kid puts u to shame

Posted by daniel_beck_90
Artie said:
"Scale 1 to 10.

1 Being Matrix Revolutions (Terrible)
10 being Kurt Russell.

My name is Artie, and I am an Impulse buyer.
"
the weapon model itself coupled with your posture makes it really bad ass
Posted by Gearhead

Did you kill your cat with that?

Posted by Quadrifoglio

That's pretty fucking badass.

Posted by EpicBenjamin

Go kick some Locust ass now, son!

Posted by shadows_kill

i know what you will be next year on hallowween :P

Posted by AlexMarra

Who's blood is on that Lancer, may I ask? Also, 8.

Posted by Artie
bjorno said:
"This should be in the GEARS OF WAR forum, not the GEARS OF WAR 2 forum because this is the GEARS OF WAR (1) version of the Lancer.
Gears 2 lancer has longer barrel and the teeth don't extent past the tip and up."
No, because if you bought this lancer on amazon it comes with Gears of War 2 the game. Thus it's Gears 2 relevant.
Posted by Systech

Hey, I thought that scene where Neo in Smith were fighting in the heavy rain was pretty awesome. Anyway, you need some tight-ass sunglasses and someone looking scared in the background, preferably a parental figure and a girlfriend-like character looking at you admiringly in the background. Also, a candy cigarette wouldn't hurt anyone. Without than that fever dream, though, I would give it a 7.

Posted by daniel_beck_90
Artie said:
"bjorno said:
"This should be in the GEARS OF WAR forum, not the GEARS OF WAR 2 forum because this is the GEARS OF WAR (1) version of the Lancer.
Gears 2 lancer has longer barrel and the teeth don't extent past the tip and up."
No, because if you bought this lancer on amazon it comes with Gears of War 2 the game. Thus it's Gears 2 relevant."
yeah he is right , this is gears of war 2's Lancer

Gearhead said:
"Did you kill your cat with that?"
that Blood is part of the model  lol
Posted by Blinck

damn

Posted by MattyFTM

1. The blood looks extremely lame. It should just be plain. No blood. It isn't even the right shade of red for blood. It looks like red paint!!!

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Posted by Gearhead
BJORNO-
Really? I would say you would need to experience something called photons but I will be nice.
Posted by lordofultima

Matrix Revolutions was a great movie, so I'm going to say that 1 = awesome. and that's more of an 8, in that case.

Posted by Mexalen

it's as badass as it gets for guys with fake plastic guns :) awesome caption!

Posted by lightwarrior179

Didn't your parents tell you that it isn't cool to play with plastic toys? :P
On a serious note THAT IS SERIOUSLY BADASS.

Posted by Agent47
@MattyFTM: Wheeee?Are those a pair of balls on that bear's mouth?On your avatar...
Posted by Afroman269

it looks cheap.