By artofwar420 14 Comments
It's been a long one month, I've loved the times we've spent together in the toilet, listening to Shawn Elliot, Jazzy Jeff and the gang, among other podcasts. Learning shit sometimes too. But you decided to fall off my hand and die. So fuck you.
AHA! Just kidding, it wasn't your fault ipod. It was me, all fucking me. Same dude what has to take you to the Genius Bar. Must purchase a douche shield before going or I might die.
Lesson? Don't drop your non-solid state hard drive ipod. It's bad.