Look pal, it's the 19th chapter. I just want to finish you so I can play buy your vastly improved sequel and enjoy it to the fullest. But no. You have to be a dick. I mean, don't get me wrong, you're a good game and all, and I'm enjoying you a lot. But I've endured your frustrating gun battles long enough to deserve the ability to finish you. Why can't you just not freeze? Why can't the 3.01 firmware do what it was supposed to? 

I know this is a common problem, but seriously. My PS3 is only 2 months old, and I bought you brand new. This shouldn't be happening. 

I JUST WANT TO FINISH YOU!