astrodoggy's forum posts

#1 Posted by astrodoggy (145 posts) -

I was a king of some terrible place (like The Cell) and these naked women were walking over to me but had to go through this tube thing to get to me. They went through and came out the other side as pieces of like dough or something and were frying in a pan with grease. Then I woke up.

I swear I'm not crazy.

#2 Posted by astrodoggy (145 posts) -

The Curse Of Monkey Island

  • Wear a mask made of Tofu
  • Voodoo dolls
  • Become a demon chicken
  • Dueling Banjos
  • Die
  • Learn what rhymes with orange
#3 Posted by astrodoggy (145 posts) -

@KatyGaGa: Ha, was wondering if anyone'd pick that one up.... you sir are now being followed

#4 Posted by astrodoggy (145 posts) -

that's not weird... lot's of people have carrot cocks you bigot

#5 Posted by astrodoggy (145 posts) -

@CoolRssL: I got prey, battlefield bad company 2, couple halflifes, ummmmmmm.... please?

#6 Posted by astrodoggy (145 posts) -

@Zooey74: Make a game without killing?? That's like a something without another something necessary to have the original something!

#7 Posted by astrodoggy (145 posts) -

You know what's incredibly realistic?? Real life.

Mine sucks, how's yours?

#8 Posted by astrodoggy (145 posts) -

Wait for E3, may be a price drop....

Regardless, you should get one, there's some of the best games of the gen there, and it'd suck to miss them... for cheep.

#9 Posted by astrodoggy (145 posts) -

As a tralfamadorian I see time as a expanse or a mountain range, with "peaks" and events existing simultaneously. If a family member dies it is not sad, since he/she is still perfectly alive in a thousand other points of time. So it goes.

#10 Posted by astrodoggy (145 posts) -

Definitely paid 70 for Diddy Kong's Quest