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i went on a journey to discover myself in south asia and, while meditating in a pitch-black room, hidden inside the temple of a forgotten goddess, a hobo inserted a female universal serial bus plug v1.1 into the nape of my neck (the local culture subconsciously believes in instilling feminine qualities in their men, presumably through the goddess's influence). one day, as a mere jest, i was plugged into an electrical contraption we found in an abandoned manor (under the shine of the moon light), into another world... a world of -VIDEO GAMES-
...It is there where I learned the language with which I write to you.
Nah, just kidding, I learned English at a Chinese high school.
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