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Saints Row: The Third

1. Saints Row: The Third

Vinny: "That is why you should buy Saints Row, finish it, and then go buy Skyrim and have that be your long game you come back to. That's fine! It's great to have a buddy you can talk to, but you want to fuck the shit out of Saint's Row 3 while you can." (GB GOTY 2011 Deliberations, Day 5)

Rhythm Heaven Fever

2. Rhythm Heaven Fever

Jeff: "This is, uh, the best wrestling game of 2012. Because it's REAL." ... Vinny: " What is that?" Jeff: "What that is, is the backstory to 'Hole In One'!" Vinny: "Oh, gotcha! OK!" Patrick: "You have got to be shitting me." (Quick Look: Rhythm Heaven Fever)

After Burner Climax

3. After Burner Climax

Ryan: I like the little bullet time. Jeff: Yeah, a little bullet time where I wiped out every single jet on the screen. And that was the end of stage one. (Quick Look: After Burner Climax)

Solar 2

4. Solar 2

Ryan: Why do they hate Asteroids? Oh no, you just killed one with an asteroid! Now I know why! Oh my god, we just saw the beginning of Asteroids! (Quick Look: Solar 2)

No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

5. No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

Jeff: What? I... Is this like the second dude you fight? Ryan: (nonchalantly) Yeah. (Quick Look: No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle)

Pac-Man Championship Edition DX

6. Pac-Man Championship Edition DX

Brad: Oh god here it goes - Jeff: Eat the ghosts, eat the ghosts, all the ghosts! Brad WHOOOOOOOO!! [moaning and panting] (Quick Look: Pac-Man CE DX)

Super Meat Boy

7. Super Meat Boy

Brad: So this is the one where I had the epiphany about this game ... if you just never stop moving... (Quick Look: Super Meat Boy)

Driver: San Francisco

8. Driver: San Francisco

Jeff: [massive spoilers about the last mission], They fucking pull that shit off; it's crazy. Patrick: Why didn't you tell anyone about this last mission sooner? What are you talking about?!

Red Faction: Guerrilla

9. Red Faction: Guerrilla

Brad: So, I thought this game was gonna be dumb before I played it, and it totally is, but not the kind of dumb I expected! (Quick Look: Red Faction Guerrilla)

Wizorb

10. Wizorb

Vinny: Oh, maybe that'll make you big again. Ya-- Ryan: Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ! It did the opposite of what you said, Vinny! (Quick Look: Wizorb)

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